What Aphrodite Did To Helen Is Horrible, Absolutely. Yet I Would Never Be Able To Get Over That One Scene

What Aphrodite did to Helen is horrible, absolutely. Yet I would never be able to get over that one scene where Helen recognizes Aphrodite after "her desirable breasts".

Just to make it clear: If someone claims that "Perseus kidnapped Andromeda." and that it is said that she was in love with him just because the myth was written from his pov, but is willing to believe that "In the ORIGINAL myth of Hades and Persephone he didn't kidnap her." then I'm not going to take them seriously.

Respectfully, if I would live in Ancient Greece I would be SIGNIFICANTLY more scared by Dionysus than by Hades.

Aura: Also your breasts look like those of a pregnant woman.

Artemis: ...

Aura: But mines are small, because I'm a pure virgin.

Artemis: Enjoy them until they'll start to look like those of a pregnant woman too.

Aura: What?

Artemis: You'll know what I ment sooner or later.

Aura: Artemis, you're so pretty. I'm not anything like you. 😞I mean, it's almost hard to believe you're still a virgin. Everyone knows I am.

Artemis: 😦

(Later)

Artemis: (Researching how to cause sex crimes)

Did a quick search on PDB in order to see how different is Perseus' Personality Type in Greek Mythology Vs. In Clash of the Titans.

Now I understand why people claim that they made him dirty.

Helios: You know, sometimes the woman a man marries usually resembles his mother.

Hephaestus: What is that even supposed to mean?

Helios: That she'll probably love your brother more.

Hephaestus: ...

Hephaestus: I hate you.

Helios: The sentiment is mutual.

Hephaestus: Why are you roasting me in the first place? What did I do to you?

Helios: It's not about what you did to me. It's about what you didn't do to my daughter, Aglaea.

Hephaestus: Namely?

Helios: You know... holding hands, kissing, cuddling naked...

Hephaestus: Okay, no need to continue. I see what you mean now.

Helios: Great, I didn't want to continue either.

Hephaestus: Do you want me to marry her?

Helios: She always wanted to marry you. Not sure if she's be able to stand an asshole like you though.

Hephaestus: She is.

Helios: How do you know that?

Hephaestus: Sometimes the man a woman marries usually resembles her father.

Helios: ...

Helios: Touché.

Note: Aglaea is sometimes considered Helios' daughter. While this version is less common, the idea of Helios telling Hephaestus the truth about his wife so that Aglaea could have a chance with him is hilarious.