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No, I will never get tired of getting breaking national news from a soon to be obliterated gay angel and a man who is a stoic garden hedge of compulsory heterosexuality

rwrb movie referencing dialogue in the book (just the ones I remember the best at 4AM after watching it):

- thank you for the etiquette lesson, your majesty

- it's your royal highness

- takes the cake?

- but darling we were ever so careful

- you have a lot of moles is that from the inbreeding

- dumb tie color argument

- you've been wanting him to dick you down for ages

- shut up stop talking

- you're going to stay 500 feet away from me at all times then I'm going to do very bad things to you

- gay as a maypole. ...I don't know what that is

- why not name him Bowie? ...bit on the nose don't you think ?

- you let her bring a phone in here?!

- the B in LGBTQ isn't silent you know

- it was my fault for making assumptions when I first gave you the talk SO

- I thought the prince of England would be more of a candy ass

- I thought you might be to have a Catholic moment ... Hey you little shit you're talking to the patron saint of gender neutral bathrooms

- I've never felt this way about someone before

- tell me you want me to leave :(((((

- Henry's lil fantasy about dancing at the museum

- history, huh? bet we could make some

- there's no going back after this. ... God I hope not

dialogue I wish they'd added in the movie:

- Henry's middle names being both of the gay kings

- Alex convinced the turkeys will kill him

- Zahra and Shaan saying they banged it out

- Alex noting they're making out in front of Hamilton specifically

- Let Alex talk about Laurens and Hamilton

- LET HENRY TALK ABOUT BRITAIN'S QUEER HISTORY

- Henry bribing a nightwatchmen at the museum in order to get in

- Alex hating loving Henry's polo outfit

- Oscar telling Alex that Saint Maria's watching so he and Henry better not have sex in his house

- Literally all the shit Oscar and Ellen threw at each other in the book (for those who don't know they're divorced and don't let Alex forget it)

- Ellen ACTUALLY having a powerpoint about safe sex and cancelling her meetings to give Alex planned parenthood phamplets

- Photos of David in their texts COME ON

still stuck at aziraphale thinking angel!crowley is coming onto him btw. haven't moved from there. they'd known each other for all of a minute. no human influence. and aziraphale thinks crowley is casually telling HIM he's gorgeous and is flattered before he realizes crowley's not talking to him. absolutely embarrassing duo since the beginning of time. made for each other. never stood a chance.

The problem with being ADHD and having trouble reading long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on is that having ADHD makes you more likely to write in long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on do you see the problem I am encountering