The Problem With Being ADHD And Having Trouble Reading Long, Rambling Sentences And Paragraphs That Go

The problem with being ADHD and having trouble reading long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on is that having ADHD makes you more likely to write in long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on do you see the problem I am encountering

Not me having a brainfart and mixing up Saint-Nom-la-Bretèche and Nogent-le-Rotrou and spending the last five minutes of this train ride in deep thoughts wondering if someone has opened an interdimensional portal between Gare Saint Lazare and Gare Montparnasse.

rwrb movie referencing dialogue in the book (just the ones I remember the best at 4AM after watching it):

- thank you for the etiquette lesson, your majesty

- it's your royal highness

- takes the cake?

- but darling we were ever so careful

- you have a lot of moles is that from the inbreeding

- dumb tie color argument

- you've been wanting him to dick you down for ages

- shut up stop talking

- you're going to stay 500 feet away from me at all times then I'm going to do very bad things to you

- gay as a maypole. ...I don't know what that is

- why not name him Bowie? ...bit on the nose don't you think ?

- you let her bring a phone in here?!

- the B in LGBTQ isn't silent you know

- it was my fault for making assumptions when I first gave you the talk SO

- I thought the prince of England would be more of a candy ass

- I thought you might be to have a Catholic moment ... Hey you little shit you're talking to the patron saint of gender neutral bathrooms

- I've never felt this way about someone before

- tell me you want me to leave :(((((

- Henry's lil fantasy about dancing at the museum

- history, huh? bet we could make some

- there's no going back after this. ... God I hope not

okay so terrible news Muriel's angel outfit (the one with the tartan under the white pleats in the skirt) is driving my mind all different avenues of bluescreening gay I love them SO MUCH

still stuck at aziraphale thinking angel!crowley is coming onto him btw. haven't moved from there. they'd known each other for all of a minute. no human influence. and aziraphale thinks crowley is casually telling HIM he's gorgeous and is flattered before he realizes crowley's not talking to him. absolutely embarrassing duo since the beginning of time. made for each other. never stood a chance.