I've Decided If People Are Going To Call Male Characters Babygirl Then I Can Do It The Other Way Around

I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.

James hyping himself up in a battle: If I die now I’ll never meet my soulmate

Regulus: Maybe you just don’t have one.

Remus looking around: who’s gonna tell him?

Sirius: which one?

Little does Regulus knows that water just worsen the sting of the spices. He should have grabbed some bread, or milk instead.

fire - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 131

Regulus stared at James, a bead of sweat slowly dropping down his neck.

James grinned back menacingly, eyes bright, as if he knew he had won.

So Regulus took another bite.

"S'good," Regulus murmured, staring stubbornly, trying to chew as little as possible before swallowing.

"So...you'd like it if I made it every night, then?" James asked innocently.

Fucking prick.

He tried, alright? He tried to meet James's eyes with a signature unaffected frown.

But he couldn't.

Regulus broke from their staring contest, gasping a bit and reaching with a shaking hand towards the glass of water near him.

"My bloody mouth is on fire," he all-but-yelled, gulping down the cold liquid.

James just laughed triumphantly, shovelling spicy curry in his mouth, completely unaffected by the heat.

Stupid sore winner.

Withdraw because my friends give me off vibes and I don't want to be a burden

I'm waiting for all of PJO's episode to be out before watching them, but I love seeing analysing posts in Tumblr, so that after i can search for them when i am whatching the show !

UGH favorite trope 😩