He Is

He is 😭

Hephaestus: I’ve heard some... talk about my current relationship status. I want to clarify the matter once and for all.

Hephaestus: I am taken.

Hephaestus, tearing up: ...For granted. Every day of my life

Hades nooo 😭😭

Hades: Sometimes, the smallest things can take up the most room in our hearts.

Persephone: They do?

Hades: You do.

Yes they will be

If anyone thinks otherwise your opinion is wrong

Zeus: What are you doing?

Hera: I’m planning a wedding.

Zeus: Whose?

Hera: Hades and Persephone’s.

Zeus: THEY’RE ENGAGED?!

Hera: They will be.

I agree Ares. It’s so hard to spell so after a while I just use speech to text 😭

Aphrodite: It’s been 15 minutes and he still hasn’t texted me back. What if he’s hurt?

Eros: Mama, just give him some time.

*Meanwhile*

Ares: *Struggling to spell gorgeous*

Zeus no 😭😭 Poor Hebes teacher

Random nymph at the store: Hey! Zeus, is that you?

Zeus: Er- Do I know you?

Nymph: You’re the father of one of my children!

Zeus: What?...

Zeus: Oh my gods, are you that stripper from that one night in the Underworld two years ago?

Nymph: I’m your daughter Hebe’s teacher at school.

Id fight Zeus for fun too. Ares would also fight anyone for fun and so would I

Ares: I would fight Zeus for our love

Aphrodite: You would fight Zeus for fun, I’m not special