Because We Were Horny, Dear. Eternity Is A Long Time, You Know?

Because we were horny, dear. Eternity is a long time, you know?

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

Deaths have significantly decreased for me and my friends🥳

~ @totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren

Oh, yay!!!! I adore that for you, my dearest!! We shall throw a celebration for this achievement!

if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to

• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun

a small child keeps insulting poseidon while simultaneously trying to teach him how to paint

Ah, I see, dearest one <3. My husband certainly is an interesting one, but I promise he is good once you figure out all his... quirks <3. Anyway, would you like me to come, too? So I can paint, supervise, and provide correct insults because I am his wife? <3

Good :). Any recent encounters lately?

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!