My Lady.... Somebody Gave Your Kids A Tumblr...

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

my lady, is it true that the first time you had a day to yourself after having Triton, when you came back you found poseidon asleep with baby Triton sleeping on his chest?

Oh, the paintings I have made of that moment... so precious.

(Would you like pictures?)

Wait, how did you get this information-

my lady, is it true that poseidon is a bottom

🎤

Oh please, do you really think we have all lived this long without a little experimentation?

(Yes, dear, although we like to… what’s the mortal word? Ah, switch, frequently depending on our desires ;)

nom

Nom!

...

Oops :).

Poseidon! Do not be so rude, Amphitrite said from the entrance of the throne room, instantly shooing Triton off so she could have a quite moment with her husband. What is wrong, my husband? She said as soon as they were alone, gently grabbing his wrists from where they were tense with anger. Tell me, my love.

Open Starter <333

TW: Technical Suicidal Ideation, Choking, Implied Deaths of Innocents + Child Abuse In Later Reblogs :). Please be mentally careful with this RP :).

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"You know, I thought you were over all this destruction. You're not a teenager anymore, Poseidon, you should be able to control and handle yourself. You're starting to act like our father."

The mere thought of that conversation makes Poseidon want to choke, it makes the breath refuse entry outside of his lungs, threatening to suffocate himself with carbon dioxide like he deserves. He's avoiding his wife, he knows, and can feel the stares of the others within his kingdom. His son, Triton, is even blatant with it but he gets a shiver down his spine thinking about bothering his father, so he doesn't. The waves on the surface are acting strange--there are too many riptides to count, drawing people in and forcing them down to placate the destruction that Poseidon wants to focus inward. He wants to puke.

[Poseidon's current prediction is threatening everything you hold dear--yourself, your friends, your family, even your homes (no matter how far from the shore they are). You are trying to ask for his council to either force him to let your home go or to plead with him to. How will you proceed?]

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...Because ;)

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!