Amphitrite Nereidia; Queen of AtlantisRuler of the Seven SeasDaughter of Nereus and Doris
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A Small Child Keeps Insulting Poseidon While Simultaneously Trying To Teach Him How To Paint
a small child keeps insulting poseidon while simultaneously trying to teach him how to paint
Ah, I see, dearest one <3. My husband certainly is an interesting one, but I promise he is good once you figure out all his... quirks <3. Anyway, would you like me to come, too? So I can paint, supervise, and provide correct insults because I am his wife? <3
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my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...
@sea-siblings
They keep arguing about who's the favorite child
…How.
Why.
Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!
my lady, is it true that the first time you had a day to yourself after having Triton, when you came back you found poseidon asleep with baby Triton sleeping on his chest?
Oh, the paintings I have made of that moment... so precious.
(Would you like pictures?)
Wait, how did you get this information-
Yes I did, dearest. Did you not know that already? The Queen turned to her in genuine concern and confusion.
Open starter:Fish Eaters
*You turn around to see Calliope swimming towards you she looks horrified*
Did you know humans eat fish!? Like regularly!?
Tags: @that-little-fucking-shit @amusing-little-things @young-telemachus
Amphitrite, looking for that one specific dress for date night: where is it?!? *Looks at Kym and Rhode* did one of you take it?
Kym: it wasn't me
Rhode, who's very much to flat chested for that dress to fit properly: I think we all know it wasn't me
Amphitrite: well someone had to have taken it! It was right here last night!
Triton: maybe ask Dad?
-*-•°§ mean while §•°-*-
Poseidon, spinning around in amphi's dress: this is surprisingly comfy
That little asshole.
She says with an "innocent" smile as the waters, currents, and creatures started subconsciously swirling around her.
@sea-siblings
Because we were horny, dear. Eternity is a long time, you know?
my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...
@sea-siblings
They keep arguing about who's the favorite child
…How.
Why.
Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!