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hello Lady Amphitrite!

-(currently) anon daughter of Poseidon (don’t hurt me please) (although, you probably know who I am) (do you?) (ok I’m gonna be quiet now)

Hello, dearest. How has your day been?

my lady, it it true that you can pick poseidon up princess style

Yes, it is very true that I could, but I just prefer to hold him since it is rare that I leave the water and land/gravitational physics apply differently in the deep of Atlantis. It’d be more of a hold anyway than a carry. But if we were both on land, however… I have been known to assert my dominance over some things…

*knowing evil smirk*

nom

Nom!

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Oops :).

a small child keeps insulting poseidon while simultaneously trying to teach him how to paint

Ah, I see, dearest one <3. My husband certainly is an interesting one, but I promise he is good once you figure out all his... quirks <3. Anyway, would you like me to come, too? So I can paint, supervise, and provide correct insults because I am his wife? <3

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Rb93TJ/

Ok but why does he actually look good in a dress tho

Is that- Is that my dress? Poseidon!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8RmwtTK/

I used to wonder why u and 'penelope' ( I forgot her @) were attracted to him... now I get it

True... though I will certainly say his voice has gotten better over the years...

@totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren <3

my lady, is it true that the first time you had a day to yourself after having Triton, when you came back you found poseidon asleep with baby Triton sleeping on his chest?

Oh, the paintings I have made of that moment... so precious.

(Would you like pictures?)

Wait, how did you get this information-