...Because ;)

...Because ;)

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8RmwtTK/

I used to wonder why u and 'penelope' ( I forgot her @) were attracted to him... now I get it

True... though I will certainly say his voice has gotten better over the years...

@totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren <3

I mean, it has quite helped the fish populations around here...

Open starter:Fish Eaters

*You turn around to see Calliope swimming towards you she looks horrified*

Did you know humans eat fish!? Like regularly!?

Tags: @that-little-fucking-shit @amusing-little-things @young-telemachus

Yes I did, dearest. Did you not know that already? The Queen turned to her in genuine concern and confusion.

Open starter:Fish Eaters

*You turn around to see Calliope swimming towards you she looks horrified*

Did you know humans eat fish!? Like regularly!?

Tags: @that-little-fucking-shit @amusing-little-things @young-telemachus

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

Perhaps you could get my husband to scare him? Poseidon would certainly agree if it meant he could also scare Odysseus too :)

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!