Rp: Poseidon Kronia - Tumblr Posts

my lady, is it true that poseidon is a bottom

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Oh please, do you really think we have all lived this long without a little experimentation?

(Yes, dear, although we like to… what’s the mortal word? Ah, switch, frequently depending on our desires ;)

Perhaps you could get my husband to scare him? Poseidon would certainly agree if it meant he could also scare Odysseus too :)

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Rb93TJ/

Ok but why does he actually look good in a dress tho

Is that- Is that my dress? Poseidon!

Amphitrite, looking for that one specific dress for date night: where is it?!? *Looks at Kym and Rhode* did one of you take it?

Kym: it wasn't me

Rhode, who's very much to flat chested for that dress to fit properly: I think we all know it wasn't me

Amphitrite: well someone had to have taken it! It was right here last night!

Triton: maybe ask Dad?

-*-•°§ mean while §•°-*-

Poseidon, spinning around in amphi's dress: this is surprisingly comfy

That little asshole.

She says with an "innocent" smile as the waters, currents, and creatures started subconsciously swirling around her.

@sea-siblings