Me Being Zoned Out Doing A Simple Task: *spewing Random Nonsense*

Me being zoned out doing a simple task: *spewing random nonsense*

Parent: Did you say something?

Me, just zoned back in: I don't know, probably making fun of someone

I'm surrounded by morons while running on five hours of sleep, half a bag of chocolate chips, a water bottle filled with ice, and I want to fight Satan.

Does anyone want to come with me?

Quote from me and my friend

Me: "It's called bonding..."

Him: "The only bond thing I know is bondage!'

I'm friends with horny idiots :I

Yes! Just yes! I love protective Agustín! ❤❤❤

Slay, Agustín, Slay

Go read this! We need more papa bear Agustín fics! ❤❤❤

I've been so understimulsted that I forgot I existed as a person

Things that I learned my dog is scared of:

- small frogs

- beach balls

- shower faucets

My brave boy