I Haven't Posted Weird Quotes In A While, Time To Change That :)

I haven't posted weird quotes in a while, time to change that :)

"I hope this is my period and not my body rejecting the fact I have a uterus"

"Fuck, I started thinking and stopped paying attention"

"Well, she separated rooms for boys and girls so we shouldn't have any problems." "... Bitch, I'm Gay!"

"I'm more scared of <me> than our manager" "Good, I'm a preschool teacher!"

"Leave the kid alone. He has a mullet, he doesn't need anymore problems"

"I may not be a cow, but I will moo."

"Look bitch, you don't need to have a foot fetish to accept the fact that feet exist!"

Fifi vs. Maxachusetts

Fat Fuck and Medium Fuck

I had an impulse to make cupcakes 🎂

They look alright

I'm totally watching preschool cartoons for research proposes and not because I actually enjoy it...

Totally...

Happy Christian day everyone (I'm not Christian but my mom is, so we celebrate some holidays)

I just want to show you some dumb things I goy

Santa got me a fidget cube that I can change the shape of

I also got this fat fuck, her name is Fifi

Free play in a preschool setting is strange

I mean in a 25 minute period:

-One boy tried to arrest all his teachers

-When one of his friends busted them out, he then arrested a baby

-I died

-Then I was resurrected as an alligator

-Was turned back to a human only to die again

...

Can't wait to see what happens next week