I Haven't Posted Weird Quotes In A While, Time To Change That :)
I haven't posted weird quotes in a while, time to change that :)
"I hope this is my period and not my body rejecting the fact I have a uterus"
"Fuck, I started thinking and stopped paying attention"
"Well, she separated rooms for boys and girls so we shouldn't have any problems." "... Bitch, I'm Gay!"
"I'm more scared of <me> than our manager" "Good, I'm a preschool teacher!"
"Leave the kid alone. He has a mullet, he doesn't need anymore problems"
"I may not be a cow, but I will moo."
"Look bitch, you don't need to have a foot fetish to accept the fact that feet exist!"
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A short story about disability and friendship.
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Feelings in the sand
The playground was filled with screams and laughter
But to her, it just sounded like lightning and thunder
She sat alone in the baseball field
Thinking of things she wished wouldn't be revealed
She looked at the broken stick in hand
Then quickly dug it into the sand
No thoughts in head, she just drew and drew
Just disturbing the sand and morning dew
When she was done, she toss the stick to the side
Relieved to have finally let the emotions slide
She wasn't paying attention or saw the kids running
Trampling over her finished drawing
But she didn't care or upset at all
She was happy to not share feelings still raw
~Soul

Fifi vs. Maxachusetts
Fat Fuck and Medium Fuck
Ok so...
I may or may not have gotten myself obsessed with Helluva Boss
So obviously I have to think of stupid angst because why not.
So....
Au where Blitz did try to get Fizz out of the fire, but when running by the family tent, Blitz stops. Panicking, he puts Fizz down to try to save his mom.
Cut to in the hospital, Fizz is informed that both Blitz and his mom has died in the fire. (Which is obviously a lie while Blitz is informed that Fizz doesn't want to see him)
Fizz goes on with life thinking his best friend is dead.
Not fully fleshed out, if you want to add on you can.
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