anenbyraccoon - AnEnbyRaccoon
AnEnbyRaccoon

Just a dumb raccoon talking dumb shit

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I Haven't Posted Weird Quotes In A While, Time To Change That :)

I haven't posted weird quotes in a while, time to change that :)

"I hope this is my period and not my body rejecting the fact I have a uterus"

"Fuck, I started thinking and stopped paying attention"

"Well, she separated rooms for boys and girls so we shouldn't have any problems." "... Bitch, I'm Gay!"

"I'm more scared of <me> than our manager" "Good, I'm a preschool teacher!"

"Leave the kid alone. He has a mullet, he doesn't need anymore problems"

"I may not be a cow, but I will moo."

"Look bitch, you don't need to have a foot fetish to accept the fact that feet exist!"


More Posts from Anenbyraccoon

1 year ago
A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.
A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.
A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.
A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.
A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.
A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.
A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.
A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.
A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.
A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.

A short story about disability and friendship.

1 year ago

:'3

Feelings in the sand

The playground was filled with screams and laughter

But to her, it just sounded like lightning and thunder

She sat alone in the baseball field

Thinking of things she wished wouldn't be revealed

She looked at the broken stick in hand

Then quickly dug it into the sand

No thoughts in head, she just drew and drew

Just disturbing the sand and morning dew

When she was done, she toss the stick to the side

Relieved to have finally let the emotions slide

She wasn't paying attention or saw the kids running

Trampling over her finished drawing

But she didn't care or upset at all

She was happy to not share feelings still raw

~Soul


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2 years ago

I don't normally care about what people think about me,

But today a class of 1st graders said I'm great so you better believe I'm god damn great!


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2 years ago
Fifi Vs. Maxachusetts

Fifi vs. Maxachusetts

Fat Fuck and Medium Fuck


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1 year ago

Ok so...

I may or may not have gotten myself obsessed with Helluva Boss

So obviously I have to think of stupid angst because why not.

So....

Au where Blitz did try to get Fizz out of the fire, but when running by the family tent, Blitz stops. Panicking, he puts Fizz down to try to save his mom.

Cut to in the hospital, Fizz is informed that both Blitz and his mom has died in the fire. (Which is obviously a lie while Blitz is informed that Fizz doesn't want to see him)

Fizz goes on with life thinking his best friend is dead.

Not fully fleshed out, if you want to add on you can.

:3


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