I Can't Make Sense Of Any Of This - Tumblr Posts

I haven't posted weird quotes in a while, time to change that :)

"I hope this is my period and not my body rejecting the fact I have a uterus"

"Fuck, I started thinking and stopped paying attention"

"Well, she separated rooms for boys and girls so we shouldn't have any problems." "... Bitch, I'm Gay!"

"I'm more scared of <me> than our manager" "Good, I'm a preschool teacher!"

"Leave the kid alone. He has a mullet, he doesn't need anymore problems"

"I may not be a cow, but I will moo."

"Look bitch, you don't need to have a foot fetish to accept the fact that feet exist!"