Charlie Saying "I Love You" Should Not Have Made Me Cry Like This Wtf I Was About To Go To Sleep Man

Charlie saying "I love you" should not have made me cry like this wtf I was about to go to sleep man T-T

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Angel and Darlin' at like five in the morning over text:

Darlin': Gnawing on a pinecone rn

Angel: What

Darlin': Foof

Darlin: *Food

Angel: Dude are you high?

Darlin': No y would u think that?

Angel: Because you are.

Angel: I'll order you a pizza

Darlin': thx

Angel: And spit out the pinecone

Darlin': What pinecone?

I'm making progress on a WIP, so I thought I'd share a small bit of the chat that I wrote! Feel free to try and guess who these people are-

Mansplain/Manipulate/Manslaughter: “He just asked me to hit him again but “kinkier.””

Mansplain/Manipulate/Manslaughter: “I think he has a concussion.”

Something Inconspicuous: “Nah that sounds about right.”

“Can’t cause brain damage if there isn’t one to damage,” they added.

I feel like Baabe is the type of person who knows a bunch of stuff about spiritual things and how to decipher the meaning of dreams and all that. I also feel like Darlin' has the most bizarre dreams ever, like at a pack meeting they'll just come up to Baabe like "I dreamt that I had to go to prison for killing a French man last night but I wasn't stressed out about it because the government lowered the sentence for killing French people so I only had to go to prison for like two months. ... What does that mean?"

And then Baabe will be like: "Do you know any French people?"

Darlin': "Apart from William? No, I don't."

Baabe: "Have you considered killing William?"

Darlin': "I would never."

Baabe: "Okay... Hmm, this is truly complicated [spiritual thinking for like ten minutes] When did you go to sleep last night?"

Darlin': "Like three-something?"

Baabe: ._.

Darlin': "I think it was like 3:40 in the morning."

Baabe: "I don't think you have to worry about your dream meaning anything."

Darlin': I'm so hungry.

Also Darlin': <-Just recovered from food poisoning

Darlin' therefore: ->Hasn't eaten in three days without throwing it back up again

Darlin': I could go for some grilled cheese... (the very thing that gave them food poisoning)