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If you are reading this, then I overslept the monarchal summit. That being said,

Tell me all your favorite moments and spoil me everything!!!

Go into unnecessary details about small moments you liked! I unironically enjoy being spoiled things (especially when I'm nervous about them)!

I feel like Baabe is the type of person who knows a bunch of stuff about spiritual things and how to decipher the meaning of dreams and all that. I also feel like Darlin' has the most bizarre dreams ever, like at a pack meeting they'll just come up to Baabe like "I dreamt that I had to go to prison for killing a French man last night but I wasn't stressed out about it because the government lowered the sentence for killing French people so I only had to go to prison for like two months. ... What does that mean?"

And then Baabe will be like: "Do you know any French people?"

Darlin': "Apart from William? No, I don't."

Baabe: "Have you considered killing William?"

Darlin': "I would never."

Baabe: "Okay... Hmm, this is truly complicated [spiritual thinking for like ten minutes] When did you go to sleep last night?"

Darlin': "Like three-something?"

Baabe: ._.

Darlin': "I think it was like 3:40 in the morning."

Baabe: "I don't think you have to worry about your dream meaning anything."

Secret talents of our beloved Shaw pack listeners:

•Sweetheart knows their way around a bar. Like they can make you the best cocktail you've ever had from scratch but they could also poison your water without having you notice. They don't brag about this much, but Milo is plenty familiar with their skill set.

○Baabe cosplays. They try to keep that hobby of theirs quiet in order to not be judged by co-workers and whatnot, so not many people know this. They're also (terrifyingly) good at impersonating people on the internet and face to face (->if Baabe is masc presenting (and honestly, even if they aren't), they 100% have pretended to be Asher before when he couldn't make it to meetings with clients and David wanted someone else with him).

•Darlin' writes poetry and it's "actually not dog shit," as they put it (they're genuinely good at it). And it's not that they don't want to talk about it, it's just that any time they do, nobody believes them.

[This next one is kinda gross, so here's a tw: Mention of dead animals/the dissection thereof.]

○Angel can perfectly dissect any small animal with a scalpel (biggest they'll work with is a pigeon or a particularly big rat). However, when they're working with a carcass they're plenty familiar with, they won't even need a proper scalpel. A box cutter will do. Nobody knows this, for obvious reasons, but they have gone on (uncomfortably long) rants to David/Darlin'/Baabe before about something or other regarding the optics of the insides of a mouse.

"I feel sorry for you, you white bread bitch" - Angel when someone says David's food is too spicy for them.

"And your spice cabinet consists of what? Salt, pepper, and paprika powder?" Milo when someone makes a snarky comment about how he cooks.

"If you feel like spending an ungodly amount of money for half a fish and a spoonful of sauce, then be my guest. I'm not one to judge." Darlin' when someone gives them shit for eating fast food again.

"You insufferable fuck waffle/abominable shit popsicle" Baabe whenever someone other than they or David insults Asher's questionably good cooking skills.

[Gives gift for no reason other than "I love you"] - Darlin'/David/Asher/Vincent/Gavin/Huxley/Lasko/Doc

"But I didn't do anything to deserve this" - Sam/Angel/Baabe/Lovely/Freelancer/Damien/Lasko's partner/Hush

Baaaabe is the kind of person to buy candles but never light them because they don't want to ever have to throw them out

baaaaaaabe has my whole fucking heart

Asher.

COME ON GUYS LET'S MAKE A DEVELOPMENT TEAM EHEHEHE PUT YOUR DRAWING AND WRITING SKILLS TO USE

Can someone make a redacted dating sim? Pretty please?? Most of this fandom are artists and writers, I'm sure there should be some programmers here, right??

So like you pick a character and become their listener to play their route. For example if you chose Asher then you get stuck in an elevator with him and etc.

So basically just redacted but as a game with multiple choices!

And it wouldn't even need voicing since you could just use the characters actual lines (if that's legal idk). Obviously not all the lines would be voiced but still.

AND YOU GET TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR CHARACTER SINCE LISTENERS DON'T HAVE A CANON APPEARANCE!!!! WILD POTENTIAL IF YOU ASK ME

Baabe gives me major Y/n vibes so I gave them messy bun teehee. Also I imagine them being roughly the same height

While I'm on a 14 hour roadtrip I figured I'd go back to my roots and make redacted characters in gacha..

so I just finished making Honey 😍😍😍😍😘😘🥵 and some random Guy idk

Also my first time trying out gacha life 2 so yay

Next up are Asher and Baabe

Guys look it's Baabe and Asher :33

Credit: skanteryt on tt

Uhhhh I totally forgot about this lmao soooo

While I'm on a 14 hour roadtrip I figured I'd go back to my roots and make redacted characters in gacha..

so I just finished making Honey 😍😍😍😍😘😘🥵 and some random Guy idk

Also my first time trying out gacha life 2 so yay

Next up are Asher and Baabe

sam, angel, sweetheart, and babe after their first times with darlin, david, milo, and ash

Packmates Trio as INCORRECT QUOTES

I don’t care what anyone says these three would have the most CHAOTIC friendship and their mates would just be so over it.

Thinking about the Shaw Pack mates helping another pack member move into a new place and looking hot asf. Sweetheart is carrying boxes upon boxes into the place without breaking a sweat- occasionally grunting to set things down. Babe is setting up kitchenware and hanging up artwork on the walls. Angel is breaking down boxes and chatting with other movers.

Meanwhile David, Asher, and Milo are watching their mates, just drooling over them while they work. It’s a hot day, so they’re all wearing short shorts, and low cut tank tops or t-shirts to combat the summer sun. Sweat finding it’s way down their foreheads, and arms flexing under the heat as they work. Yes, they know that their boyfriends are watching them with hungry eyes, and yes they are milking the hell out of it.

More Redacted listener as best besties content where??? WHEN??? THIS IS ME BEGGING ERIK A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE MATES TO BE CHAOTIC.

They absolutely make Mac and cheese in the kitchen together at four am, also pouring different alcohols into the food and trying them out. “AY MILO YOU GOTTA TRY THIS VODKA MAC AND CHEESE SHIT RN COME HERE” ….yeah they’re wasted as fuck. Angel has done various different shots off of Sweetheart and Babe.

Just- in an audio- at a pack event or something- the boys reacting to all the crazy shit they’ve done together and for the dialogue (that I know isn’t possible because they’re fucking listeners), it’s just silence with the occasional David scoff, Asher laugh, and Milo’s sarcastic commentary.

Sweetheart picking Babe up (because Sweetheart is strong asf), and throwing them over their shoulder. “Yeah sorry Ash, I’ll be borrowing this for a little while.” And as they carry Babe away, the hallway echos with deranged laughter and the occasional “ASH!!! ANGEL!!! HELP.”

Might I suggest fairly muscular Sweetheart? As an Investigator for The Department, I’d imagine they’d have to do their own fair share of working out. And the obvious effects of that leave Milo red in the face. It’s not their first summer together, and it’s also not Milo’s first time seeing them in little clothing- no less, any sort of swimwear. But after Inversion, Sweetheart doubled all of their workout routines, eventually tripling them just for good measure. So they’re left relatively- built.

The Shaw pack hosting a pool party at David’s place, everyone got changed into their swimsuits there, so it’s just the boys waiting for their mates. Sweetheart had to be dragged out by Babe- they got a little shy with the amount of…. revealing the suit does. Angel hooting as Sweetheart walks out, and Christian laughing at Milo’s slacked jaw. He just can’t keep his eyes off them the entire party.

Sweetheart’s muscles tensing and rippling against the water as they paddle through, biceps flexing as they lean against the bar while Angel fixes them a drink. The way Sweetheart’s lip curls when they catch Milo’s eyes all over them. How their thighs move and rub together as they saunter towards him, and how they sport that maliciously cocky grin as they tilt his chin to look up at them. “Enjoying the show, baby?”

Sweetheart carrying Milo over their shoulder as he writhes and yells at them to put him down through uncontrollable laughter.

Sweetheart who’s taller than Milo, and strong enough to carry him around like it’s nothing. Sweetheart throwing Angel and babe over their shoulders and gradually chucking them into the pool. David and Asher watching as Sweetheart runs towards the pool with each of their screaming mates.

The Shaw pack going out to a sports bar with their mates- and they just happen to have a mechanical bull.

Everyone gets drunk as fuck, Sweetheart and Sam are downing shots together while Angel and Babe do the same. Milo and Ash are fighting over the jukebox while David fights himself not to get a migraine just watching everyone. (He’s the designated driver ofc)

90’s rock plays loudly over the conversations in the bar, and that’s when Angel pretty much darts past the jukebox to check out the mechanical bull. You bet they’re hauling ass on that thing, demanding the mechanic not to take it easy on them. This only catches the rest of the packs attention when the huge crowd of the bar pretty much huddles around the small arena. David’s ears perk up at the loud cheering, and he notices Babe slam their drink down to join them.

That’s when David sees his mate atop this huge ass mechanical bull, back arched and hair a mess as they struggle to stay upright. He’s tall enough to see over the crowd, and he’d be a damn liar to say that he didn’t absolutely love the sight. But the fact that the rest of these strangers got to see them like this too- yea, David didn’t like that too much either.

Angel’s laughing like a maniac, occasionally yelping as they hit a difficult spot in the programming. Once they do fall however, they’re just laughing harder despite the nausea. David flinches, but Asher holds his shoulder as Angel jogs back to the rest of the group. “I didn’t die!” “Fucking hell-“

Babe is a little clumsier than Angel, so they refuse to get on the “robotic cow”. However, Sweetheart sneaks past the group to give it a try themselves- despite the alcohol soaked nerves that threaten to reach the surface. Milo was drinking and chatting with Angel and Ash when David’s mate stood on the step of their barstool to start cheering and laughing.

Milo choked on his drink by the time he reached their line of sight.

And yes Sam absolutely rode the bull and almost reached Angel’s top score. David- sober as fuck- never even got near the thing unless his mate was the one riding it. Asher tried to stand on it and sprained his wrist so they had to go home. Milo couldn’t even last three seconds on the bull- to which Sweetheart cackled from their seat and booed him. (Which he returned with a very loving middle finger)