anexistingexistence - A living, breathing existential crisis
A living, breathing existential crisis

They / It // This originally was just a fandom blog, but now you have to deal with my bullshit. // Assume me to be dead if I don't post for a day, thanks.

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I Really Want To Draw Bright Eyes Sitting In A Comically Small Box On Sam And Darlin's Porch Now. (And

I really want to draw Bright Eyes sitting in a comically small box on Sam and Darlin's porch now. (And give them cat ears because of course.)

Darlin' at like three in the morning: Sam. Sam wake up. The cat is back. Sam.

Sam, napping: What...

Darlin': I'm gonna let them in okay?

Sam: Just don't get it on the bed..

Darlin': I make no promises.

[Not even a minute later]

Sam, too sleepy for this shit: Darlin' what the hell is happening?

Darlin': I let the cat in!

Sam: Love, this is my progeny's progeny. They're crushing my ribcage.

Darlin': Yeah. They're a wet cat.

Bright Eyes: Go back to sleep old man I'm trying to nap.

Sam: You're getting my shirt wet-

Sam: No Darlin' we can't let the street cat in. Last time we did that he peed on the carpet.

Darlin': That was one time! And look at him! He's sitting out there all cold and sad - we can't leave him out there!

Sam: He has his little box with the pillows, he'll be fine.

Darlin': Sam, darling, love of my life, are you seeing the fucking snow outside? I built a snowman two days ago and it's still standing. Do you really think a box and some pillows will keep a kitty warm?

Sam: He'll be fine-

Darlin': He will sleep in the bed with us!

Sam: He'll fuckin' what now?!

[Five minutes later]

Sam, who is being kept from spooning his mate by a stray kitty: I can't believe I let this happen.

Darlin': I love youu...

Sam: Yeah I love you too, you menace.

Darlin': I meant the kitty but thanks. I love you too Sam.

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