anexistingexistence

A living, breathing existential crisis

They / It // This originally was just a fandom blog, but now you have to deal with my bullshit. // Assume me to be dead if I don't post for a day, thanks.

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"I Don't Even Have A TikTok- I Have A Tumblr Account! It's 2023 And I Have A Blog On Tumblr This Is Crazy"

"I don't even have a TikTok- I have a Tumblr account! It's 2023 and I have a blog on Tumblr this is crazy" Me, in therapy today.

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anexistingexistence

1 year ago

A very dumbed down explanation of my Darlin's backstory because I'm too lazy for words

Darlin': My parents are not my parents.

Sam: I'm sorry what?

Darlin': These people found me in a box and forced me to do unpaid child labor for fifteen years of my life.

Sam: [absolutely no idea how to react to this]

Darlin': Sometimes I wish I would have just starved to death in that box.

Sam: Okay now hold on-

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redacted audio redacted asmr redacted headcanons redacted darlin redacted sam

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anexistingexistence

1 year ago

Guys my cat just bit and scratched me so I might die of rabies tonight will keep you updated

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an existing post sarcasm i mean he did do all of that but i also doubt that he has rabies probably yea no i'll call my doctor just to be safe tw rabies (for legal reasons he is not actually my cat)

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anexistingexistence

1 year ago

YES. THIS. I WANT MORE CREEPY SHIT TOO AND I WANT IT TO CAUSE ME PHYSICAL ANGUISH AND MAKE ME RECOIL IN A "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" KIND OF WAY WHILE ALSO FEEDING MY MORBID CURIOSITY ABOUT MESSED UP STUFF

CREEPY DOGGIES CREEPY DOGGIES AROOO I LOVE GOTHIC WEREWOLVESSSSSS I WANT MORE SPOOKY SCARY WOLVES I WANT CUNNING AND SAVAGE HUNTERS IN THE MOONLIGHT AARRGH IF THERE AREN'T ENOUGH GOTHIC WEREWOLVES I WILL MAKE MORE MYSELF GOD DAMNIT

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said the writer who strictly writes fluffy werewolf romance calmly i need to write more creepy stuff before i forget how to

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anexistingexistence

1 year ago

Growing up with siblings means not questioning where the creepy ass piano music is coming from at one in the morning and proceeding to take a shower despite knowing how that would end for you if your life was a horror movie.

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an existing post siblings horror movie cliche things also i just made my bed and now my stinky cat is sleeping in it like yea i'm glad you're here and not outside but like i just got clean and stopped smelling like a pile of month old laundry would you please bathe good sir (for legal reasons he is not actually my cat)

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anexistingexistence

1 year ago

Perfectly normal train running to greet you cmon give it a hug (FYI, its this guy i drew half a year ago and i still think about it)

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Oh my god this is so cool! wanna get hugged by a train approaching me at a concerning speed art animation gif trains train not my art

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