Hey Do You Think That When Darlin' Gives Sam Their Answer Of Whether They Want To Be Turned Or Not, Then

Hey do you think that when Darlin' gives Sam their answer of whether they want to be turned or not, then if/when we get the next role reversal -ish anthology series there'd be an audio of Sam and the version of Darlin' they didn't choose? Like if canon Darlin' chose to stay a wolf (because I can feel that in my bones) there could be a vamp Darlin' and Sam alternate (fooliverse?) universe audio. That'd be neat. Also I feel like a lot of us would cry because if I were Erik that audio would be set some 50 years in the future and all of the Shaw pack is dead and Sam and Darlin' are traveling the world together because the Solaire clan "disbanded" so fuck else is there to do for them anymore right?

Nothing's wrong with Milo! I just hate his fooliverse version with a burning passion for the same reasons I hate Blake and I think they should be hit in the head with toasters or preferably something heavier that might concuss them

(Also I did answer almost the exact same question in an ask so yea feel free to read that for more details on my hatred for Milo Ribeye)

Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive part two: Fooliverse Edition [for the original post go here]

Guy: Anyone working minimum wage ever

Gavin: An overheating mee-cro-wah-vey

David: UwU but with less attitude

James: Head pats

Anton: Cure for acne

Milo: The reason I will be convicted for murder because oh my god I want to kill this man so badly it's not even healthy anymore (for legal reasons this is a joke) That one anthill in my garden that's been bothering the shit out of me

[Also, because he didn't exist in the first post:

Porter: Sticking the straw into the bottom of the Capri Sun because you're a little freak]

10 years ago the fanfic hub (English-speaking edition) was ff.net so maybe try there?

Ooh thanks for the suggestion! I already went back to my old Wattpad account to re-read the fics I read five or six years ago when I first got into that fandom and I don't think I want to have to go back there again lmao

I am but a guy ❌️

I am but a girl ❌️

I am but an eldritch horror beyond mortal comprehension - the essence of a potted plant within a prison of flesh and blood bound to forever be the victim of my own torture whilst confusing and scaring mortal onlookers who don't dare to question how a thing such as I came into being. ✔️

UMM HELLO WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MILO💀💀 “the anthill in my garden”😭😭

Nonononono I love Milo, he's great but Fool! Milo? I want that man six feet under. I don't know why but his whole deal makes me want to grab him by the collar and relocate him into my neighbor's garden like I want to do with that stupid anthill

Actually no, I do know why I don't like him, it's because I don't like characters who think they're oh so fucking great just because they either have money or are powerful (see: my rant about wanting Blake dead). Like regular Milo is great, I love him to death, but I just want to hit Fool! Milo over the head with a toaster yk? Like maybe a slight concussion will give him a personality outside of "Oh look at me I fuck good and I am so strong and special unhhh"