Thank You U-u

Thank you u-u

Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive part two: Fooliverse Edition [for the original post go here]

Guy: Anyone working minimum wage ever

Gavin: An overheating mee-cro-wah-vey

David: UwU but with less attitude

James: Head pats

Anton: Cure for acne

Milo: The reason I will be convicted for murder because oh my god I want to kill this man so badly it's not even healthy anymore (for legal reasons this is a joke) That one anthill in my garden that's been bothering the shit out of me

[Also, because he didn't exist in the first post:

Porter: Sticking the straw into the bottom of the Capri Sun because you're a little freak]

I am but a guy ❌️

I am but a girl ❌️

I am but an eldritch horror beyond mortal comprehension - the essence of a potted plant within a prison of flesh and blood bound to forever be the victim of my own torture whilst confusing and scaring mortal onlookers who don't dare to question how a thing such as I came into being. ✔️

I'm sorry but Nights Like These by Pigeon Pit is giving me major Gordo/Mark vibes and now I have the urge to write and make people sad

It's been months and I only now realized that I could have made a spaghetti pun with Alexis' name

In honor of my name card post reaching 500 notes for some godforsaken reason, here's more of that as a thank you to everyone who enjoyed that post:

Vincent "You're the Lovely of My Life" Solaire

Sam "No violence unless it's hot and deserved" Collins

Lovely "Punches holes into walls as a hobby" Solaire

Alexis "I need to be really careful with what I put here or the fandom will hunt me down" Getty

Porter "Who?" Solaire

William "Are you even allowed to drink wine with your meds old man?" Solaire

Adam "Insert the bisexual anthem here" Jessup

Quinn "Swiper no fucking murder" Fox

Bright "Trespassing" Eyes

Frederick "What do you mean 'therapy'? I can't afford that" Collins

Going back through playlists I made for characters of an old abandoned WIP and now I'm having flashbacks and regrets

Wasn't that a thing in Fahrenheit 451 too? I think I remember Mildred having a script for some of her shows and that she liked how immersive it made them

Does anyone else here know about Co-Star? This is super fascinating to me! The scripted nature of the listener dialogue (as opposed to the implied dialogue used in modern roleplays) sets the format apart but this definitely is vintage audio roleplay! I love that this exists. I'll be seeking some out very soon!