I Need To Stop Listening To This Playlist While Drawing Because It Makes My Art W And :3 Instead Of -

I need to stop listening to this playlist while drawing because it makes my art òwó and :3 instead of ●-● and ._.

Like just look at Gerry's blushy spiked collar ass

He's literally going :3 and since when did I know how to give characters blush and wHY IS HE SO SASSY GERRY WHY ARE YOU :3 I'M SORRY FOR TURNING YOUR CUTE SAD GOTH ASS INTO A SASSY FREAK AAAAA

Me when the smut-writing playlist runs out of songs and spotify starts blasting Destroy Boys' "Crybaby":

Is it okay to threaten everyone at the family function with my suicide if they do not let me go home right now?

Just got motivation for my WIP for the first time in like three months but I can't do anything about it because I need to put all my time into "studying" and "not failing my classes" or whatever

My found family loving ass while listening to tma season 4: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if- [accidentally imagines a whole fic about Martin accidentally "adopting" a child that's been chosen by The Lonely and they help each other to not get consumed by their loneliness and Martin has Jon babysit the child sometimes because due to them being an avatar of The Lonely, most people just forget they exist, but Jon doesn't because Archivist and stuff, so while Martin is knee-deep in his Peter Lukas shit, he and Jon still have at least a little bit of interaction through the shared custody kind of situation with the kid that now kinda lives in the archives. Also, throughout the fic there is a slow transition form "Mister Blackwood" to "Martin" to "dad," the thought of which alone was enough to make me genuinely sad.]

Me: oh. So that's what would happen.

The main reason I love the idea of Vincent/Sweetheart/Lovely(/Milo) so much is because they would look so fucking good when going out for fancy dinner like waiters would fall over left and right because of how fucking gorgeous these three/four are