Hey Redacted People Do Any Of You Happen To Be In Amsterdam Next Week Because I'm Totally Down To Meet

Hey redacted people do any of you happen to be in Amsterdam next week because I'm totally down to meet a stranger if it means I get to ditch my art class

(edit: this is a joke and I have in fact been educated on stranger danger as a child)

Lmao don't worry I won't I actually have stuff planned with some friends and I plan to spend the one free day we get to do some sightseeing

Still don't want to sit in museums and copy fancy paintings all day tho ×-×

Thanks for looking out for me Piff u-u

Hey redacted people do any of you happen to be in Amsterdam next week because I'm totally down to meet a stranger if it means I get to ditch my art class

Was listening to Not in Front of Dinner Darling while studying today because I needed background noise and I shit you not, not even five minutes in I fully stopped studying to pay attention to the audio

So yea fuck escaped audios for being so goddamn entertaining my exams start two days from now

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

tfw = two fucking weiners

Look at this majestic mf