If They Could Afford It, Doc Would Have Glass Floors With A Huge Ass Aquarium Under It With Super Fancy

If they could afford it, Doc would have glass floors with a huge ass aquarium under it with super fancy lighting and all that (it's something they're saving up for even though they know there's no way that will ever happen but, hey, they can dream).

his name is shhh and i want him to eat a happy meal IMMEDIATELY ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ GIVE MY SILLY GOOBER A FUCKEING HAPPY MEAL NOWWW🗣️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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i really want doc to be super hyperfixated on stars and tell hushy hush shhh about them. “so that really bright star there is sirius..” if ykyk

or like, ring a wind chime by him and hes like “???” idk. i really headcanon my pookie doc as a wijd chime loving star obsessed goober snoober. and they explode whenever stars/space gets mentioned in a conversation.. just me?? sorry. im also heavily head canoning that doc just has fish.. maybe like a pond behind their apartment that they just visit every day. doc is disney princess coded AND U CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Audio RP | Catching Up With A Vampire Shopkeep [F4M]

Yeahh so I will just keep bothering you people with my Redacted OCs and you can't stop me. Anyway, this is Lyla Elster, a vampiric shopkeep of unknown age who has been very involved and flirty with a certain someone...

Info:

Lyla owns a little vintage shop of European architecture in the middle of Dahlia. Her shop moves from place to place by utilizing d(a)emonic rifting magics and occasionally disappears altogether by using illusory wards. The reason for all these safety precautions and moves around town is because Lyla sells not exactly legal magical things to the empowered populace and rips them off in the process, so she can't exactly stay in one place for too long. Despite that, she is a friendly and flirty person all around and uses the money she "earns" to support those who need it more. And to make William Solaire's life difficult by outbidding him at auctions. Yes, Lyla has been teasing William for centuries now and finds an odd delight in annoying and flustering him. His clan finds it very funny even though they have no idea whether he is actually really annoyed by her or if they're just such good friends that this has become normal.

Mafia!Angel x David in which Angel hires Shaw Security to protect their friend (Sweetheart) because they're scared they'll get hurt due to being affiliated with Angel even though they don't know that Angel is the don of a crime family.

This would also include Sweetheart x Milo as a "I don't need to be protected" - "Sure thing, Sweetheart" kind of thing.

And Baabe x Asher as the comedic relief.

*ahem

Listen to the following thought:

Vincent's stranger was scared of roller coasters because they were an electro energetic whose powers got out of control very often. Whenever they sneezed, a light bulb might pop, a lamp might overheat, or their phone might charge five percent. Roller coasters were a nightmare for them because they had no idea how drastically wrong things could go if they somehow let their powers out with a sneeze, a yawn, or when they'd get scared by something.

While they were holding Vincent's hand the whole ride, he occasionally got little shocks and chalked it up to getting shocks from the metal. Now that he knows about magic and once Lovely turned out to be an electro energetic, he tends to wonder about whether this stranger had magic too.

I made a post right before the new Vinecnt audio got released.

I SUMMONED HIM, FEAR MY POWERRRR

Ugh I feel so stupid because your little "Drink some tea and take a nap - Help out your local serenity demon" poster is low-key motivating me to do self-care???

Like taking care of myself for me? No no absolutely not shut up. But imagining a kindly, soft-spoken serenity daemon benefiting from me calming the f down?

... Big sigh. *begrudgingly makes a cup of tea and gets ready for bed before 3am.*

Omg you have no idea how happy this made me TwT

Yes dude (gender neutral btw), go get some tea and take a sleep! Make that serenity daemon in your head proud!!