In Honor Of My Name Card Post Reaching 500 Notes For Some Godforsaken Reason, Here's More Of That As

In honor of my name card post reaching 500 notes for some godforsaken reason, here's more of that as a thank you to everyone who enjoyed that post:

Vincent "You're the Lovely of My Life" Solaire

Sam "No violence unless it's hot and deserved" Collins

Lovely "Punches holes into walls as a hobby" Solaire

Alexis "I need to be really careful with what I put here or the fandom will hunt me down" Getty

Porter "Who?" Solaire

William "Are you even allowed to drink wine with your meds old man?" Solaire

Adam "Insert the bisexual anthem here" Jessup

Quinn "Swiper no fucking murder" Fox

Bright "Trespassing" Eyes

Frederick "What do you mean 'therapy'? I can't afford that" Collins

Me listening to the David audio rn, way too immersed in my 500ml tub of pudding: mhm, yes, very important things. Yes yes

Hey since we're talking about demons being able to reconstruct and modify a humans body or smth I introduce

I was going to make a bottom surgery version but that was too much of a pain

I see we're all taking Porter very seriously and that's great and fun and all.

But

You know,

What if instead of being Alexis' progeny or whatever this mf is just a descendant of William's? Like his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson (that's 19 "great"s because I did my math) that took an Ancestry .com test or whatever and came from wherever in France to Dahlia to find his long lost great-(x19)-grandpa.

I rewatched Sasaki and Miyano for the hundredth time last night and

Angel is the type to chew and fully consume soda tabs.

hot take but i think angel would get lost in the mcdonalds ball pit and come out after like 2 hours and be like “pocket dimension omg… so cute.” and then shower like 2 times bc DUDE ITS SO FOUL IN THERE😭😭

cw for mentions of v0mit

do u think angel chugged a grimace shake and then threw up for like an hour bc dude honestly u cant put a taste on it and it made me sick😭😭

“hey guys i got the grimace shake watch this. :3” ….. “i domt feel so gud” and then BLAAHSHEGRGRGRGHRHRGRGHRHHHHHH and then the other mates are like “got damn. shawty couldn’t stomach it😞😞”

i think gavin would think that its worse than the ice skating rink food but yknow whatever. 💀

ALSO im headcanoning this SOOOO hard buuut but butt buuut i think angel actively chews on metal and nobody understands how they can just break metal and shit. like they got an addiction atp😭😭