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A living, breathing existential crisis

They / It // This originally was just a fandom blog, but now you have to deal with my bullshit. // Assume me to be dead if I don't post for a day, thanks.

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Angel Is The Type To Chew And Fully Consume Soda Tabs.

Angel is the type to chew and fully consume soda tabs.

hot take but i think angel would get lost in the mcdonalds ball pit and come out after like 2 hours and be like “pocket dimension omg… so cute.” and then shower like 2 times bc DUDE ITS SO FOUL IN THERE😭😭

cw for mentions of v0mit

do u think angel chugged a grimace shake and then threw up for like an hour bc dude honestly u cant put a taste on it and it made me sick😭😭

“hey guys i got the grimace shake watch this. :3” ….. “i domt feel so gud” and then BLAAHSHEGRGRGRGHRHRGRGHRHHHHHH and then the other mates are like “got damn. shawty couldn’t stomach it😞😞”

i think gavin would think that its worse than the ice skating rink food but yknow whatever. 💀

ALSO im headcanoning this SOOOO hard buuut but butt buuut i think angel actively chews on metal and nobody understands how they can just break metal and shit. like they got an addiction atp😭😭

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