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Holly shit

AU where Crowley lied and said to God that the suggestion box was also Aziraphale’s idea.

They lied bc they genuinely thought that if they said that someone else had the same idea, it’d add weigh to their suggestion…

God knew it was a lie but just so Crowley could be devoured by guilt forever, She banished them both.

After that, Crowley undoubtedly felt so guilty toward Azazel (the demon name Aziraphale choose for himself) they decided to protect him the best they could from both Hell and Heaven.

Azazel never knew about Crowley’s lie. He just thought he had made a shtty job working on humans and thus got banished.

He is visually impaired, since he’s linked to the proteus salamander. And grew a moustache that actually helps him feel and “see” his surrounding!

And as the usual, these two have a hard time building a healthy relationship. Azazel is very much opened about his love for Crowley, mainly because he doesn’t fear Heaven anymore. But Crowley is still feeling very guilty, so they try to act distant. (but it’s so hard, they constantly fail)

😭😭

until we face each other again

AHHHH THIS IS WHAT WE NEEDED 😭😭😭😭😭

Do it Again

kinda sus crowley has that statue in his house ngl.

a little comic of what i bet happened after that scene near the end of season 1. haha. :)

okay but here me out

we all agree that how the villain song from new Disney movie wish was bad and the villain king Magnifico keep saying “ this is the thanks I get “ well I think Disney is mad at us because of the things that happened to the company recently and maybe they mad cuz we don’t like Disney like we use to and they keep saying we are the best company and we made a lost of memory for all of you we are everywhere what ever you love is cuz of us and this is the thanks we get ??? see Disney is mad at us 😂 and btw am I the only one who thinks that Disney tried to make the hottest Disney DILF possible?? like they asked people with daddy issues around and said imagine a hot Daddy and draw that 💀or maybe they were like (you know what it’s time for a new Disney crush that people can fell in love with for an other 100 years )