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I’m gonna put it out there, I’m still being blocked by art
I have NEVER seen anything more beautiful than trans Jesse Mcree, trans Hanzo shimada, or better yet trans mchanzo. Who ever started it, I hope you have a long and joyful life.
Random question, have you think of Ratio's parents are Alhaitham and Kaveh?
it doesn't make a lot of sense since star rail and genshin timelines are so far apart but it's still one of my favorite ratio headcannons, like what if ratio's interest in engineering comes from growing up with mehrak
See, this random person on my feed gets it
zoro being the only straw hat who got to meet both ace and sabo was totally on purpose btw oda ships zolu he told me himself
This is immediately what I thought when I first saw Lucifer. Like c'mon... Even personality...
Like if y'all have done Lucio's route you know what a complete dork he is.
“Krista, Angela, Carla and Darlene were all having dinner at my mom’s house. And in the living room, Gideon, Lloyd, my dad and Tyrell were all sitting around watching football. I was just standing in the middle of both rooms, not sure which one to be in. I was watching all of them laughing and smiling. They seemed like they were all having such a good time. I was a little lost, stuck in my space between both groups, but I didn’t feel alone. It was nice seeing them happy.”
— Elliot’s dream, Red Wheelbarrow
“I would, perhaps, celebrate Valentines day. However my bitterness, ironically detached demeanor, and desperate need to brood for 18 hours a day while listening to Johnny Cash songs leaves me physically incapable.”
had this random thought and thought I'd request. what if a random kid just comes over and confesses their love for you (a fully grown adult.) and the one piece men are just standing there like 'wtf is this kid on'
a/n - OML 💀💀💀 I’m laughing so hard right now 😭 anon this idea is hilarious how do you guys think of such funny stuff
Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, it’s a random kid not kidd himself- just wanted to clarify that bec i thought it was kidd, major crack
- If it wasn’t already apparent, Luffy has made it quite clear that he loves you VERY much
- let’s say you’ve been on this island for maybe about a month, and you love it there! The weather’s nice and cool, there’s a nice ocean breeze, and the sun is always out but not too strong
- you were sitting down on a bench with nami and robin, waiting for Sanji and Luffy to come back from their shopping spree
- suddenly, a kid appeared in front of you, holding a bouquet of flowers and a little hand made present
- “Um-! You’re super cool and pretty/handsome! And- I love you! Please take this gift and these roses!”
- the shock that just froze the three of you
- robin raised an eyebrow while nami burst out laughing, unable to breathe
- “BAHAHAHAHSUBDIDBD- YOU’RE LIKE 22 AND THIS IS A LITTLE ASS KID-“
- “Nami! Be nice! Um… Thanks kid- I like the flowers. But like Nami said- I’m a lot… Older than you.”
- The kid looked like they were about to start sobbing, so you quickly took the flowers and present to make the kid happy
- the present was a little origami heart and a butterfly, it was actually quite adorable
- All of the sudden, Luffy fucking tackled the poor child, flying across the sidewalk
- “Y/N’S MINEEEEEEEEEE!!”
- bro was hissing and growling like a feral monkey at the poor kid wtf 💀
- Sanji had to rip Luffy off the poor child and this grown man was throwing a fit, yelling at this kid
- “Y/N’S MINE! I LOVE THEM!” -luffy
- “I LOVE THEM TOO!” -kid
- “I LOVE THEM MORE!” -luffy
- “NO I DO!” -kid
- this argument continued for about 20 minutes. 20 minutes
- you had to drag Luffy and I mean DRAGGG him back to the sunny while he kept yelling at the kid about how he loved you more
- “Hmph! I bet i could take him in a fight!” -luffy (please keep in mind that this child is like 6)
- “Yeah ok luffy, don’t beat up a child.”
- “I’m a pirate! I’m already a criminal! HEY KID! GET OVER HERE IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS!” *feral screeching*
- “LUFFY NO-!”
- (rewatched marineford, I promise and swear I did not cry)
- ace is a bit more mature (not a lot) but he’s more mature than Luffy
- it was such a nice day! You and ace were hanging out on an island as a tiny vacation for the crew
- the crew got some ice cream, went shopping, and stocked up on food for the day
- ace, being the gentleman he is, carried all the bags for you, and even bought you THREE scoops of ice cream (y/n pls give me some this weather is ridiculous💀)
- ace was telling you about a story when he was younger, it was mainly about how Luffy was really stupid and loved to eat random mushrooms from the forest
- “He was SO dumb- it was really bad. He hallucinated for like- 2 days, and almost ate Dadan.”
- “HE ALMOST ATE HER?”
- “HIS TEETH WERE AROUND HER ENTIRE ARM.”
- bro Luffy is wild
- all of the sudden, something tapped you on the shoulder, and you turned around, not seeing anybody behind you
- “Um.. Excuse me?”
- The voice was coming from below, and it sounded like a kid’s voice! As you looked down, you saw this cute little child with brown hair and green eyes, their cheeks were bright pink, and they were holding something behind their back
- “Uh hi there! Did you need something from me?”
- “Um… I- I wanted to give these to you.. I picked them myself.”
- this kid was adorable, they were handing you a hand picked bouquet of flowers!! How adorable is that?! You smiled and pat the kid’s head softly, thanking him for the flowers
- ace had a big grin on his face, he found this kid absolutely adorable too
- “Uh- I think you’re super pretty/handsome! And- I think I really love you!”
- now this is where you both froze and stared at the kid with wide eyes, what did this child just tell you?..
- “I’m sorry what?” -you
- “I love you.” -kid
- “What?” -you
- this poor kid was about to cry, this was his first rejection after all 😭 and you could tell if this kid started crying, holy shit this kid’s going to SCREAM
- “Ok- sorry! I was just confused for a sec.. Are you sure you mean me? Not that little kid over there with the pig tails?”
- this kid was determined, shaking their head as they took your hands in theirs
- Ace was struggling, struggling not to just start cackling, the only thing keeping him from laughing was you pinching his arm
- “Ace don’t even think about laughing.”
- “I’m sorry- *wheeze* this is hilarious.”
- Ace’s face was turning red, bro looked like he was choking on food. But you really didn’t know what to say to this kid- I mean- you’re an adult and this is a literal child. Secondly- ace was your boyfriend already
- “Hey kid, how about I buy you some ice cream and we can talk about y/n together eh?” -ace
- The kid smiled and took Ace’s hand. How cute, your boyfriend was talking to this little kid about all the great aspects of you
- You heard about 1009 compliments today, and it warmed your heart 💜💜
- ace is awesome, 100% husband material
- doesn’t matter if it’s a child, girl, or animal, he’ll cut them up into pieces if they hurt you or his friends
- but outside of his tough demeanor, zoro was actually pretty loving, especially when the sunny was docked on an island and it was just a day to hang out
- he liked taking naps on you, literally anywhere (he sleeps the best on your ass 💀💀)
- today was not a nap day sadly, but as long as he was with you, today would be a great day
- you had dragged him along to stock up on cola and things for the ship, the whole crew was hanging out on this summery island too
- you weren’t sure why you hadn’t invested some berries into getting a leash for your boyfriend because oh my god
- this bitch keeps getting lost
- you could be looking at some cute shoes for two seconds. TWO SECONDS. And this man disappears, and he somehow ends up on the island next to the one you were on 💀💀
- but anyways, you were now holding him by his collar, keeping this dumbass marimo from running off 👍
- “Y/n are we almost done? I’m kinda tired.”
- “In a second.”
- “you’ve been saying that the past hour.”
- zoro’s feet are about to die
- all of the sudden, a kid tapped your shoulder, looking up at you with wide eyes
- “Oh hello! Did you need something?”
- “Um… I have some flowers for you!”
- The kid handed you a nice bouquet of red, white, and pink roses that were all tied together with a lovely ribbon
- Aw- this little kid was so cute! How nice of them to give you some flowers, right?
- “I- I think I really like you!”
- *pause*
- Maybe this wasn’t so nice 😭
- “Sorry what?” -you
- “I like you!”
- “But- you’re a kid!”
- this kid started sobbing, clinging onto your waist like a baby, crying about how they thought you were so pretty/handsome
- “Hey! It’s ok! Can you let go??”
- zoro was getting pissed, he didn’t like it when kids whined and wailed about stuff, especially about you
- zoro pried the kid off, setting him down with a glare, “Get off y/n, they’re mine, get lost kid.”
- “Hey zoro be nicer! It’s just a kid.”
- “NO! I LOVE Y/N” -kid
- basically this is what happened
- zoro and this literal child were pulling you back and forth, giving you severe whiplash 💀
- “Omg Robin come over here this is hilarious!!” -nami
- “NAMI PLS HELP ME.” -you
- “I think you’re fine y/n! Just wait until robin gets here!!” -nami
- wow what help you are nami 😭😭
a/n - Luffy hisses at people and growls 💀
Finally... after all these years... I HAVE A CARE BEAR O.C. ! AAAAA-
Call of Cthulhu brain rot has STRUCK ME DOWN and gosh I love sappy little fanfics like this. I have a hard time sitting through reading things but this was so well written and adorable I want to squeeze my blorbos-
((As much as I do ship Bradley and Marie I have to say I’ve gained a soft spot for Bradley and pierce being paired together!))
This game has far too little fan content. So here, have a fanfiction I wrote yesterday instead of sleeping. Edit: I figured out how to add read more, yay!
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Light footsteps sounded behind him, coming to a stop what must have been a foot or two away at most. He didn't turn around. "He's not woken up yet." the man mumbled; murky brown eyes fixed upon the unconscious figure in front of him.
Silence hung heavy in the air as they both watched the detective's chest rise and fall in a slow, almost hypnotic rhythm. Other than that, the sleeping man lay completely still. Not even his eyes were moving behind his lids to indicate dreaming. Pierce hadn't moved at all since he'd passed out in his arms. That had been 15 hours ago. If he weren't still breathing Bradley would be sure he was dead.
A sigh echoed through the empty room. "It's getting late Ethan, get some sleep." The officer didn't move.
That wasn't much of a surprise. He'd been sitting there staring at the detective for most of the day already. Marie knew he was worried about him. She was too, of course. Neither of them knew why Pierce hadn't woken up on his own yet, nor why nothing they tried could rouse him. She suspected he was simply incredibly exhausted. They didn't know how much time he had actually gotten to properly rest since he'd been found at the cave in. Or if he had gotten any rest at all.
But even if that was the case, 15 hours were still very concerning. Especially because she couldn't find anything physically wrong with him. A strange notion considering the cave in he'd survived. But without anything physically wrong with him, they were unable to do anything but wait for Pierce to wake on his own.
Bradley wasn't much of a fan of that fact and so he had refused to leave Pierce' side. Stubbornly watching over him, anticipating the other to rouse any second. It didn't seem like he would leave any time soon either, even if he should go to get some rest himself.
"Ethan..."
"I'm not leaving." he stated, interrupting his old childhood friend. The officer still hadn't even turned to look at her.
Another sigh left her lips. Bradley could be far too stubborn for his own good sometimes. But it didn't look like she could convince him to leave Pierce alone. A clock in the house chimed. 9pm. She'd try again in an hour. If he still wasn't leaving, then she'd drag him to the next couch to sleep herself. For now though she left, soft footsteps getting quieter and quieter as she walked back down into the main room.
The brunette officer once again found himself alone with the unconscious form of Edward Pierce. He had been watching over him for hours now. Why? Bradley wasn't entirely sure either. He just...felt like he should. Just like he had just felt as if he desperately needed to get the other man out of the psychiatric wing at the hospital. There was no proper logic to these feelings. It was as if he had that strange need to protect the detective as well as he possibly could, keep him safe, warm and happy.
It was weird really, he'd only known Pierce for a few days at this point, heck Bradley hadn't even told him his first name yet! Yet he felt a certain...connection to the other man. Ethan couldn't properly describe it, didn't even know what it was himself but...he knew it didn't feel bad. It felt sort of warm and fuzzy, reassuring in a way.
These feelings weren't exactly helping in his worry however, as that was what had gripped his heart. Worry. Worry about why the other wouldn't wake up, why he was so still.
Seeing the detective so completely motionless was somehow surreal. In the entire time he'd known the man from the mainland he'd never seen him completely still and relaxed. Pierce had always been moving in some way; be it his ever searching, curious, perceptive eyes wandering over his surroundings, his strong hands tensing and relaxing with a rhythm only they seemed to know, his feet carrying him swiftly and gracefully from place to place or his lips, curling and parting to ask, speak, silently convey his emotions and opinions. Now, lying there without these constant comforting movements he looked strangely vulnerable.
A look that was only added to by his current state of undress. Marie and him had taken Pierce's leather harness, his vest and his tie off, leaving him only in his white, hastily buttoned up shirt and undershirt. To Bradley, this looked weird on Pierce, wrong. Such as is usually the case if you only know a person dressed in specific clothes.
Pierce would probably think Bradley's own current attire weird, had he been awake to see it. The brunette had taken off his uniform jacket and hat, had taken his belt off and opted to open the first few buttons of his shirt, his sleeves rolled up over his elbows.
His eyes wandered with over his friend's body...friend's? Yes...yes, he supposed he could call Pierce that...maybe. No injuries were visible, albeit the detective looked rather pale, ruffled up and tired, even as he slept.
A deep sigh left his lips. The first sound he had made since telling Marie that he wouldn't leave the other man alone. Slowly he leaned forward to rest his head on the couch next to Edward's chest. He was getting tired. "Just what happened to you after we left the office?" he mumbled quietly, glancing up at the slack, expressionless, breaded face of his friend.
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The clock struck 10pm. Light footsteps approached the couch on the balcony. They stopped, maybe a foot or two away. Grey-blue eyes roamed over the scenery in front of her.
There on the couch lay two figures. One fully on it, the other half on the piece of furniture, half on the floor. Oh, how she regretted not owning a camera in that moment.
The two men made for an adorable picture. Bradley had apparently fallen asleep after all and had unconsciously sought out the nearest source of warmth to cuddle up to, Pierce. How he'd ended up with his head on the other's chest encircled by Pierce's arms with one of his arms and legs lying on the cold wooden floor she wasn't entirely sure. But oh, was it sweet to look at.
Marie stayed to silently observe the cute display for a few minutes, debating whether or not to wake Ethan to get him to lay down properly. The longer she looked at the pair however, the less she wanted to do that. They were both sleeping and seemingly peacefully at that, a rare treat on this island. And well...they were just too cute together. So, she decided to just let them sleep there.
A small smile upon her lips the doctor sneaked back downstairs to lay down herself, already thinking about how she could tease Ethan with that in the morning.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
“andre kriegman would play cod” “andre kriegman would play fortnite” “andre kriegman would play valorant” blah blah blah
andre kriegman would play dress to impress while screaming and cussing out little kids.
i was reading contagion and. helena collection:
I imagine Alto Clef to have a thick and sexy southern accent that puts those western movies to shame but if a D-Class were to point it out it gets more thicker as he gets more angry
Which of course Dr. Bright would purposely piss him off by laughing at the accent or not even intentionally like he laughs by accident since it's funnier how Alto Clef denies the accent as he's making up words
Alto Clef would also get angry if anyone would mention him being a country boy or anything similar to it (anyone would to be fair it's why I hate being around humans so I don't blame him)
I was on Reddit cause there's other "nerds" I can infodump and be autistic to and I came across this post
And if this fucking side by side photo of Johnny Cage wearing a fucking outfit prove he's not Neurodivergent/Autistic/Adhd/AuHD idfk what is
I just thought he was mainly riddled with ADHD cause him and my boyfriend irl act so similar which my boyfriend has ADHD and thinks he's cool while I simp for Johnny Cage
You Can Trust Me: Chapter Five
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Series Summary: Everyone is a caregiver or a little, and has a perfect match that’s all dependent on a mark in the crook or their neck. When you find out Natasha is destined to be your caregiver, you don’t know how to feel. Until alongside the redhead, you learn how to be the person you’ve always wanted to be- a little one.
Chapter Summary: After your sleepover with Agatha, you get a relaxing day off with Natasha, and get a surprise visit from Maria- which sparks a bit of jealously from Natasha.
Word Count: 1,422
Warnings: Age regression, slight angst, and cursing.
A/N: “Yellow, this took almost a month to come out and this is it?” Well, yes. My simple answer is quite literally yes. I do want to apologize for the delay though. My mental health could definitely be better, and it’s hard to keep up sometimes. But don’t worry, I am certainly not leaving this series in the dust! Just expect updates to take a while :)
Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four
Agatha and you had the best sleepover. You couldn’t even put into words how happy you were- Wanda and Natasha drank wine and talked while Aggie and you had the best night of your lives!
You played video games and watched all your favorite Disney movies while eating some cookie dough Agatha had found in the fridge.
But sadly for you, it was the morning and it was time for you to go home. “Come on honey, we have to get dressed and go to work. You know you’d wake up early.” Natasha cooed, kissing you on your forehead.
You groaned, “Don’ wanna be big! Just wanna play.” You mumbled, wrapping your arms around the redhead with a tight grip, almost unwilling to let go. You heard the footsteps of a familiar brunette, and Natasha turned her head to look at Wanda.
“Don’t worry Ms. Maximoff, I’ll get Y/N ready for work today. I know we have a lot of work today.” Natasha said while running her fingers through your hair.
Wanda paused for a moment, “You know, I think the kiddos had a big night. You could just have the day off if you’d like- truly. I think Y/N/N needs to recharge after that exciting night, yeah?”
You excitedly turned to Wanda with a grin, “Really Ms. Maximoff? I could be little all day? Be with my mommy?” You said, clapping your hands together. You were incapable of containing your excitement.
“Yes kiddo, all day! Now you head home with mommy, okay? Have a great day you two!” She said joyfully, Agatha and her saying their goodbyes as you and Natasha drove back to the apartment.
By the time you got back, you could feel the tiredness kicking in- you had a wonderful time with Aggie, but you needed to recharge. You looked over at Natasha, and it was almost like she was able to read your thoughts.
“That was a big night yesterday, huh? How about we take a day to relax, bug- how does that sound?” She asked, scooping you up as you yawned and relaxed, resting your head on her shoulder.
She walked over to the living area and gently put you down on the couch, but chuckled when you made grabby hands for her to sit next to you. “So we’re feeling really little, hm?” Natasha asked, running her fingers through your hair.
“Mhm. Need paci and stuffie, mama.” You mumbled, burying your head into the crook of her neck. Natasha almost couldn’t hide her surprise- she couldn’t remember the last time you’d regressed to an age this young.
“Of course baby. Mommy is going to be right back, you just stay here.” She said, kissing you on your forehead and grabbing little gear from your bedroom closet. “Here’s Cody and your paci.”
You smiled as the redhead helped you get wrapped in blankets with your stuffie tucked close to your chest and a pacifier bobbing in your mouth.
“You want to watch some cartoons, baby- maybe a movie?” She paused, and with a smile came up with an idea, “How about we watch The Jungle Book? I know it’s your favorite!”
You enthusiastically nodded your head, squealing in excitement when she navigated to Disney Plus. You took your pacifier out of your mouth to beam at her, “T’ank you, mommy. Love you!” You said, trying to get us as close to the redhead as possible.
“Of course my little love, I adore you. Now let’s just watch the movie, hm?”
The rest of the day had been filled with movies and cat naps, and you couldn’t have asked for more. But there was an issue that you hadn’t even thought of recently- Maria. Who apparently was worrying her ass off because you forgot to text her.
You rubbed the sleep from an afternoon nap out of your eyes when you heard a frantic knock at the door. Natasha looked at you and whispered that she’d be right back while she walked over to answer the door.
“Hello, I’m Natasha- yes, I’ve heard! No, Y/N is completely fine-” You turned your head to peek over- only to see Maria who gasped at the sight of regressed you. She slowly walked over to you, Natasha following alongside her.
It was then that it hit you- Maria had never seen you regressed before. You had always tried to keep that part of your life private. You shifted on the couch, and Natasha was quick to come to your side.
“Hey Y/N, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were regressed or I wouldn’t have been a bother.” Maria hesitated, “I can head out if you want- I don’t want to ruin your afternoon.” You shook your head quickly and motioned for her to come over.
“No, don leave. Love you.” You said, patting Maria to sit down next to you. “Mommy nd me watching Nemo. Watch with us, p’ease.” You asked, pointing over at the television. Maria smiled softly at your actions, and her heart warmed as she realized she finally gained the trust she always wanted.
But what you had failed to notice was Natasha’s mannerisms- she wasn’t angry, of course not. The redhead would never be anywhere near aggressive when she was with her baby. Though if you had been paying closer attention, you could have noticed how she didn’t want Maria to overstay her welcome.
It had only been around ten minutes into the movie as you comfortably laid your head on Maria’s shoulder that Natasha finally paused it and said, “Maria, it seems Y/N is getting kind of sleepy. I think it’s time for their evening routine.” She said curtly, motioning Maria towards the door.
The brunette paused when you grabbed onto her arm, “No, it not time for her to leave! We have to finish the movie mommy, remember? Maria got to stay.” You said, sticking out your bottom lip into a pout.
You could see Natasha’s internal debate before she finally decided to take the option you weren’t going to appreciate- escort Maria out of the apartment. “I’m sorry, but they’re going to get grumpy. I hope to see you again though!” Natasha said in a fake cheery tone.
Maria waved goodbye to you before leaving and you frowned when Natasha sat back down next to you. “Mommy, why you do that! She my friend, I was havin fun.” You pouted.
“Because mommy wants her baby all to herself,” Natasha replied, peppering your face with kisses, causing you to break out into a fit of giggles. “Plus, it is time for your bedtime schedule. Let’s start a bath, hm?”
You decided not to argue when Natasha scooped you up in her arms and walked over to the bathroom. “Lavender p’ease. With the ducky toy.” You said. The redhead nodded and filled up the tub before helping you undress and get in the bath.
“Now let’s get you squeaky clean duckling, okay?” You nodded and grabbed the soap, cleaning your body and having Natasha run shampoo through your hair. “Do you want to play in the water with your toys a bit longer or go to bed and have mommy read you a story?”
You paused to evaluate your options before telling, “Story p’ease mommy! With the green onesie.” You requested as you were wrapped in a fluffy towel and led to the bedroom.
“Okay honey, I have your onesie, stuffies, and a paci all ready for you! Now hop in bed and mommy can read you a story.” You climbed under the covers and paused, but decided to blurt out,
“Mommy, why don you like Maria? She my friend.” You said, looking down at the sheets. You were too anxious to fully look Natasha in the eyes, and your anxiety grew when you heard her sigh.
“It’s not that I don’t like her, little one. Mommy just felt a little… jealous. Just a little bit left out. I thought I was your only mommy.” You giggled and looked at her as if she had two heads.
“Mommy you’re silly! Of course you my only mommy. May just a friend, she couldn’t replace you! You my mommy!” You said, wrapping your arms around the redhead into a tight embrace. But as you squeezed her what you didn’t notice was the joyful tears spring to her ears and the gentle whisper of,
“Thank you, little duckling- I needed that. I love you too, my angel. I’ll always be your mommy.”
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