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CD! Reader & Peter Attempt To Bake A Cake To Show How Much They Love And Appreciate Their Friends. But

CD! Reader & Peter attempt to bake a cake to show how much they love and appreciate their friends. But is love and appreciation really worth the food poisoning? ruh roh

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Cheers are echoing from the kitchen. When the throng of teammates arrive, you and Peter are high-fiving over a pile of something. It smells like dessert for half a second until the waft of smoke hits and gagging commences.

“We made a cake!” Peter shouts, clapping his hands together. “Because we love you guys!” You agree, nodding vigorously. 

Sam shakes his head and the rest follow with negative motions: Natasha crosses her arms; Steve shuts his eyes; Tony fucks off immediately.

“Look,” Bucky commands, “The other day when I said I’d rather eat shit than anything you could cook– I was serious.”

You and Peter exchange glances before your hand digs into the trash can. With a tug, you pull forward an exceptionally heavy green doggy bag and where the hell did you even get this because there is no dog for 50 miles around. An impish smirk makes his stomach lurch as you rustle it menacingly.

“Time to eat your words, Bucko. Literally.”

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