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The Seer

The Seer

Fandom: The Umbrella Academy

Pairing: Five x Reader

Warning: This fic is Rated R

Chapter: 0/1/2

As if he didn’t just fall from a portal in the sky, Five walked into the mansion and straight to the kitchen. We all followed, confused and wanting answers. Five casually pulled out bread and laid the slices out and began making a sandwich.

“What are you doing?” Asked Luther, breaking the silence. “Making a Sandwich do you know how long it’s been since I’ve eaten solid food?” Five replied, as if we knew how long it’s been.

Five opened the fridge door which was slammed shut just as fast by Luther who was becoming increasingly annoyed and wanted answers. “You look ridiculous by the way” said Five unfazed by his action.

“It’s been 22 years number Five, where have you been?”

“It’s been a lot longer than that.” He said simply, not bothering to elaborate, instead he opened the fridge again and dug out supplies for his sandwich. I decided to take a peek at Klaus, I was becoming increasingly more confused and being so stoned at the same time wasn’t helping. By the looks on Klaus’ face I could tell he was in the same boat.

“What happened to you?” Asked Vanya, in a sweeter and kinder tone than Luther. Five continued to make his sandwich before answering. “What do you think happened? I decided to test the limits of my time jumping, see how far I could go, turns out pretty far.”

Next to me Klaus harshly elbowed Diego, bumping into me slightly. Diego gave him a glare and passed him some money. Ignoring the little exchange Five went back to explaining.

“Dad always warned me not too go to far into the future, on the account of my jumps only working on one direction”

This time I spoke up to ask the next question. “How did you get back if your jumps only work one way?” Five stopped to take a bite of his food before simply saying “Your new.” Not bothering to answer my question.

“Yeah uh dad adopted her a few years ago.” Explained Luther, Diego scoffed loudly, everyone turned to look towards him. “You mean dad bought her”

“Uh okay Dad bought all of us” Allison said with a hint of annoyance in her voice. Crossing her arms and staring Diego down.

“I didn’t ask and I don’t care.” Said Five. “And to answer your question, I got back by projecting my consciousness backwards into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists in every possible instance of time.”

“That makes no sense.” Said Diego dumbfounded, I agree with him it made no sense, I’m not sure if it’s because I’m high or just plain stupid but I couldn’t register what he said properly.

“It would if you were smarter. Granted, it did take me a little time to work out all the nuts and bolts of it...”

This time Allison asked the next question. “How much time?”

“52 year give or take.”

“Your 62!?” Diego asked shocked.

“No my consciousness is 62, my body is 19. Anyways what’s the date, the exact date?”

“The 24th” I replied, Five looked at me waiting for me to continue “oh uh of March.”

“That doesn’t give us much time” He said, his face falling a little.

Getting up he walked out of the room and up the stairs, Luther called out from behind him “Much time for what? Number Five!” He looked back at us, desperately wanting someone to speak up. No one did, and he left it at that.

After Five left the rest of us dispersed around the house again, and I went back to my room. In the middle do the whole thing I couldn’t shake the feeling that something was gonna go wrong, terribly wrong. But I didn’t know what, I just knew.

Pondering in my thoughts I tried to piece together my visions from this week, there wasn’t much, I could vaguely remember seeing an image of Ben’s statue outside, but it was broken, as terrible as that may be because the poor kid is dead I don’t think that’s what it’s trying to warn me about. Because this feeling was of fear, great great fear.

“Hey (y/n) uh it’s time if your ready.” Came Allison’s voice suddenly, pulling me out of my thoughts and causing me to jump a bit. “Sorry i didnt mean to scare you.”

“No it’s okay, is everyone else ready?” I asked, she nodded her head and turned around and headed back to where everyone was meeting, grabbing my umbrella I followed.

Outside in the courtyard we all formed a semi circle around Luther who stood under the elm tree. Pogo was the last to join, gesturing to Luther who held Reginald’s ashes. “Whenever your ready dear boy.”

Luther took the top off of the urn and turned it upside down, the ashes fell out into a clump on the ground, it was kind of pathetic, looking up to the sky with a strained face I prayed to whatever God would listen to not let me laugh right now.

“Probably would have been better with some wind.” Said Klaus, trying to hide back a smile as well.

Pogo shot us a look and we both shut down real quick.

“Would anyone wish to speak?” No one spoke up so Pogo went first instead.

“Very well. In all regards, Reginald Hargreeves made me the creature I am today. For that alone, I shall forever be in his debt. He was my friend, and my master, and I shall miss him very much. He was a...a complicated man--“

“He was a monster. He was bad as a person and worse as a father, and the world’s better off without him.” Diego said harshly cutting off Pogo.

“Okay that’s uncalled for, you can dislike him all you want but have enough respect for him and for Pogo at his funeral” I retaliated, i didn’t mean to sound so harsh and rude but interrupting Pogo like that was not gonna fly past me.

A few more words were exchanged between everyone and before we knew it Luther and Diego began fighting, hitting each other and throwing each other around the courtyard, everyone watched as the fight grew intense. Luther went to throw and punch, missing as Diego dodges it and instead hits Ben’s statue, causing it to tumble and break. Ben’s Head rolled to a stop at their feet.

After the statue fell Allison, Five, and Vanya went back into the mansion not bothering to say anything to Luther or Diego. “I hope you both are happy now.” I said frowning. Turning I walked away with Pogo leaving them outside.

“Well that could have been better.” I said sarcastically. Klaus chuckled nodding in agreement. “Well what can I say us Hargreeves are kinda wild”.

“Yeah no shit.”

After the fight happened everyone decided to part ways, except me, Luther and Pogo who stayed in the mansion as we lived there. I laid in my bed, replaying the events from today over and over again. Trying to make connections to my feeling of intense fear from earlier, but nothing was adding up. Something was going to happen soon, something very bad.

Authors note: sorry for such a small chapter and wait time in between, I recently rescued a kitten and have been spending time with her and getting her socialized with us and used to her new home.

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