May The Gods Please Grant Me No Less Than 87% In All Of My Exams Tomorrow And The Day After. Thank You.

May the gods please grant me no less than 87% in all of my exams tomorrow and the day after. Thank you.

GERONIMO STILTON

Hands down

I swear this is the last one for this school year.

I am very very desperately manifesting a grade higher than 87% in all if my subjects. May the Gods guide me and teach me, and may the rest of tumblr support me so that I may continue shitposting.

May the gods please grant me no less than 87% in all of my exams tomorrow and the day after. Thank you.

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

"Boat boy"

I have no idea if anybody else noticed this but the way that Circe says "hermes gave it to you, didn't he?" Changed from an annoyed(?) Tone to a more snarky one. And at first I didn't really think anything of it, But now I kind of love it

As much as I LOVED the annoyed "ugh, fucking HERMES again 😑" tone Of the old one,

This one makes her seem more ready to kick Odysseus' ass, which I like Because for most of the saga she seems polite, cunning, and put together

Like the tone changed to "OH, OH REALLY?? WOW, aww YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER WITH THAT LITTLE PLANT FROM YOUR GREAT GRANPAPPY, EH?? You think eating a plant's gonna stop me from Ending you right where you stand?? Square up, boat boy"

Okay so my mom is literally, at the moment calling me arrogant despite my obvious self-hate and self-worth issues an I'm like,,, gurl it's called a DEFENSE MECHANISM because it's better people think I love myself than throw me into a mental hospital cause I'm not normal. hahaha

like she says that she "supports" me, gurl you bodyshame me ON THE DAILY and tell me that IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH. like IM SORRY I ACT ARROGANT SO THAT I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO THINK IM WORTHLESS.

i just

i don't know what i have to do to make you happy anymore

I'm happy with my achievements and suddenly im arrogant

I'm sad with what I don''t do and I should JUST BE BETTER

I'm sorry I'm not what you want me to be

and I'm sorry that I don't always make you proud

but it does not change the fact that I want you to be happy for me

the way I am and not the way you want me to be

"extreme expectations are the most toxic form of pride"

like everything I do, I say, even the music I listen to is my way for askng for help and understanding

I know I'm lucky, and I should be thankful. Others have more difficult lives, and you tell me that constantly. But I just hope, you understand we all have our problems and mine? My problems are me, and you.

I'm not asking for much, just acceptance, and love for my shortcomings and my achivements. I want you to tell me it's okay I'm not perfect, and be proud of what I have accomplished

I know you do your best for me, but please at least remember that I am also doing my best for you.