Last Cookie Standing Isn't Canon

Last Cookie Standing isn't canon

You're taking something that's non canon and treating it like canon. Just like how people thought Sea Fairy was Herb's mother because of the comics.

Plus, there are a lot of child cookies who are train drivers, so you can't use that excuse.

I haven't seen anything that said Last Cookie Standing isn't canon. Even so, this isn't like the Sea Fairy is Herb's mom situation at all; the former is more of a fun thing to go off of, but anyone could tell that lore wise, it wouldn't make sense. Meanwhile, the latter could make sense lore wise, based off how she acts in-game.

Granted, Cookie Run ages are relatively vague, but they do keep them consistent across their different properties, regardless if they're canon or not.

Also, I haven't seen these child train driving cookies- maybe they're in Ovenbreak, and I admit, I'm not as versed in Ovenbreak as I am in Kingdom, but I will look into this as well. Thanks for dropping by and bringing this to my attention.

Post referenced is here

https://www.tumblr.com/anonymous-hopeful/736249926420496384/why-do-people-keep-saying-milky-way-is-a-child

More OC work in progress, this time with a bit of flat coloring

Have an Eclair WIP! I'm a little busy this week, but I wanted to share. He's gorgeous ✨

GeoDash Humanoid #2

Second up, Back On Track (by DJVI)

Don't let their small stature fool you! Their main goal is to get you through on to some not-so easy levels. Stay on track! ...and if you don't, they'll get you back on track!

...I couldn't help myself. He's so...gender.

Why do people keep saying Milky Way is a child?

(Spoilers for Last Cookie Standing ahead)

Okay, I gotta get this off my chest. I've seen so many people treating Milky Way Cookie like she's a child because she's short, adorable, and has a cute voice, and I'm fully convinced that these people have paid zero attention to her as a character.

Let me explain.

I mean Cookie Run Kingdom is a little fantastical, but why would the very serious entities in charge of the Dream Express hire an actual child to work full time in a job that is extremely dangerous for anyone who isn't properly trained?

Furthermore, you can tell in her voice lines that she's a cynical, slightly disillusioned young adult. You would be too if you were used to traversing the universe and experiencing peril on a daily basis. Even in Last Cookie Standing, her main goal on the show is to win the prize so she can retire early. That's it. No grand plans. She just wants to be financially stable for the rest of her life.

Also on that note, if she was a child, she wouldn't have even been allowed on Last Cookie Standing- Strawberry Crepe lied about their age to get onto the show, and that got them disqualified. Aside from them, the rest of the cast are adult cookies only, with Tea Knight being the eldest. If there was any issue with any other contestants being underage, they would've been disqualified around the same time as Strawberry Crepe.

I think some people have forgotten that short adults exist and the characters have varying heights. In fact, there are other short adult cookies in both Kingdom and Ovenbreak:

- Crunchy Chip

- Alchemist

- Carrot

- Beet

- Olive

- Prophet

- Fettuccine

Just because she's short and cute doesn't mean she's a kid!

- Mala Sauce

- Roll Cake

- Lilybell

- Macron

- Ice Juggler