Sometimes, You Decide To Replay A Game Because Theres A Sequel Coming Out Soon, And You Realize That

Sometimes, you decide to replay a game because there’s a sequel coming out soon, and you realize that using the last brain cell you have to not cry at the ending because you’ve been up for 36 hours, is something you probably shouldn’t do

Would everyone, if they got the chance to go back in time and talk with their past self about stuff, just straight up hate them??? Is that a common thread??? The amount of times I’ve heard people talking about wanting to punch their past selves makes me rethink my life choices. I’d bully them but I think we’d be buds :(((

Don’t have friends. You’ll ask them to give you their playlists, then they just pause for a moment, before asking you if you know what vore is. And you, naturally, respond with “OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT VORE IS, WHY IS THAT NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS”

WAIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS “first cousin, once removed” DOES THAT NOT MEAN THE COUSIN WAS DISOWNED FOR A BIT??? BEFORE BEING LET BACK IN???

Hi I’m the limitation crab, I’m here to tell you that boundaries are important and having them does not make you a shitty person

Get you a best friend that would believe you 100% if you told them you time travelled