I'm So Fucking Tired - Tumblr Posts
They say that your eyes are windows into your soul; well I can’t read.
Sometimes, you decide to replay a game because there’s a sequel coming out soon, and you realize that using the last brain cell you have to not cry at the ending because you’ve been up for 36 hours, is something you probably shouldn’t do
Sometimes the first thing you hear when you walk into a room is “flesh suits,” and then you have to walk out of a room
Would everyone, if they got the chance to go back in time and talk with their past self about stuff, just straight up hate them??? Is that a common thread??? The amount of times I’ve heard people talking about wanting to punch their past selves makes me rethink my life choices. I’d bully them but I think we’d be buds :(((
Wearing mismatched socks to a fancy restaurant is a power move
Don’t have friends. You’ll ask them to give you their playlists, then they just pause for a moment, before asking you if you know what vore is. And you, naturally, respond with “OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT VORE IS, WHY IS THAT NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS”
why do people always worry n time travel au’s?? just fake amnesia?? what do you think the cops gonna do, YOU DONT EXIST THEY CANT PROVE IT
I’m like 93% sure there’s a ghost who lives in my closet, and I’ve lovingly dubbed them closet ghost. No I will not explain
Entering a depressive episode is never fun. You think about the last time this happened, but you’re too tired to remember. You’re too tired to think of any coping mechanism that you or your therapist have ever came up with. And you start to go through the motions of life on autopilot. You don’t realize you’re in this state for weeks, until someone who you care about convinces you to take a break, and you can’t even give them that. So you keep on going until what, color starts to come in again? It’s easier? You think it’s never going to get easier again, and it’s all hopeless.
So you say, “I’ll do it for him” the reason you didn’t realize You were in an episode, because he made you want to do things. And you’ll take a god damn break because missing one day of your life being an anxious pile of goo is what you deserve. You deserve a break.
“Pissbaby”
“Excuse me, I am a piss MAN”
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Feel like a lasagna
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My heats out and it’s cold
When am I going to get my obligatory fluff episode beach adventure
I’m built different but bad different
Anyway I’m in immense pain
Sleeping with the dead spider I found on my bed and I threw my phone at. didn’t find its body but that’s fine I’m fine
Hi I’m the limitation crab, I’m here to tell you that boundaries are important and having them does not make you a shitty person
I have transcended the likes of mankind, I have risen above the standard of people everywhere, I have conquered the likes of which you could never imagine, I have done deeds of prosperity and wealth, and I have succeeded.
I have finished 2 late work assignments
My body is a group chat, and no one is doing any work. The function that used to be doing everything is dead in the corner
Oh no The Cry is coming
SOME FUCKER NAILED AN ENTIRE DOOR TO MY FOREHEAD WHEN I WASNT LOOKING