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My body is a group chat, and no one is doing any work. The function that used to be doing everything is dead in the corner

I have transcended the likes of mankind, I have risen above the standard of people everywhere, I have conquered the likes of which you could never imagine, I have done deeds of prosperity and wealth, and I have succeeded.

I have finished 2 late work assignments

Hi I’m the limitation crab, I’m here to tell you that boundaries are important and having them does not make you a shitty person

No, I would not like

Sleeping with the dead spider I found on my bed and I threw my phone at. didn’t find its body but that’s fine I’m fine

I’m built different but bad different

Anyway I’m in immense pain

When am I going to get my obligatory fluff episode beach adventure

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Feel like a lasagna

. . .

My heats out and it’s cold

“Pissbaby”

“Excuse me, I am a piss MAN”

Sometimes I think about the 3k word underfell fanfiction I started writing in elementary school, with a fully fleshed out storyline and oc’s. Then I want to cry because I know damn well I wasn’t above sharing that garbage with my teachers when I was like 10 or 12 and it just. I can’t.

It was in comic sans also

The mentality of “I’m a villain, but I’m not a monster” is such a wild thing, considering the opposite sentiment has been true for such a long time. Cause screw “I’m a monster, but I’m not a villain” heroes are garbage

Entering a depressive episode is never fun. You think about the last time this happened, but you’re too tired to remember. You’re too tired to think of any coping mechanism that you or your therapist have ever came up with. And you start to go through the motions of life on autopilot. You don’t realize you’re in this state for weeks, until someone who you care about convinces you to take a break, and you can’t even give them that. So you keep on going until what, color starts to come in again? It’s easier? You think it’s never going to get easier again, and it’s all hopeless.

So you say, “I’ll do it for him” the reason you didn’t realize You were in an episode, because he made you want to do things. And you’ll take a god damn break because missing one day of your life being an anxious pile of goo is what you deserve. You deserve a break.

I’m like 93% sure there’s a ghost who lives in my closet, and I’ve lovingly dubbed them closet ghost. No I will not explain

why do people always worry n time travel au’s?? just fake amnesia?? what do you think the cops gonna do, YOU DONT EXIST THEY CANT PROVE IT

Don’t have friends. You’ll ask them to give you their playlists, then they just pause for a moment, before asking you if you know what vore is. And you, naturally, respond with “OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT VORE IS, WHY IS THAT NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS”

Wearing mismatched socks to a fancy restaurant is a power move

Get you a best friend that would believe you 100% if you told them you time travelled

Would everyone, if they got the chance to go back in time and talk with their past self about stuff, just straight up hate them??? Is that a common thread??? The amount of times I’ve heard people talking about wanting to punch their past selves makes me rethink my life choices. I’d bully them but I think we’d be buds :(((

Sometimes the first thing you hear when you walk into a room is “flesh suits,” and then you have to walk out of a room

Sometimes, you decide to replay a game because there’s a sequel coming out soon, and you realize that using the last brain cell you have to not cry at the ending because you’ve been up for 36 hours, is something you probably shouldn’t do

Slime: *looks angry, then proceeds to fall off a cliff*

My brain: yeah me too bud

Cue me audibly gasping: DID YOU JUST EXPLODE

WAIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS “first cousin, once removed” DOES THAT NOT MEAN THE COUSIN WAS DISOWNED FOR A BIT??? BEFORE BEING LET BACK IN???

They say that your eyes are windows into your soul; well I can’t read.

Do you think like, teenaged vampires have the weirdest vocabulary possible?? A mix of gen z pop culture and their parents Victorian accents would make them say the most absurd shit

(I tried to think of something fanciful and victorian to say paired with some outdated meme, but all I can think of is the middle schooler across from me today when I was drawing in a public space, muttering “slay” very loudly to himself over and over again for three hours)