If You Can Speak More Than Three Languages, I'm All Yours.

If you can speak more than three languages, I'm all yours.

I like how i wrote Solangelo's thinking very differently. Nico is the romantic one, with deep tone and tender ways of thinking, his words literally write themselves in cursive. Then there's Will having this constantly screamings, disaster gay with keyboard smashings and multiple Will's emotions going through crisis, arguing, chaos and all of them commonly in love with Nico and hating on themselves, literally, Will can't think straight when he's with Nico.

Solangelo/Will Solace head canon (with a weapon that could bring destructions to mortals)

will is very OP with a kazoo.

thats it. thats—thats the headcanon.

i am so sorry. just, imagine will, having that heroic stance, bow on his back and military medical bag on his other side, accompany with the quiver. dead serious with glare that could make a person tighten their guard. sky blue eyes so determined they could shoot lasers. brows furrow, focuses, showed how much of a veteran war medic he is and thats, a whole lot.

and he—he just—he just quips out a small, bright green and yellow kazoo, closes his eyes, holds the kazoo in his mouth, then, when he begins to blow it. literALLY SCREAMS—

demigods start going ape shit and yell out their battle cries. monsters loosing their marbles, running. some even kick the bucket and self destructs. everyone loosing their shits, huffs out their last breath and goodbyes. explosions everywhere destroying humanity's hopes and dreams. crying. even MORE CRYING—FOR GODS SAKE WHO TF SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT SONG WHY ARE YOU SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT SONG STOP IT I AM NOT DYING WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SONG STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD—WE ARE ALL GOING TO TARTARUS—

Nico slaps the kazoo out of Will's mouth and immediately the sky clears demigods hugging each other monsters turn into ashes explosions somehow stop mid blow and the collapsed building literally catches itself and went back to normal whoever singing taylor swift songs–stoPPED, there's even rainbow in the sky and tacos falls down from it, including cakes goes splashed—died on some unlucky Aphrodiate cabin demigods and they too, are dying, throwing up.

Nico then looks at Will with pure disappointment in his eyes, crossed his arms, radiated that u are so not gonna be the big spoon tonight. And Will in his sad puppy arc, pouts, sulky, saying things like "im so sorry babe, i just wanna play your fav song so that u have motivation to kill monsters 😞👉👈 i didnt mean to be so passionate abt it..."

p.s : i am sleep deprived when i wrote this im so sorry now u cant unsee will with a neon kazoo.

Canon: they didn't even interact.

Fanfic: so here's the theoRY—THEY BOTH LIKE BANANA COKE FLAVOR GUMMY BEARS

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

GUYS AHSJSKAJ—SONG OF ACHILLES JUST ARRIVED AT MY HOUSE OH SH OH HALLEY DUCHES OMGOMGOMG—I AM SO GOING TO DIE I DO NOT READY FOR ANGSTY DEAD BF OH SH OH F F F F OH PENNSYLVANIA'S CHICK CHUCK DICKINSON' MF LIL CHIPOTLE—

I gotta say, you all have Nico and Hazel’s personalities switched. Canon Nico is incredibly sweet and respectful, doesn’t swear, is quiet and reserved, and really has a caretaker personality like we see when he talks to Hestia and Bob. And this is because Bianca has been his source of morality and worldview, who we know was a protective and gentle big sister.

Hazel, on the other hand, was ready to fight Jason Grace, a person she both respect and was her superior, after he suggested they couldn’t trust Nico, almost told Octavian to his face to shove his dagger up his ass, swears all the time, and can be hotheaded and angry like we see with Hecate. Hazel hung out with commercial fishermen in Alaska, she must have learned every cuss word in the book. And even before that she cussed out the nuns at her school.

Nico is the gentle and sweet child of the underworld y’all are looking for, not Hazel.