Solangelo Au All Stories Have True Endings Au (horror Author!Will To Head Counselor!Will In A Creepy

Solangelo au all stories have true endings au (horror author!Will to head counselor!Will in a creepy summer camp)

i’m sad so we having Solangelo au (don’t worry it’s not angst, just lots of dark humor)

AU where Will is an anonymous horror writer who creates the most terrifying novels ever and people have to restrict it bc his books are just, realistically a psychopath’s work of art. years later, they were all banned, Will himself gave up on his career and be a camp counselor in this deserted summer camp, with the creepiest kids and scariest co-workers. luckily, he experienced horror more than enough in his sad life, so when that boy just bites off a teddy bear’s head with his mouth, trying to scare Will shitless, but Will's inspiration already being three dimensions ahead of him, “ah. such ferocious strength, rather than chewing them slowing and inflicting a horrible amount of pain to his victim. he ended it fast, fierce, a bloody hell. after all, fresh meat is always a pleasant thing to feast upon”

Nico’s the co-worker, the only one who acts normal. and in “normal” means, not trying to scare their new medic/counselor away by biting a fluff toy off or doing one of those witchy waves of laughter in the distance when eating roasted marshmallows (yeah i’m talking to you, Percy, stop it moron) or performing weird-ass ritual bc they thought it’s algebra (Annabeth why) or wearing annoyingly long black cloaks and masks for pajamas (you two, Frank and Reyna, i thought better of you. and who tf wear masks to sleep) or—gosh darn it Hazel you— Leo Jason and Piper too! stop getting kids into your stupid games, for that last time, capture the flag does not involve sticking doll’s heads on a pipe and “sacrificing” barbies in the fire, cut that out, you’re going to burn the forest down...sighs. Rachel, you’re my last hope in this sh—Jesus Christ, Rachel put that bottle of ketchup down this instance or i swear to gods i will make you clean the kid’s bathroom again, i do not need fake blood for some fake crime scenes right now please for the lOVE OF GODS—

headcanon when Nico fighting lobsters he would say "genocide" out loud and then proceed to stab them with his sword

imagine him just saying random things like "i ate your lesbian hamburger" or "i sleep with my boyfriend and then wake up earlier to eat his hair" or just simply "glob" then destroy his opponents and live for their screams

Ok but solangelo as a whole neighborhood album

WTF WHO AND WHY AND HOW??? ANON WHO ARE YOU PLEASE FRICKING DM ME

that's a mmmm moment right fucking therr you HAVE TASTE

Alright guys i finished it and i shit you not they—"gunshots"

i am dying shiting crying fucking dying crying again MOTHER F F FVSGIAWJAHANN NOOOOOOO WHYYYY

imma reread it

and ruin my life even MORE

GUYS AHSJSKAJ—SONG OF ACHILLES JUST ARRIVED AT MY HOUSE OH SH OH HALLEY DUCHES OMGOMGOMG—I AM SO GOING TO DIE I DO NOT READY FOR ANGSTY DEAD BF OH SH OH F F F F OH PENNSYLVANIA'S CHICK CHUCK DICKINSON' MF LIL CHIPOTLE—

pjo au more doodles hehe :3c