PEOPLE WE NEED ONE OF THOSE

PEOPLE WE NEED ONE OF THOSE

✨Solangelo books nerd/books nerd AU✨

where two of them bond over books and they be shy they be spilling those nerdy headcanons, ships, canon-complaints, lores, accidentally spoilers where they gawks horrifyingly at each other's and then laugh.

Nico having those lgbtq+ books like Boyfriend Material, They Both Die At The End, Call Me By Your Name, Find Me, Cemetery Boys,...or children's books like The Terrible Two, All My Friends Are Dead, etc

Will having all the Agatha Christie's thriller, crime, mystery novels and choke—those Maurice LeBlanc's one too and he loves Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson books, except his favorite one being The Trials of Apollo and he's that Tumblr and Twitter nerd that went crazy with AUs and headcanons and characters/canon-complaints things (you guys gonna want to see him being the number one Nico's stan and writing those long ass facts about how Nico's the best ever and almost everyone else can go and die) (he somehow hate Will the most) and he really likes series novels, The Maze Runner, Shadowhunters, Harry Potter,...

and they both fall in love with Song Of Achilles and they talk like nonstop over it, quoting the lines, cringe at themselves, laugh, then cry because fuck, that book ruined them or something

Solangelo au all stories have true endings au (horror author!Will to head counselor!Will in a creepy summer camp)

i’m sad so we having Solangelo au (don’t worry it’s not angst, just lots of dark humor)

AU where Will is an anonymous horror writer who creates the most terrifying novels ever and people have to restrict it bc his books are just, realistically a psychopath’s work of art. years later, they were all banned, Will himself gave up on his career and be a camp counselor in this deserted summer camp, with the creepiest kids and scariest co-workers. luckily, he experienced horror more than enough in his sad life, so when that boy just bites off a teddy bear’s head with his mouth, trying to scare Will shitless, but Will's inspiration already being three dimensions ahead of him, “ah. such ferocious strength, rather than chewing them slowing and inflicting a horrible amount of pain to his victim. he ended it fast, fierce, a bloody hell. after all, fresh meat is always a pleasant thing to feast upon”

Nico’s the co-worker, the only one who acts normal. and in “normal” means, not trying to scare their new medic/counselor away by biting a fluff toy off or doing one of those witchy waves of laughter in the distance when eating roasted marshmallows (yeah i’m talking to you, Percy, stop it moron) or performing weird-ass ritual bc they thought it’s algebra (Annabeth why) or wearing annoyingly long black cloaks and masks for pajamas (you two, Frank and Reyna, i thought better of you. and who tf wear masks to sleep) or—gosh darn it Hazel you— Leo Jason and Piper too! stop getting kids into your stupid games, for that last time, capture the flag does not involve sticking doll’s heads on a pipe and “sacrificing” barbies in the fire, cut that out, you’re going to burn the forest down...sighs. Rachel, you’re my last hope in this sh—Jesus Christ, Rachel put that bottle of ketchup down this instance or i swear to gods i will make you clean the kid’s bathroom again, i do not need fake blood for some fake crime scenes right now please for the lOVE OF GODS—

pre-Solangelo headcanons i dreamed last night because i am a sad person

they hang out a lot, even couples didn't do that as much as them (and they're not dating how?)

after three-day infirmary, people thought they do wholesome things together but in reality, they are awkward as heck and try their hardest to communicate with each other

whether it's Will's shy ass "hi", "h-h-how are you", "yo-you look great to...day" or Nico's affectionate "perish", "do not attempt to speak to me"

they go to the arcade ONE time and never come back (mainly because of Nico)

Nico is chill, but he eats arcade games for a living. tetris? street fighter? donkey kong? fricking PAC-MAN? oh they are going down

for reasons, Nico is very competitive and toxic when old school arcade stuffs involved and Will finds it hot and scary

when Nico's sleepy he will speak in Will's Texas accent

when Will's high he will speak Italian

Nico usually goes to the infirmary to randomly massage Will's shoulders and hands and anywhere possible and tells him to take a break with him

Will's addicted to it, this is where he gets high

Will has protective siblings. someone being slightly mean to him and they will riot. but it's Nico so they gaze in gentleness as he bride-carries Will out of the infirmary

Will is taller than Nico for a whole head, so it looks like he's carrying a long sandwich (sandwill wheeze)

Nico has protective sisters (Reyna and Hazel), if they see someone makes funny eyes at him, they will make that person's buttcrack beg for Tartarus. but with Will, the guy who is tripping on his own legs, poorly maintaining eyes contact without immediately shutting it and going "fuck it" then die—sleeping on the ground, holding a cup of coffee like it's his life savior and went "yeah that's him. that's the guy who will make our brother the happiest"

Nico is weak for Will's dad jokes (even before dating, dude's down bad) he straight up gasps for air and cries

"why were...", "oh gods no—", "...the utensils stuck together?", "*snorts* n-nO NO STOP—", "because they were spooning", "*wheezes and dies*"

"ugh", "ugh indeed"

they talk little when around people and talk so much when it's just the two of them

like, if there are books about their relationship developments, it will be mainly about their dumb conversations and late night talks, and by books, i'm talking dictionaries here

"Will, do you have water?", "no but i have this hand sanitizer"

Will is a brave guy, when he sees Nico furiously walks towards him, he will stand up and start running

Nico catches him anyway and lectures him about drinking Cappuccino at dawn and making pizzas with a rice cooker

Nico loves Will more when the guy's sleep deprived

"oh but thats kinda sad, because mr.tomato looks exactly like mrs.apple, we couldn't blame sir cucumber for having an affair with both. the guy's green he's color blind", "ah yes do continue"

Will always sneaks into Nico's cabin late at night to talk to him

Nico doesn't sleep he waits for Will every nights

they are both sad and in love, i don't take criticism

homies be spooning each other in the middle of the night and talk about how feet are cold without socks and socks are lonely without feet so in conclusion they are soulmates confirmed

"do you want a hug?", "no", proceed to hug Will

"do you want to sleep on my shoulder?", "no", proceed to sleep on Will's shoulder

"do you want to go to a convenience store at 3:00AM with me?", "no", proceed to go to a convenience store at 3:00AM with Will

"do you want to hold hands and talk about our days?", "no" proceed to hold hands and talk about their days

they did do wholesome things with each other

Nico: pets are overrated, i don't need pets

Will: *gasps*

Nico: let me explain

Will: gosh you better be

Nico: why pets, when you can have...a human

Will: *incredulously* i am uncomfortable with how this conversation is taking us

Nico: look, i don't get why i need pets when i can have this cuddly, talkative, convenient piece of human, who can feed themself, give random facts about toothpastes, make weird jokes, consume unholy amount of coffees at every minutes possible and do nice physical contacts that do not leave furs and bad smells over my body

Will: do i need to question that specific piece of human?

Nico: no, but you get the gig

Will: right...you are just sad

Will:...and want to be in a relationship

Nico: indeed. so—let's get pets and be less sad and have a relationship

Nico: me and you *wink*

Will: it's...4:00AM calm your horny ass

Call Me By Your Name/Solangelo AU because why not?

Ok but solangelo as a whole neighborhood album

WTF WHO AND WHY AND HOW??? ANON WHO ARE YOU PLEASE FRICKING DM ME

that's a mmmm moment right fucking therr you HAVE TASTE

i really am gonna become unbearable when that book comes out. nico’s gonna be like “hi. i’m nico di angelo” on page one and im gonna make 13 posts about it before i read the next sentence and do the exact same thing im so sorry in advance