aperture-hag

Science may kill you but you can't kill science!

A Portal / Half-Life-centric blog. I'm a silly old fan returning to the world of Aperture and Black Mesa and loving it all over again. Teaching myself to draw just to make Cave Johnson memes.Hag-of-Ages on Ao3 24 | they/them

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I've Unearthed My Old Ass Comics Project Aka 'lab Rat Part Two With The National Song', And I Really

I've unearthed my old ass comics project aka 'lab rat part two with the national song', and I really want to finish it. But man oh man am I struggling with it. Old sketches make no sense, brushes are gone and nothing works. So... I want to work on it, but I'm too afraid no one needs it and my brain won't give me any dopamine for my troubles. What I'm saying is, any support is appreciated.

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aperture-hag

9 months ago

Tragedy + Time

Chapter 3: Routine Maintenance

Fandom: Portal (Video Game) Characters: GLaDOS, Cave Johnson, Caroline Relationships: GLaDOS/Cave Johnson, Caroline/Cave Johnson Wordcount: 7,500 (of 23,959)

Chapter 3 of 22:

Keeping a human alive should be easy. Keeping him compliant might be a challenge.

Read from the beginning on AO3

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fic rec will cave johnson kiss the building???

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aperture-hag

9 months ago

post-apocalyptic baseball fan chell confirmed

Portal would've been such a different story if instead of the portal gun they gave chell a melee weapon

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chell alyx awesome

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aperture-hag

9 months ago

Make your summer last forever with our new patented Aperture Science Tropical Long-Term Relaxation Vaults! They're so luxurious, even the CEO and his lovely assistant themselves use them (disclaimer: "use" in this context refers to only standing within proximity of the Relaxation Vaults and not activating the device). To book an appointment, contact your local certified Aperture Science Testing Affiliate or Product Handler today.

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cave johnson caroline caroline portal portal 2 portal fanart my art aperture science valve holy moly this should have come out a month ago but stuff got in the way i'm actually incredibly proud of myself with this one i'm especially proud of how i shaped caro's torso and legs her legs were longer at one point but i shrunk them down because she's short baby i honestly cant remember why i wanted to draw this could do better with the shading next time :) the joke is that it's a reference to the original opening of portal 2

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aperture-hag

9 months ago

how abooooout, a smol Chell? kid Chell is one of my favourites (mostly because chell is my favourite lol)

young chell! :)

And some more sketches I did

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chell eyyyy happy BYDTWD

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aperture-hag

9 months ago

Cave Johnson here. Do you ever get sick of hiccups that won’t go away? Do none of the old tricks in the book work to get rid of ‘em? Well, I am pleased to announce that Aperture Science has created a long-awaited true cure for hiccups, via the complete removal of the human diaphragm and/or esophagus.

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cave johnson incorrect quotes portal portal 2 aperture science

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