Apricot-shark - 100% Alive. Toattly Normal.

AU where MBJ is a lightning demon instead of ice and SQH freaks out everytime MBJ want to touch him because it reminds SQH so much of how he died in previous life.

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(1) lightning Mobei Jun

(2) SQH: don't touch me don't touch me DON'T TOUCH ME

(3) First touch

So from Mobei-jun's POV, Shang Qinghua has:

1) promised to follow him for the rest of his (SQH's) life (and MBJ took it very seriously)

“… My king.”

Mobei-Jun turned to face towards him. He was expressionless, but his voice was cold as ice. “Following me for the rest of your life, hm?”

Shang Qinghua was going to cry in fear.

He even followed him back.

2) taken care of him when he's wounded and vulnerable (the first time they met)

3) acted pathetically as a way to make Mobei-jun like him

Mobei-Jun looked askance at him. “So, if you want to be liked by a man, the best method is to act pathetic?”

Shang Qinghua thought. “In theory, that should be correct?”

Mobei-Jun reached out his hand.

Thinking he would be beat up again, Shang Qinghua hurriedly put his hands over his head. But, the pain he expected never arrived. Mobei-Jun only lightly tapped the top of his head.

And afterwards, seemingly in a bit of a good mood, he got up and started walking out of the business hall.

3) protected him when his life was at risk, first in Maigu ridge then with Linguang-jun

This is way he's SO MAD at SQH leaving him or saying he will, bc from his POV SQH has been with him for decades

This is the System of Great Misunderstandings and they don't even solved it in canon!! ( ；∀；)

Imagine

After hundreds of years, since you've died, Zhongli's wedding ring breaks.

He has taken great care of it, but time thinned it out, for he has worn it every day since you two have pledged yourself to each other. He's heartbroken, his voice wavering, every time he looks at the imprint it left on his ring finger. The band was well worn, worn with pride and solemn, but now nothing more than a mark and reminder of your wedding.

And once again, he's lost a small bit of you, that he misses so dearly.

angy cat husband

Shen yuan is a sex neutral asexual man. In that he is not repulsed by sex, but he does not seek it out or feel sexual attraction. He thinks lots of people of both genders are attractive/handsome/beautiful, but he does not have sexual feelings or urges about any of them. We can tell because we are in his thoughts, we can see other characters having sexual thoughts about him (binghe's rope awakening), and in mxtx's other works we can see clear examples of the other couples having sexual feelings about each other even if they are in denial or have never had those feelings about anyone else. Lwj with his horny grip and stolen kiss, wwx always trying to touch and get close to lwj, Xie lian and his 1st boner in 800 years, hua cheng and his horny cave shrine.

Shen yuan let's binghe fuck him on the ridge because the apocalypse but also because he loves binghe and if this is what he needed then shen yuan will provide it. Pretty sure he even says that. He does love binghe, he has died for binghe, he's just also very asexual.

I found another one 😭😭