I Think We Need More *check Notes* Caranthir Content, Yes.

I think we need more *check notes* Caranthir content, yes.

I really like the line "the Gods will make his past known" when they talk about the fate of Astyanax (Hector's son) in the EPIC musical.

I think it's very self-aware and tells much about the nature of Greek Gods. They know that one day when Astyanax grows up he'll inevitably find out that he isn't actually the son of Odysseus. And if no one answers him about his past he'll asks the Gods and there will be at least one of them who can't say no and tells him the truth.

I can just picture it, young Astyanax standing in a shrine or at the seashore or in his room begging the Gods for an answer and one of them will break and tell him that his birth city was destroyed by the very man he called father.

And it would have been another heart breaking tragic.

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

"What's your Roman Empire?"

"The Hunnic Empire"

Checkmate

Ungoliant was the original hangry girl

Ouizzy modern AU where Frenchie introduces his new boyfriend, Izzy to his friends. And they all think that he got himself a sugar daddy 'cause Izzy is the assistant of high CEO or similar stuff Edward Teach while Frenchie is a street musician.

Only it's plot twist, the other way around.

Frenchie is actually wealthy, because he’s a succesful scammer stealing money from the rich. And in reality, Izzy was fired from his job a few weeks ago (because of a Bonnet-related incident, of course).

But none of his friends know this, and especially not Izzy who can't understand it for the love of god how can his failed artist bf buy everything he looks at for longer than two second.