School Memes - Tumblr Posts
so, I did my English CBA awhile ago and I’m pretty sure this sums up the experience.
8th graders be like
Teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.
The whole class:
having a sexuality crisis while writing your finals is certainly inconvenient
Who needs sleep when you could be making fire fan art 😪✨. It rly do be like that sometimes.
I made this meme months ago, but it still applies lol.
Anyone else feel threatened by middle schoolers? Just me? Okay.
English teacher: why do you do this to me.. its just a copy, please stop
Me: *furiously writting all my answers with hidden meaning at every word when i'm mad*
NeVer
3rd Grade Me being shy to present a project be like:
(This was just made for fun cuz im B O R E D)
When the teacher says you’re allowed to make a cheat sheet but you’re in science olympiad and can read size 3 font
Currently Monday, on the way back home.
Me: It's already Friday right? Tomorrow is Saturday, Yay! *Does a little happy cheery dance.*
Nobody: *Them looking at me as if I'm crazy, others are laughing.* Idiot it's only Monday.
Me: *Me glaring at them.* Did you have to ducking point the obvious bish?
Nobody: *Sighing in despair.*
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Which of the two above the picture you think is me? Obviously the cute little weeping boy on the background, thinking why can't I just stay home and read books/write with my legs lazily propped up on some random surface, bothered with no single trace of homework to do.
I'm actually supposed to be writing a song for tomorrow's presentation but uhm, a little post in Tumblr wouldn't hurt and now I actually won't be finishing any assignments now that i saw my very nicely made bed and you know what..?
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¡FUCK IT!
I'm very sleepy people, goodnight.
-4:58pm
Not even boy, just person
(It was a dude tho)
My friend told me today that yesterday when he was leaving school he saw people agresivly making out in a car. Like REALLY aggressive. The entire time i was just 👀. Just thought this was funny.
homecoming
regular people: Oh there's the game, pep rally, and the dance
Me: it's just band, band and more band
Y'all I'm at home rn BC I had a dental appointment and I just heard someone get called to the front office .. FROM MY BACKYARD...
WHAT DID BRO DO!?!?
Me: treat all the equipment with care as tho it was your own child.
My Professor/boss: *literally steps on baby stands while opening a cart improperly to show me why I need to press on the wire*
Me:
(For context: I work in the equipment room at my university and my film professor doubles as my boss there.)
(And yes, baby stand is the actual name for the stand type.)
Teacher: for bonus points, write an essay about your favorite actors/actresses.
Me: *about to introduce her to the entire Lotr cast, the Six Idiots and the OFMD cast*
Me: my German knowledge is pretty good, if I may say so. I've been learning it for 12 years, after all.
German person: Hallo!
Me:
