Imagine If Comic Book Characters Could See The Readers And They Just See Me Reading The Bs Looking Like

Imagine if comic book characters could see the readers and they just see me reading the bs looking like

You guys act like Bruce isn’t hyper aware of everyone and their allergies. He’s the type of guy to secretly have a medic around whenever they go somewhere that involves eating.

Tim, has had a cold the whole week, and decided to eat some spicy shrimp: *cough* *cough* wow, this is spicy *sniffle* I could die!

Bruce, has been suspecting the allergy despite the fact that Tim has ate shrimp before and has been fine: I fucking knew it— TRAVIS!

Tim: DAMN IT BRUCE I WAS JOKING! I THOUGHT WE AGREED I DON’T HAVE AN ALLERGY TO SHRIMP?!

Mythical realness

How do you sleep at night being a Bruce Wayne defender???

With a warm weighted blanket, five cushiony pillows, a cup of peppermint tea on my nightstand, and lit vanilla candles. Any further questions?

I don’t know how to explain it but I associate him with every Frank Sinatra song in existence. Bruce Wayne will always be very 30’s coded to me, he most definitely has the Transatlantic/Mid-Atlantic accent.

Very demure, very mindful.

Controversial Opinion: When I think of the public Bruce Wayne persona, I don't think flamboyant and spoiled billionaire.

I think of a charming, polite, and well-spoken gentleman who can convince you of the greatness of Gotham's future with a few words. He loves talking about his family, his children more specifically. Seems to be knowledgeable about all sorts of things due to his travels around the globe. Speaks any language you could imagine and his velvety, old-money-accented voice is sure to capture your full interest. Never one to flaunt his wealth shamelessly but also never caught dressed in anything that isn't a tastefully fashionable and carefully curated outfit to bring out his features with matching scents for the occasion. With a few glasses of alcohol, he can get very flirty, but never inappropriately so. If you ask him about his opinion of the Bat, you will find that he does respect the man for all that he's done for Gotham but deeply detests his methods. In general, he seems to be against violence and crime of any kind, including vigilantism. Always one to ramble on and on about all of the future programs he wants to start for the city. His employees never stop praising him for his politeness and generosity, his public appearances at local schools, events, and festivals are always an absolute delight. He exudes elegance and authority you would expect of a Wayne and Gotham loves their prince for it.

To better visualize my vision, here is a short and sweet moodboard:

Just finished Girl In Pieces. Very good book, 10/10 read. So in celebration of finally finishing the book, this is my list of how the Batfamily felt after reading it and if they would or wouldn’t enjoy it (I’m probably wrong).

Alfred: Thinks it’s way too mature for younger audiences and didn’t enjoy it. Understood it but it wasn’t his cup of tea.

Bruce: Was always very open to any type of book and it might’ve not been his style but he liked how it gave him an insight to struggling teenagers.

Dick: Thinks it should be a movie, liked it but didn’t relate to it, saw it more as an awareness thing but definitely didn’t hate it.

Babs: Had a lot of questions in the end. Had the same reaction as Dick. Put it in the library and did a quick check of anyone who checked it out.

Jason: If he was Robin when he read it, it would’ve bummed him out because it was genuinely sad. He related to some bits since he lived in crime alley. If it was current Jason who read it, he’d be much more emotionally invested in the book (since he’s very dramatic as it is) and definitely went online, found every video saying Riley was a good person/said he was hot, and doxxed them. Made the code word for Slade ‘Riley’ for obvious reasons.

Tim: Sort of freaks out because he is also seventeen. Would’ve liked it better as a show or movie like Dick because it took him a while to read (ADHD Tim here btw) but didn’t hate it, took it just as Bruce did and helped Jason dox the Riley enjoyers (definitely strengthened their strained bond)

Steph: Definitely would like the book. She sees it as her mind being written out, wants it as a movie or show because it was enjoyable to her and thinks it should be one. Watched as Tim and Jason doxxed people and claimed she tried to stop them (definitely didn’t).

Cass: Didn’t really have an opinion, she liked that there was a happy ending and took it as a reminder that not all scars come from an outside battle. It also makes her keep a closer eye on everyone’s wellbeing.

Duke: Sees it as a sad book to read. Found it interesting and thought it also wouldn’t be a bad idea to turn it into a movie or show (helps everyone convince Bruce to make it happen somehow).

Damian: He didn’t like it (he’s lying and rereads it anytime he can.) He appreciated how Charlie had a thing for art and silence, and he takes it how Bruce would. It gives him a better understanding of the outside world and how truly cruel it can be. Might just recommend Talia read it.

Plot twist: The real reason Bruce takes in every orphan on the street is because it gives him an excuse to skip patrol and watch the Gray Ghost for the 100th time.