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I hate Black Canary so much like I hope that freaky bitch and her lil elf freak man kill themselves.

I don’t know about y’all but I think they hate Black Canary…

ngl injustice could’ve been avoided if Batman and Superman just kissed and made up

Dick: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Damian: I would obliterate you. It would be a mercy kill—you would not be happy as a worm, Richard, and I would not allow you to dishonor your own memory.

I can’t keep defending him when he pulls shit like this

I’ve been sick and miserable, I decided to fall asleep with music playing and when I woke up ‘That’s Life by Frank Sinatra’ was playing. Does this mean I am THE Batman?

How I imagine everyone's face care! Add onto or give your own opinions if you like, no hate is tolerated because opinions are opinions!

Alfred: Always takes care of himself despite his age. Doesn't have a long one but has some stuff for wrinkles and all that.

Bruce: He has the most calculated skincare. Doesn’t spend hours on himself but he somehow found the right skincare that makes him look way younger while not making him look too young. Like say he looks 32 when he is pushing 50 type of thing. It scares the batkids. The worst part is that even when he doesn’t do it for like a week because he is too busy with batman, he STILL looks better than ever (besides the stubble and eye bags)

Dick: Has a normal skincare. He takes care of himself any way he can even if that means asking Bruce or Tim for suggestions. He might be too busy to do it but it’ll take 50 pounds of dirt and 26 liters of oil to give him a pimple because he takes actual care of himself.

Jason: I hc that he definitely has acne. He doesn’t have enough money for one and showers aren’t exactly uncommon but he just doesn’t care enough at this point. My friend suggested that Bruce will try to take care of him anytime he gets the chance because seeing his son in such a state hurts him, especially when he knows he can help. Jason isn’t acne prone by any means but he definitely gets it because he sleeps in beat up places, wears that stinky helmet, and since he doesn’t like asking for help his money is low which means he probably takes his showers in somewhere other than his home.

Tim: Also normal skincare. Despite what people think, Tim doesn’t drink coffee and he is a tea drinker, he goes on frequent runs every morning, gets a good amount of sleep, he does his best to take care of his body. People tend to forget that Tim is not only a vigilante that needs to maintain good health but he also has a public image. He researches hard though, he checks everything, he tries everything, etc. I also like to think he has an anonymous account that spreads correct information about product and if you should or should use them.

Steph+Cass: I think they have similar face care and actually do it with each other. It’s their bonding time to try new things or test out new products, they of course ask Tim because he already has a folder for every product under the sun. Of course they will have their own respected face care but I think Cass isn’t acne prone at all. Steph is a bit more complicated but she only gets the regular blemishes when she doesn’t do it for days or goes into that seasonal depression where you stop caring for a good 3 weeks and eat junk (totally not projecting…)

Duke: Also a normal skincare, will check Tim’s files if he decides to try something new! He hates talking about his skincare and hates doing it in front of people because it’s a good time to think by himself and relax without worrying about anything. Was always one to take care of himself well.

Damian: Doesn’t have one. Even when he gets older, he won’t need one. He has the GOOD GOOD genes. Do I need to say more?

Superbat be fucking normal about each other challenge: Failed.

I’m still pissed that he fumbled her. TO THIS DAY.

You know those freaky ai fails on tiktok? Can you imagine the batkids trying to do something nice for Bruce for once and paid for an ai of his parents but it got extremely fucked up. Like so fucked up that they couldn’t stop giggling about it and at one point Bruce waddles back in the batcave to see everyone huddled around the computer.

He gets curious and silently looks over to see a terrifying video of his dead parents.

He definitely violently sobbed in his room for three days after that.

Just finished Girl In Pieces. Very good book, 10/10 read. So in celebration of finally finishing the book, this is my list of how the Batfamily felt after reading it and if they would or wouldn’t enjoy it (I’m probably wrong).

Alfred: Thinks it’s way too mature for younger audiences and didn’t enjoy it. Understood it but it wasn’t his cup of tea.

Bruce: Was always very open to any type of book and it might’ve not been his style but he liked how it gave him an insight to struggling teenagers.

Dick: Thinks it should be a movie, liked it but didn’t relate to it, saw it more as an awareness thing but definitely didn’t hate it.

Babs: Had a lot of questions in the end. Had the same reaction as Dick. Put it in the library and did a quick check of anyone who checked it out.

Jason: If he was Robin when he read it, it would’ve bummed him out because it was genuinely sad. He related to some bits since he lived in crime alley. If it was current Jason who read it, he’d be much more emotionally invested in the book (since he’s very dramatic as it is) and definitely went online, found every video saying Riley was a good person/said he was hot, and doxxed them. Made the code word for Slade ‘Riley’ for obvious reasons.

Tim: Sort of freaks out because he is also seventeen. Would’ve liked it better as a show or movie like Dick because it took him a while to read (ADHD Tim here btw) but didn’t hate it, took it just as Bruce did and helped Jason dox the Riley enjoyers (definitely strengthened their strained bond)

Steph: Definitely would like the book. She sees it as her mind being written out, wants it as a movie or show because it was enjoyable to her and thinks it should be one. Watched as Tim and Jason doxxed people and claimed she tried to stop them (definitely didn’t).

Cass: Didn’t really have an opinion, she liked that there was a happy ending and took it as a reminder that not all scars come from an outside battle. It also makes her keep a closer eye on everyone’s wellbeing.

Duke: Sees it as a sad book to read. Found it interesting and thought it also wouldn’t be a bad idea to turn it into a movie or show (helps everyone convince Bruce to make it happen somehow).

Damian: He didn’t like it (he’s lying and rereads it anytime he can.) He appreciated how Charlie had a thing for art and silence, and he takes it how Bruce would. It gives him a better understanding of the outside world and how truly cruel it can be. Might just recommend Talia read it.

Fighting the urge not to write a fic where Bruce is there when Jason claws his dead ass out of the grave.

Or alternatively, Jason waddles to the manor and it’s this whole ordeal of trying to get Jason out of that little half-conscious thing he had going on yk?

My only problem is that I have no clue how to post on Ao3 because I send all my works to my friends lmao (but I will learn for the sake of it….)

Imma be SO FUCKING honest right now, he rocking them High Tops like no one has before…

Oh nah, gang, you seeing this shit too?

Mythical realness

How do you sleep at night being a Bruce Wayne defender???

With a warm weighted blanket, five cushiony pillows, a cup of peppermint tea on my nightstand, and lit vanilla candles. Any further questions?

Plot twist: The real reason Bruce takes in every orphan on the street is because it gives him an excuse to skip patrol and watch the Gray Ghost for the 100th time.

Bruce’s tank-built big ass if he tried flipping and moving in the Nightwing suit

Hmm. Looks mighty familiar….

RAHHHHH

nothing to see here, just the average divorced couple

I don’t know how to explain it but I associate him with every Frank Sinatra song in existence. Bruce Wayne will always be very 30’s coded to me, he most definitely has the Transatlantic/Mid-Atlantic accent.

Very demure, very mindful.

Controversial Opinion: When I think of the public Bruce Wayne persona, I don't think flamboyant and spoiled billionaire.

I think of a charming, polite, and well-spoken gentleman who can convince you of the greatness of Gotham's future with a few words. He loves talking about his family, his children more specifically. Seems to be knowledgeable about all sorts of things due to his travels around the globe. Speaks any language you could imagine and his velvety, old-money-accented voice is sure to capture your full interest. Never one to flaunt his wealth shamelessly but also never caught dressed in anything that isn't a tastefully fashionable and carefully curated outfit to bring out his features with matching scents for the occasion. With a few glasses of alcohol, he can get very flirty, but never inappropriately so. If you ask him about his opinion of the Bat, you will find that he does respect the man for all that he's done for Gotham but deeply detests his methods. In general, he seems to be against violence and crime of any kind, including vigilantism. Always one to ramble on and on about all of the future programs he wants to start for the city. His employees never stop praising him for his politeness and generosity, his public appearances at local schools, events, and festivals are always an absolute delight. He exudes elegance and authority you would expect of a Wayne and Gotham loves their prince for it.

To better visualize my vision, here is a short and sweet moodboard:

Imagine if comic book characters could see the readers and they just see me reading the bs looking like

You guys act like Bruce isn’t hyper aware of everyone and their allergies. He’s the type of guy to secretly have a medic around whenever they go somewhere that involves eating.

Tim, has had a cold the whole week, and decided to eat some spicy shrimp: *cough* *cough* wow, this is spicy *sniffle* I could die!

Bruce, has been suspecting the allergy despite the fact that Tim has ate shrimp before and has been fine: I fucking knew it— TRAVIS!

Tim: DAMN IT BRUCE I WAS JOKING! I THOUGHT WE AGREED I DON’T HAVE AN ALLERGY TO SHRIMP?!

Real footage of me crashing out whenever I see the ‘Bad Parent Bruce Wayne’ tag on a good fic

I love Jason Todd so much but then he does some stupid shit that makes me just wanna