Hmm. Looks Mighty Familiar.

Hmm. Looks mighty familiar….

Just finished Girl In Pieces. Very good book, 10/10 read. So in celebration of finally finishing the book, this is my list of how the Batfamily felt after reading it and if they would or wouldn’t enjoy it (I’m probably wrong).

Alfred: Thinks it’s way too mature for younger audiences and didn’t enjoy it. Understood it but it wasn’t his cup of tea.

Bruce: Was always very open to any type of book and it might’ve not been his style but he liked how it gave him an insight to struggling teenagers.

Dick: Thinks it should be a movie, liked it but didn’t relate to it, saw it more as an awareness thing but definitely didn’t hate it.

Babs: Had a lot of questions in the end. Had the same reaction as Dick. Put it in the library and did a quick check of anyone who checked it out.

Jason: If he was Robin when he read it, it would’ve bummed him out because it was genuinely sad. He related to some bits since he lived in crime alley. If it was current Jason who read it, he’d be much more emotionally invested in the book (since he’s very dramatic as it is) and definitely went online, found every video saying Riley was a good person/said he was hot, and doxxed them. Made the code word for Slade ‘Riley’ for obvious reasons.

Tim: Sort of freaks out because he is also seventeen. Would’ve liked it better as a show or movie like Dick because it took him a while to read (ADHD Tim here btw) but didn’t hate it, took it just as Bruce did and helped Jason dox the Riley enjoyers (definitely strengthened their strained bond)

Steph: Definitely would like the book. She sees it as her mind being written out, wants it as a movie or show because it was enjoyable to her and thinks it should be one. Watched as Tim and Jason doxxed people and claimed she tried to stop them (definitely didn’t).

Cass: Didn’t really have an opinion, she liked that there was a happy ending and took it as a reminder that not all scars come from an outside battle. It also makes her keep a closer eye on everyone’s wellbeing.

Duke: Sees it as a sad book to read. Found it interesting and thought it also wouldn’t be a bad idea to turn it into a movie or show (helps everyone convince Bruce to make it happen somehow).

Damian: He didn’t like it (he’s lying and rereads it anytime he can.) He appreciated how Charlie had a thing for art and silence, and he takes it how Bruce would. It gives him a better understanding of the outside world and how truly cruel it can be. Might just recommend Talia read it.

I hate Black Canary so much like I hope that freaky bitch and her lil elf freak man kill themselves.

I don’t know about y’all but I think they hate Black Canary…

Fighting the urge not to write a fic where Bruce is there when Jason claws his dead ass out of the grave.

Or alternatively, Jason waddles to the manor and it’s this whole ordeal of trying to get Jason out of that little half-conscious thing he had going on yk?

My only problem is that I have no clue how to post on Ao3 because I send all my works to my friends lmao (but I will learn for the sake of it….)

How I imagine everyone's face care! Add onto or give your own opinions if you like, no hate is tolerated because opinions are opinions!

Alfred: Always takes care of himself despite his age. Doesn't have a long one but has some stuff for wrinkles and all that.

Bruce: He has the most calculated skincare. Doesn’t spend hours on himself but he somehow found the right skincare that makes him look way younger while not making him look too young. Like say he looks 32 when he is pushing 50 type of thing. It scares the batkids. The worst part is that even when he doesn’t do it for like a week because he is too busy with batman, he STILL looks better than ever (besides the stubble and eye bags)

Dick: Has a normal skincare. He takes care of himself any way he can even if that means asking Bruce or Tim for suggestions. He might be too busy to do it but it’ll take 50 pounds of dirt and 26 liters of oil to give him a pimple because he takes actual care of himself.

Jason: I hc that he definitely has acne. He doesn’t have enough money for one and showers aren’t exactly uncommon but he just doesn’t care enough at this point. My friend suggested that Bruce will try to take care of him anytime he gets the chance because seeing his son in such a state hurts him, especially when he knows he can help. Jason isn’t acne prone by any means but he definitely gets it because he sleeps in beat up places, wears that stinky helmet, and since he doesn’t like asking for help his money is low which means he probably takes his showers in somewhere other than his home.

Tim: Also normal skincare. Despite what people think, Tim doesn’t drink coffee and he is a tea drinker, he goes on frequent runs every morning, gets a good amount of sleep, he does his best to take care of his body. People tend to forget that Tim is not only a vigilante that needs to maintain good health but he also has a public image. He researches hard though, he checks everything, he tries everything, etc. I also like to think he has an anonymous account that spreads correct information about product and if you should or should use them.

Steph+Cass: I think they have similar face care and actually do it with each other. It’s their bonding time to try new things or test out new products, they of course ask Tim because he already has a folder for every product under the sun. Of course they will have their own respected face care but I think Cass isn’t acne prone at all. Steph is a bit more complicated but she only gets the regular blemishes when she doesn’t do it for days or goes into that seasonal depression where you stop caring for a good 3 weeks and eat junk (totally not projecting…)

Duke: Also a normal skincare, will check Tim’s files if he decides to try something new! He hates talking about his skincare and hates doing it in front of people because it’s a good time to think by himself and relax without worrying about anything. Was always one to take care of himself well.

Damian: Doesn’t have one. Even when he gets older, he won’t need one. He has the GOOD GOOD genes. Do I need to say more?

I’ve been sick and miserable, I decided to fall asleep with music playing and when I woke up ‘That’s Life by Frank Sinatra’ was playing. Does this mean I am THE Batman?