Arkhamsbat - Arkham Hell

I want everyone to just remember that Tim is SO batshit for just doing this, he stalks dick all the way to the circus because Batman is literally having the worst time ever.

and then:

he SOLVES A MURDER

he GETS A FUCKING TICKET TO WHO KNOWS WHERE, CONFUSES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF DICK

DRIVES ALL THE WAY TO GOTHAM WITH DICK

SHOWS UP AT THEIR HOUSE AND STARTS GOING ON ABOUT ART AND ARTEFACTS

THEN SAYS EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO THEY CANT SEND HIM HOME TO HIS PARENTS BECAUSE THEY ARE OUT IF THE COUNTRY AND HE LIVES AT A BOURDING SCHOOL

ALL THE WHILE BRUCE AND ALFRED ARE JUST SO CAUGHT OFF GAURD.

he is SO FUN, oh my goodness.

Cute or ugly baby with batfam.

If you have other opinions or ideas, please share!

Alfred: Ugly baby.

Bruce: One of those babies where they’re cute sometimes and ugly as fuck other times.

Dick: Cute baby.

Barbara: Ugly baby at first but grew cuter.

Jason: Ugly baby but he was a happy baby.

Tim: Little ugly raisin but grew into a cute toddler.

Steph: Ugly baby with strong baby grip.

Cass: Cute baby.

Damian: Cute baby but fugly crier.

Duke: Thinks he was an ugly baby but people keep telling him he was cute so he doesn’t know what to think anymore.

I love Duke so much because he’s either the only enjoyable person in the story or he’s totally crashing out.

Using the Tim and Steph for a reenactment of what happened today (I’m unfortunately Tim)

Steph: *taps tim on the shoulder in class and hands him a piece of paper made to look like an envelope*

Tim: ??? *opens note*

Note: P Diddy has invited you to the grooming and gooning party! If you don’t attend, he’ll give you backshots at 3 AM!!!

Tim: Uh-oh.

And this big back bitch has an AXE

Please. I love the idea of old veteran Bruce.

The Flashpoint Paradox where Thomas was just this really old Batman? Yes. That. I want an old Bruce that just knows everything, isn’t silly or formal, very… gruff and “>:(“ and tired looking all the time, and has a buttload of kids, +♾️ points if he’s a grandpa.

Grandpa Bats <3