Finding Loopholes In Fey Magic To Promote Your Terrorist Agenda

✨finding loopholes in fey magic to promote your terrorist agenda✨

i know we all hate jkr but JUST LISTEN because i’ve just had what must be the most galaxy brain thought of my scholarly career.

everyone was too afraid to say voldemort’s name, right? and it’s well established that that’s fuckin’ stupid, but what if it’s not just stupid? what if it’s actively detrimental? by fey rules giving someone your name gives them power over you. everyone in the wizarding world refuse to claim his name, and therefore forfeit that power.

but it goes deeper. voldemort is not his real name. his real name is tom riddle. so consider this: he not only created a freaky ass name to spark fear, but also to protect himself from the ancient magic associated with giving someone your name. he refuses to give anyone else the ability to name him, and therefore ensures that he enters every fight beholden to no one. 

words are magic. and, by magic rules, it’s true that the more people claim that word the more power they give it. but everyone got it wrong. saying his name wouldn’t have given voldemort power, it would have given them power. 

P.S. it’s worth noting that everyone who had the courage to say voldemort made a major difference in the war effort. additionally, everyone who knew his true name (and sincerely identified him with it) didn’t just make a difference, they fucked shit up.

P.P.S. this gives extra meaning to his dramatic name reveal in chamber of secrets. he’s basically saying, “i’m so confident that i’m gonna win, i’ll even give you my name.”

P.P.P.S. it also gives extra meaning to voldemort’s disdain for his father’s muggle last name. voldemort’s name holds his history, it identifies every aspect of who he is. His father’s name encapsulated that reality, the reality of his “impure blood,” and that’s why he tried to kill it. he wanted to kill that part of himself and absolve himself of his blood status. otherwise he could never be a god in his own eyes--only a bastard and a mudblood. 

it wasn’t a bad luck spot until tens of thousands of people believed it was a bad luck spot

something charmingly twentieth century about this

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

being autistic on the internet is so impossible like. every time i think i know the rules i learn something new.

liking a post is good. liking too many posts in a row is... bad? and annoying. reblogging a post is better than liking it. some people seem to believe that liking without reblogging is unappreciative, and therefore rude. however, never reblog too many posts at a time, followers don’t like seeing too much of you. instead, you should post regularly but not often. adding on to a person’s post is good; BUT, if they don’t like the addition for some reason it’s now considered (again) rude. it’s generally considered safe to instead put your thoughts in the tags, and most people seem to like it, but some people also apparently find that annoying? 

how am i supposed to show my appreciation without being annoying or rude?? this is a literal question, i literally do not understand. because i fucking love fandom and i want everyone to feel appreciated but i feel like everything i do is wrong. 

in the time it took me to donate $20 Ao3 raised over $40,000. I watched a music video and we’re almost at $60,000. 

i stg if Ao3 tried to start a holy war... 

im not reading fanfiction no fucking more