Oh My God

oh my god

this video is making me SOB

here is my tale of woe

except for garth, apparently. garth is a beautiful glitch in the matrix

supernatural is so funny they did worldbuilding but they like. forgot to build a world

[ Here are Part 2, 3 btw! ]  

The themes of the stories on this list varies, I’m either into something heart-warming, fluffy, domestic that sort of thing or into some really really heavy and dark messed up ones. It depends on the mood am I right? wink wink

It’s always gonna be smutty though lol

As long as it’s tastefully written, whatever kinky shit, I can be into it, I don’t judge the writer. With that being said if I add something straight up messed up here now/or in the future, don’t judge too, just mind the tags of the fic, for your own discretion if anything.

this list should be Wade Wilson/Peter Parker - Spiderman/Deadpool pairing only. I kinda like my babies greedy/possessive for/of each other.

I don’t care who tops or bottoms.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Summaries are taken directly from the fanfic’s summary.

Read the tags first!

Comet  Peter is his comet, bright and beautiful but fleeting. Peter left one day and Wade will fight beyond time to find a world where they can be together.

On Our Ride-side Down (this is a wip, but it’s worth it, read.it) “Peter…!” “Been a long time…” Peter says and Wade’s finger twitches, halting his plan to grab the hilt of his sword.The alpha wants to move -wants to say something. Anything. But he can only watch as the omega slowly… sultrily… stands up and turns his head to face Wade with a sidelong glance. Hazel eyes peer at him under his lashes as his lips curl up to form a malicious yet seductive smirk. “Did you miss me, Wade?”

It Will Always Be Us Sometimes the Alpha thought he knew everyone of Peter’s heart beats, the significance of each breath, the uniqueness of every blink and perfection of every inch of skin. He memorized the concave of his mate’s stomach and the dip of his navel, the length of Peter’s legs, knew every count up and down each vertebrae and the minute shift of hips and flex of abdomen and it wasn’t enough, it wasn’t enough.Wade would always need more.

Wrapped in Red Intersex!Peter and Wade have been waiting to move their relationship towards sexy shenanigans, and Christmas seems like the right time to give it a try. Peter is nervous, Wade is patient, there is a visit to a lingerie store, some rather questionable Christmas innuendos, and a happily ever after.

Sundays with Spideypool (Amazing short stories)

Sundays with Spideypool Volume 2  (Amazing short stories)

Sundays with Spideypool Volume 3  (Amazing short stories)

Bad Ideas Peter Parker isn’t Spider-Man anymore. No, he left his suit and that life behind after Gwen, Harry and everything else went wrong. He packed his bag and took off, looking for someplace where he won’t see Gwen’s ghost on every corner, someplace where he won’t have nightmares every night. Wade Wilson isn’t Deadpool anymore. No, he told a client to fuck off when he’d been sent to end someone who… didn’t deserve it So he left, packed his bag and headed for a place where the voices in his head don’t scream at him, where he can find some peace.

Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse (this is out there, but so fucking good!) Having a heat during the zombie apocalypse was probably the most terrifying part of the zombie apocalypse, but Peter shouldn’t have been worried about being eaten. He should have worried about being bred.

You big disgrace Wade’s hanging by one leg from the firescape outside Peter’s seventh floor apartment, katanas sheathed on his back and a gun on each thigh - but he’s frozen like a deer in the headlights, as if Peter poses some sort of threat, standing like an idiot at the open window in sweatpants and no shirt, only a flashlight and a thin smattering of chest hair to defend himself.

5 times Wade didn’t believe Peter, and the one time he did Wade isn’t a fool. And he knows better, whatever Spidey says. Or five times Wade didn’t believe Peter, and the one time he did.

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YOU hates terfs

OMG SO SPEAKING OF i’m imagining one of three things

1. bilbo’s reaction to this violence on their quest when they spend time with the elves (confusion, alarm, angrily turned on)

2. for the bilbo/thorin shippers: hobbits subscribe to the more traditional mistletoe tradition of kissing (obviously). bilbo brings some into their home. thorin enters, see’s bilbo standing under it, and swipes his feet out from under him before bilbo can ask how his day was

3. for the legolas/gimli shippers: same schtick. legolas hangs some up with pure intentions only to be IMMEDIATELY AND AGGRESSIVELY ATTACKED. the big difference here is that legolas gives as good as he gets. furniture needs to be replaced. the bruises last for weeks. blood is drawn.

now i'm just thinking about that one tumblr post that said "mistletoe but u have to FIGHT anybody standing under it: MISTLEFOE" and now i'm absolutely losing my SHIT thinking about the dwarves fighting random ass people in Erebor's hallways cuz they saw one (1) fucking plant hanging from the ceiling decorations—