I Feel Like I've Won A New Tumblr High Achievement.

I feel like I've won a new Tumblr high achievement.

What if Hob had just given up asking for his stranger’s name right away and gone: “Fine, be that way, I’m going to name you… Dragoslav. Dear Dragoslav, let me tell you about chimneys —“

Dream would have cracked within MINUTES

Verily forsooth, we Wizards shall stand victorious and hereby we shall vanquish our bony foes! For naught there is that can stand against the power of

Epic cloaks!

Twisty staffs!

And cool hats!

I await our meeting on the field of battle with great anticipation!

DOOT DOOT!

A-HA!

A skeleton approaches - my mortal enemy! HI-YA!

*casts Summon Wolf*

Behold! A shaggy doggo to munch on your bones! SIC 'EM, BOY!

I'm fine. I'm completely fine. Not going through the five stages of grief because one of my favorite characters may have plunged to his death or anything, no sirree . . . I'm fiiine . . .

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

So I recently finished the Loki series, and I couldn't get this comparison out of my head.