Could You Write About PM!Dazai Finding Out Oda Has A Younger Sister Around His Age And How Would They

Could you write about PM!Dazai finding out Oda has a younger sister around his age and how would they become together later?

Dazai with reader who is Odasaku's younger sister

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n: finally! Somebody requested for Dazai! Ahhhh god bless you for this request! XD I've always wanted to write for this handsome maniac but noone asked me too :')

●OK

●this is fun Lol

●so one day Dazai came to your house cause he had something to do with Odasaku,and that was when he met you for the first time

●he was like"Damn!Odasaku didn't tell me anything about this hot chick!"

●lol

●when he found that you were his sister he was shocked and happy at the same time

●that night Dazai didn't sleep as always,but for a different reason this time.he was struggling with his thoughts

●"bruh that girl was hot! I need to get close to her"

●"but she's Odasakus sister! I can't just mess around with him!"

●"what if Odasaku get angry and want to beat me up?"

●"omg! What if he doesn't beat me up and just never talk to me ever again?"

●"this is too risky.i can't do this"

●"but she was hot!God just kill me"

●Chuuya,on the other side of the line,before hanging up: " I don't care! Just leave me the fuck alone so I can get back to my sleep!"

●LMAO

●after that night,Dazai always came to your door with several excuses just to see you.you noticed this,and you were kinda happy.i mean a hot guy like him had a crush on you.and not just any guy,the port Maria's youngest executive!

●once Dazai and Oda were at the lupin bar,Dazai asked him what would he do if his sister started dating a criminal

●" I don't poke my nose in my sisters business" "so you'll be happy ?" "Ofc I will! I'll finally get a chance to use my gun for the first time!"

●Dazai: panics*

●you were tired of waiting for him to ask you out.so once he came over,you asked him to come to your room.

●"I have a talking rabbit in my room! Want me to show it to ya?" "Oh really? I'd love to!"

●when he came inside your room,you just grabbed him and kissed him out of the blue.he was surprised,but who was he to stop you? So he kissed you back.

●Dazai thinking to himself while kissing you: "yeah ill just tell Oda that his sister forced me to kiss her"

●so you started dating just like that.going on secret dates,having him in your room while your brother was sleep,it was really fun!

●and Dazai was amazed.his relationships never lasted this long!just who were you and how did you make him this addicted to you?

●one day when Oda was out of town for a mission,Dazai came over.you were in the middle of your make out session when suddenly Odasaku walked in.you both panicked and Oda was shocked as hell

●"Dazai?what on earth are you doing?" " I was just teaching her some self-defense!" "Oh! So that's why your tongue was in her throat!"

●lol

●he was OK with it though.he knew that Dazai wouldn't really harm you cause you were important to Oda.

●that didn't stop him from warning Dazai though.

●"don't upset my sister Dazai" "I swear to my life that I won't!" "But you don't value your life!" "..."

Since Dazai started asking women to commit suicide with him after leaving the mafia and meeting Higuchi,i didn't write anything about that! Tysm and Hope you like this! :D

-Ash

How would Atsushi and Akutagawa react if they witness their soon-to-be girlfriend kicking out her cheating ex-boyfriend and literally throws his stuff out of her apartment balcony?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x fem!Reader , Atsushi x fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy,Fluff

Format:Headcanons

Warnings:None

A/n:i think somebody else has done this request,but since you want me to,ill do it :)

so heres

Atsushi and Akutagawa reacting to their soon-to-be-gf kicking his boyfriend out of her house,

the me edition :)

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke

◙shocked at first

◙after he witnesses you throwing clothes out of your balcony,he asks you what has happend

◙when he finds out,he looks for your ex-boyfriend and finds him on the street collecting his stuff.

◙when your ex sees him he starts trembling.

◙"this guy...its the one who always stared at y/n! ive seen his pictures in the police station! he looks really upset! is he going to kill me?"

◙Akutagawa walks toward him,stands in front of him,and suddenly hugs him very tightly.

◙"thank you!"

◙LOL

◙but jokes aside,hes happy tha youre not with that bastard anymore,and tries to hit on you when its the right time.

◙"That weakling son of a bitch did not deserve you.you need a boyfriend whos loyal,strong and worthy of you...cough* cough*"

◙he wont show hes happiness to you though.

◙he wants to comfort you,but sucks at it.

◙just date him so he stops trying

Nakajima Atsushi

◙babys shocked.

◙he comes to you and asks you whats going on.

◙"c'mon Atsushi! help me throw this bastards clothes outt! "

◙he has mixed feelings.on one hand,hes happy that youre available right now,and on the other hand hes sad that this has happend to you.he doesnt want anybody to hurt you.

◙baby wants you to be his so he can protect you all the time without having to come up with excuses :)

◙eventually,he helps you out.you two look like two weirdows throwing stuff out,but heck it feels great.

◙"so...um...wanna go have some chazuke?"

"seriously?now that i just broke up with someone?"

"s-sorry!"

◙he doesnt know when is the right time to ask you out.boy is in a hurry.

◙since youre both underaged,you ask him to help you steel some saki from Dazai

◙he doesnt want to,but because of your bad mood he helps you out.

◙well he doesnt wanna go againts you.not after he saw what you did to your ex LOL

◙you end up passed out on his shoulder from drinking.

◙he looks at your face and plants a kiss on your forhead

◙"dont worry y/n, i promise ill make you happy again"

Send me more requests!

-Ash

Could I have some fluff headcanons for Atsushi? Please?? Maybe with someone who's shy and sweet, and gives great hugs??

Atsushi with a sweet and shy s/o

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Atsushi x Fem!Reader

Genre:fluff :>

Format:Headcanon Warnings:none

A/n: ofc honey!our baby deserves so much love and care T^T i love him so much! BTW i wasnt sure what gender you requested for,so i decided to write for female reader :) if thats not what you wanted,feel free to send another request! (i got this request a while ago and did it already,im fast right? XD)

●ok

●lets say that u were one of the agencys regular employees who doesnt have any especial ability

●you first met each other when Atsushi came to the office to hand you his report from a mission (which was Dazais responsibility,but he forced the poor boy to do it for him)

●you had a HUGE crush on him,so you blushed when you saw him and smiled;which made him blush and smile back

●I mean hes a shy person himself (kinda,he gets cocky when Hes it comes to Aku XD)

●the next day,Atsushi Nakajima was late for work,because he was dreaming about you and your sweet smile all night and all morning

●he couldnt get you out of his head.you didnt really know him,yet you treated him sooo nicely that he immediately fell for you.everyday he came to you for paperwork(which was made up,ofc) and he stood there and watched you as you organized the papers

●it took him so long to ask you out,but after struggling with his feeling,he found out that he was in love with you

●when he stood in front of you and asked you to go grab a bite with him,you were a little bit confused (and really,really happy ofc)

●like,is it a date...?shoud i ask him if it is...?

●you were too shy to ask,so whether it was a date or not,you decided to use this chance and get closer to him

●you had so much fun that evening.you went to a fancy restaurant,but when Atsushi found out about the prices,you immediately ran away

●the agencys salary isnt that much,ok?

●LOL

●you went to McDonalds and bought some delicious junk food,then went to a theme park together and got on a rollar coaster.it was really exciting and fun!

●it stopped being fun when 'Sushi threw up and it landed on the persons face who was sitting behind him

●i know XD

●he was really embarassed,but you laughed so hard that you werent able to even tell him it was fine

●the rest of the night was fine though.at the end of the date he walked you to your home.after hesitating a bit,you gave him a quick kiss on the lips(which was supposed to be on his cheeck,but he accidentaly turned his head) then you ran inside your dormroom,slammed the door and left the shocked kitty alone outside

●youre dating

●"OMG im dating Atsushi!OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!"

●once dazai wanted to skip work and sneak out of the agenty with his beloved subordinate,but he couldnt find him anywhere.

●he was making out with you in the copyroom ofc (it was the heat of the moment i swear)

●on some nights you ask Kyouka to stay in your room,while you sneak in her place and surprise Atsushi.he paniced at first,but then he became really happy the moment he saw its you.you lay on kyoukas spot,but when he suddenly asked you to sleep next to him while blushing,you became really happy (cause that was what you originally wanted to do,but was to shy to ask)

●two people in a room,in the middle of the night,they might kiss :>

●you kissed

●the kiss turned into something bigger

●you were both kinda shy while doing it,but horniness and your desire for each other didnt let you stop.After both of you became satisfied,he held you tightly in his arms,gave you a small kiss on your forehead and told you that he loves you as he blushed

●baby took the next day off just to take care and spend time with his s/o

●sometimes you call him kitty cat,which kinda pisses him off

●"im not a cat! im a tiger! meow!"

●when he finishes a hard mission,you hug him in the night and run your fingers through his soft,shiny hair while watching him purr in his sleep

●poor babys really tired,just let him rest for a bit

●he loves that you care about him and help him with his paperwork

●youll definitaly get married in the end! (he wont let you go unless you want to break up,so yeah)

●please please please love this baby!he deserves the whole world!he didnt recieve any affection being a kid...he deserves it!

Ahm!...

was it too long...?

whatever XD

i really hope you like this baby!tysm for requesting and take care!

-Ash

Kissing is an experiment too,you know? (Kajii x Fem!Reader

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Kajii x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:One Shot

Warnings:None

A/n:its a request from @officialmontysimp where Kajii and the reader have their first kiss.hope you like it honey :)

" God! This situation is soooo annoying!" Kajii said with a grumpy mood while looking at you,which made you chuckle.no matter how old he was or what position he was into,sometimes his actions no different than a small child.

"What's annoying?"

"There's nothing interesting around here! I've done all the experiments I've had in my mind,and now I have nothing to do!"

You rolled your eyes and let out a deep breath.you knew that he was addicted to science and experiments. No matter how expensive or dangerous they were,Katie was willing to do anything he could for them.He also had a thing for his cute,dangerous lemon-bombs,and you were no different.they were adorable! You admired his taste in choosing his bombs shape,

But you weren't exactly crazy about his taste in clothes...

"Then get some rest! Everyone needs to take a break from work from time to time! Don't think that you're an exception"

"Huh! What a useless thing to do!you want me to take a break?the world doesn't wait for me to take a break! Science is not something you can't take a break from!"

"Whatever.just stop whining about it then"

Even though he was your superior, he always treated you like a partner.he never cared about ranks or these kind of shit, and that made you like him even more.

You neve thought you would like someone as strange as him in the first place,but there was something about him that was so attractive to you.

taking a sip of his water,Kajii sighed and closed his eyes for a few seconds.he was rarely this calm,and it was adorable to you.you didnt want him to be upset,but...

suddenly an idea poped into your head.you smiled happily as your cheeks were turning red because of the idea.you could finally take a step closer to him if you could...

"Ahm!so...um...you wanna...you know...um..."

"what?what is it?"

"kissing is an experiment too,you know...?"

"oh...oh right! i havent considered that!" Kajii said as he got of his chair joyfully,taking a step closer to you which made you blush even harder.

"its awesome! how chemicals do stuff while youre kissing! i can use the humans biological reaction and make a device that will help us regain our power sooner on the battlefield! "

"yes! thats amazing! g-go ahead!"

you closed your eyes,ready to feel his lips againt yours,but you felt nothing.after a few seconds waiting,you opened your eyes to see what was taking him so long,

and then you saw him kissing his hands with an confused face.

"huh? why am i feeling nothing? those romantic movies must have tricked me...why are you looking at me like that?"

this dumbass! is he for real?

taking a deep breath out of anger,you ran at him,grab his shoulders and kiss him out of the blue.

eyes widened,Kajii was shocked as hell.his hands frozen in the air,he didnt have any idea what to do to you.you on the other hand,were so happy you didnt care about how his reaction at that moment.

a few moments later,you slowly drift the kiss apart,looked at his shocked face while putting a shy smile on your face.

"so...did you feel it this time?"

"huh?uh...oh...yeah...i-i guess..."

"so...was it enough to understand how it works?"

Kajii grabbed his hand and tried to look serious,but it only made your smile even bigger.

"well it was kinda sudden,so i didnt really get the whole thing. can we...like...do it again...?"

really hope its fine,and hope you like it!

looking forward to the second part of your Akutagawa fic,BTW XD

-Ash

Bonjour! Can I request Chuuya with a female reader with a personality similar to Dazai, but minus the suicidal part? And she actually is much more respectful to people

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Chuuya x Fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:NSFW! content,mentions of sucking,cock warming,etc

A/n: Dazais personality is so hot,honestly.i would kill to be with someone like him T^T

◉you make him feel alive

◉you being always happy and positive in your own way,effects him too.hes been in a better mood from the moment he met you.

◉youre naughty,and he loves it.

◉ahhhh god youre the hottest couple ever,honestly (i ship skk too btw so yeah XD)

◉its kinda annoying that you dont let hom drink wine a lot,but he appreciates your concern.

◉when you wanna drink together youre definitelly gonna end up in the bed room , and Chuuyas gonna pass out in the middle of the sex LMAO

◉"hey!Chuuya!wake up!were in the middle of sonething here!"

◉hes not gonna wake up XD

◉so the next day youre kinda grumpy,and what makes you feel worse is that he doesnt even remember a thing! like,c'mon!

◉poor boy has no idea why youre upset LOL

◉youre not the kind of person who would stay upset,youre the kind of person who would take revenge XD

◉so you come into his office and see him behind his desks looking at some stuff.hes so happy when he sees you.

◉"oh bae!what are you doing here?"

◉"i missed my favorite boy,so here i am" evil laugh in her head*

◉when you see Mori comming in,you immediately hide behind his desks and that makes Chuuya kinda surprised.

◉luckily Mori hasnt noticed you yet.he just comes in and starts talking to your boyfriend about his new mission,and thats when you look in front of yourself and see his pants.

◉"hehehe,time for revenge" you slowly pull his zipper down,grab his cock and after stroking it a bit,you start sucking it.

◉Chuuya is dying LMFAO

◉Hes shocked and really embarrased in front of his boss.he secretly tries topull you away with his hand,but is unable to do so.

◉seeing his expression changes,Mori asks him if something is wrong.

◉"no-nothing really!can you just go?please!?"

"are you sure that youre oka..."

"I SAID IM FINE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"woah!fine!Chuuya-kun is not in the mood today!"

◉when he finally leaves you two alone,Chuuya sighs and gently pats your head: "you naughty girl...are you-ah-trying to get me fired?"

◉you dont respond and just continue what youre doing and boy his fine with it.

◉when hes so turned on and a bit close to cumming,you suddenly get up and wave at him.

◉"Oops! i just remembered that i had something i have to do! bye!"

"what?Are you kidding me??seriously?hey where are you going?!"

"have fun lover boy!"

◉Lmao i just cant stop laughing LOL poor guy XD

◉sex in the office? check (not that time though,he needed to be punished LOL)

Chuuya is always worried that someone might walk in tho

◉you always distract him from his work by several things that most of em are kinda dirty.

◉pranking the whole mafia by yourself.he wont help you unless you convince him to do so,but he wont stop you either LOL.

◉bruh im telling you again youre a really hot couple.

◉i dont really think you would get married honestly(cause of the position youre both into),but dont worry youll always be together.

◉he wont let you go unless you really want him to

◉please dont want him too.the boy has been betrayed so many times and is lonely without you...

ok i love this request,and hope you like my writing too honey

-Ash

Hello, may I request atsushi with a non-binary s/o who makes a lot of dirty jokes and seems out-going and extroverted but is actually really insecure and quiet and reserved? Ty! ^^

Atsushi with a non-binary s/o who seems out-going but is actually reserved

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Atsushi x Non-Binary!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:Headcanons

Warnings:None

@exorcisedstraydog

▩i dont think that gender really matters to the BSD characters (or at least to most of them) so hes fine with you.

▩you always make him blush by your dirty jokes.he was kinda uncomfortable first,but hes kinda into it now.

▩that still doesnt stop him from blushing LOL

▩he just cant believe how you say such things with a straight face.

▩but what Atsushi didnt know was that you were actually kinda shy when it came to actions.

▩you were fine (extremely fine) with just talking about it,but while doing it? hell no.even worse than him.

▩you didnt want him to know that

▩but he did find out about it. on one afternoon you made one of your casuall dirty comments.

▩"i wonder how your hands feel like when grabbing my hips"

▩he was supposed to just blush and chuckle as always,at least you expected him to do that.

▩but he suddenly kissed you out of the blue.eyes widened ,shocked ,you could feel his hands,which were slightly grabbing your hips.

▩you blushed so hard that you were no different than a tomato LOL

▩and that made Atsushi surprised too.

▩"I...I have to go! um...yes! i have to pee!" "w-what?...ok..."

▩he was embarassed too you know?but your lips tasted good.he wanted to feel them again.he wanted to bi intimate with you,and it hurted him that everytime he tried to get close to you,you made up some excuses and ran away.

▩"im on my period!"

▩"i think im dying!"

▩"i like bananas!"

▩that last one was realy weird tho,but it just came out of your mouth.

▩"i think im gonna throw up!" " because of me?"

▩you suddenly froze.you never thought how Atsushi would feel about your actions.you didnt mean to upset him,but looks like you did.

▩"what?no! i just..." "then why do you blow me of everytime i try to be with you?" "i...i...im shy!"

▩boy he was shocked.

▩"what? ok,i appreciate you trying to make me feel better,but you dont have to lie about it! just say that youre not into me!" "noooo i swear its not because of you!im just shy!" " then why werent you shy while saying those dirty stuff?" "well thats just who i am! i say stuff,but i suck at doing them!"

▩has trouble believing you.still thinks hes the problem.maybe hes not attractive enough...

▩but after a while he does.

▩"really?so i wasnt the problem?" "no silly! youre the only one i wanna do those embarassing things with!"

▩eventually you do it.Taking small steps... it was embarassing at first,but when you were both turned on you forgot all those negative feelings.HeHe

▩After doing the "Thing" ,Atsushi held you tightly in his arms and started smelling your hair till he fell sleep.

▩hes not gonna realise the Reserved part,though.hes not really good at realising these stuff,so he wont find out unless you tell him about it.

▩when you do tell him,he does his best to make you feel better and tries really hard to understand you,and you appreciate it.

▩you dont have to hide your feelings in front of him.just be yourself :)

i hope you like this and tysm for requesting!

-Ash