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Chuuya with an s/o who is dazais sibling <3

Chuuya x Reader (romantic) & Dazai x Reader (platonic)

Warnings; Mentions of sex (in Dazais part but its referring to you and Chuuya)

Lets start of with your brothers reaction to the news…

» Shocked honestly

» At first hes all like “Why are you dating the chibi! As your brother I dont allow this”

» Gets in more arguments with Chuuya because of this

» Also hes would murder Chuuya if he found out you guys had sex

» Honestly though, as time goes on I feel like he’d act like he hated Chuuya but deep down he knows Chuuya wouldn’t do anything bad to you. Dazai knows he would be a good boyfriend so hes kind of glad you ended up with him

» If Chuuya did anything bad to you then Dazai would hunt him down… Hes given many threats to Chuuya when you weren’t in the room

» If its PM! Dazai then hed definitely be a lot more strict with Chuuya too

» He expected you to be as insane as your brother at first

» As time goes on he realizes you guys are different and your a bit more tolerable

» Hes terrified of your brother and what would happen even if he bought you the wrong color of something you wanted because of it

» Also visits your brother with you and he always makes sure to give him a gift even if he thinks it’ll end up in Dazais trash (Dazai always keeps it though)

» Might rant a bit about how your brother is annoying

» When Dazai left the mafia he comforted you through it (I also think Dazai would tell his sibling in advance, even if they decline they’d still be sad)

Could I have some fluff headcanons for Atsushi? Please?? Maybe with someone who's shy and sweet, and gives great hugs??

Atsushi with a sweet and shy s/o

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Atsushi x Fem!Reader

Genre:fluff :>

Format:Headcanon Warnings:none

A/n: ofc honey!our baby deserves so much love and care T^T i love him so much! BTW i wasnt sure what gender you requested for,so i decided to write for female reader :) if thats not what you wanted,feel free to send another request! (i got this request a while ago and did it already,im fast right? XD)

●ok

●lets say that u were one of the agencys regular employees who doesnt have any especial ability

●you first met each other when Atsushi came to the office to hand you his report from a mission (which was Dazais responsibility,but he forced the poor boy to do it for him)

●you had a HUGE crush on him,so you blushed when you saw him and smiled;which made him blush and smile back

●I mean hes a shy person himself (kinda,he gets cocky when Hes it comes to Aku XD)

●the next day,Atsushi Nakajima was late for work,because he was dreaming about you and your sweet smile all night and all morning

●he couldnt get you out of his head.you didnt really know him,yet you treated him sooo nicely that he immediately fell for you.everyday he came to you for paperwork(which was made up,ofc) and he stood there and watched you as you organized the papers

●it took him so long to ask you out,but after struggling with his feeling,he found out that he was in love with you

●when he stood in front of you and asked you to go grab a bite with him,you were a little bit confused (and really,really happy ofc)

●like,is it a date...?shoud i ask him if it is...?

●you were too shy to ask,so whether it was a date or not,you decided to use this chance and get closer to him

●you had so much fun that evening.you went to a fancy restaurant,but when Atsushi found out about the prices,you immediately ran away

●the agencys salary isnt that much,ok?

●LOL

●you went to McDonalds and bought some delicious junk food,then went to a theme park together and got on a rollar coaster.it was really exciting and fun!

●it stopped being fun when 'Sushi threw up and it landed on the persons face who was sitting behind him

●i know XD

●he was really embarassed,but you laughed so hard that you werent able to even tell him it was fine

●the rest of the night was fine though.at the end of the date he walked you to your home.after hesitating a bit,you gave him a quick kiss on the lips(which was supposed to be on his cheeck,but he accidentaly turned his head) then you ran inside your dormroom,slammed the door and left the shocked kitty alone outside

●youre dating

●"OMG im dating Atsushi!OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!"

●once dazai wanted to skip work and sneak out of the agenty with his beloved subordinate,but he couldnt find him anywhere.

●he was making out with you in the copyroom ofc (it was the heat of the moment i swear)

●on some nights you ask Kyouka to stay in your room,while you sneak in her place and surprise Atsushi.he paniced at first,but then he became really happy the moment he saw its you.you lay on kyoukas spot,but when he suddenly asked you to sleep next to him while blushing,you became really happy (cause that was what you originally wanted to do,but was to shy to ask)

●two people in a room,in the middle of the night,they might kiss :>

●you kissed

●the kiss turned into something bigger

●you were both kinda shy while doing it,but horniness and your desire for each other didnt let you stop.After both of you became satisfied,he held you tightly in his arms,gave you a small kiss on your forehead and told you that he loves you as he blushed

●baby took the next day off just to take care and spend time with his s/o

●sometimes you call him kitty cat,which kinda pisses him off

●"im not a cat! im a tiger! meow!"

●when he finishes a hard mission,you hug him in the night and run your fingers through his soft,shiny hair while watching him purr in his sleep

●poor babys really tired,just let him rest for a bit

●he loves that you care about him and help him with his paperwork

●youll definitaly get married in the end! (he wont let you go unless you want to break up,so yeah)

●please please please love this baby!he deserves the whole world!he didnt recieve any affection being a kid...he deserves it!

Ahm!...

was it too long...?

whatever XD

i really hope you like this baby!tysm for requesting and take care!

-Ash

Hiya can I request Akutagawa with a young female reader that looks up to him like how Kenji looks up to Chuuya? Probs how he and some Port Mafia members would react pls. Thanks!

OMG Akutagawa Ryuunosuke!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x Fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy,Fluff

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:Some NSFW! content,I guess?

A/n:god i love this! XD i mean im such a simp for him.really wanted to make this a small OneShot,but English isnt my main language and im afraid i might fuck it up

●ok first of all,doesnt hurt to mention that he already has one! (Higuchi :>)

●but your relationship wouldnt be the same y'know ;)

●you were one of the rookie assassin in the mafia,and the only reason you joined was because of him!you used to follow all the news about him (you know,like blowing up buildings and stuff) and admired how awesome and handsome (ofc) he was.so you were walking in the hallway thinking how to meet him till suddenly you ran into somebody

●black coat,white cravat,black hair with white tips,pale skin

●PANIC ATTACK

●"hey!watch your ste..." "OMGGGG YOUR AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE?! OMG HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHIT SHIT OMG I CANT BREATH ANYMORE OMGGGGGG"

●(BTW Higuchi,Gin and Chuuya were walking beside him,and they were amused by your reaction,specially Chuuya)

●poor boy is shocked.he doesnt really know what to do or say.hes kinda like this:

●like wtf?who the hell is this girl?and why is she acting like this?

●you suddenly held his hand and looked at him with tears in your eyes (tears of joy,hehe)

●"im suchhhh a huge fan of yours!i admire your work and your outfit so much!its so unique!i-i have all of your "WANTED" posters!youre soooo talented and amazing!your ability is....omg!omg! i have small request for you though,

●can you kill me with Rashoumon?pretty pleasssse"

●Akutagawa,after staring at you with a shocked look on his face:

"um...what?...what an odd request!"

●Chuuya and Gin would be dead-laughin,which makes Akutagawa even more confused. (well,they tried to hold back their laugh of course,but couldnt really) Higuchi is kinda shocked,like Akutagawa

●after a few moment,you try to calm down a bit,and ask him to sign your bra

●LOL

●well you didnt have anything else with yourself at that moment,so yeah

●he gives you a weird look and walk away from you while ignoring you,which makes you confused too

●"um..so your busy...?OK! see you later then,Senpai!"

●Akutagawa cannot understand you.I mean the boy thincks so low of himself that he cant believe someone like you would be a fan of him.at first he was wondering if something is wrong with you,but after a while he begin to like having you around him.(though he wouldnt show it,and you try not to make him too uncomfortable)

●when you started dating (i really dont know how it happend,but it happend) you were running around telling everyone that you were Akutagawa Ryuunosukes GF (he asked you to keep it a secret though,but its you,his number 1 fan,so...)

●you admiring him makes him feel better about himself,and gives him more confidence (i mean Dazai literally broke the boy...)

●he tries to get better for you and Dazai,because he knows that you look up to him and doesnt wanna let you down

●the mafia members would be really happy that Akutagawa has someone who wants him for him (except for Higuchi,girl is jealous)

●Higuchi is jealous,but after a while she begins to appreciate what youre doing for her senpai,and she tries to get over him and his feelings for him (idk some people say that higuchi doesnt have a huge crush on Akutagawa.i mean c'mon!!!)

●after sleeping in the same bed with him,he woke up in the morning hearing you scream: "Shittttt i slept with Akutagawa Ryuunosuke!"

●and life goes on

●omg i had sex with Akutagawa Ryuunosuke!

●omg im pregnant with Akutagawa Ryuunosukes baby!

●omg Akutagawa Ryuunosuke proposed to me!

●...

●ok ok hear me out.on one night you were staying in a hotel room,and dazai was in the room below yours.that night you were both so turned on that you stopped caring about your neighbors and done some really dirty stuff (hehehe).Akutagawa was so good that you were literally screaming out his name,and ofc that made him feel really good.in the morning, Dazai came to him.placed his hands on his shoulder and looked directly into his eyes with a serious look on his face. "Akutagawa,i am very proud of you"

●Akutagawa: Dies* (and would be like:so all i had to do to gain his aknowledgment was to fuck?)

●and of course Dazai asked him how he did it and noted everything Akutagawa said as he was embarassed

Ok but seriously...

is this ok?

i feel like its more comedy than fluff,but you didnt say if you wanted fluff so...yeah

tysm for requesting baby T^T sorry if this is not what you wanted,and take care :> 💕

-Ash send me some requests im bored :')

Could you write about dating akutagawa being atsushi's twin sister? The idea makes me laugh at how ironic it sounds him falling for the person he hates' sister (plus her having an abily of manipulating her really long hair, kinda like entrapta from she-ra and the princesses of power)

What is your relationship with him? (Akutagawa x Fem!Reader)

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x Fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy,Fluff

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n:Wow this is a tough one! its really funny actually XD i mean its weird for both of them,but they have to put up with it because of you...anyway here you go baby,and tysm for requesting i was bored as hell :)

◆ok.so youre not a part of the agency.Atsushi didnt want you to be in danger,and you werent interested in being an agent.

◆since you loved reading books(like Aku) you went to the best bookstore in yokohama to buy a rare edition of the book you wanted.you saw the book on the shelf and reached your hand to get it,but a hand(with pale skin :>) grabbed the book with you at the same time.

◆you turned your head to see who it was,and you saw a young man with strong gaze that was focused on you.

◆"let go"

"you let go"

"i got here first"

"i dont care"

"neither do i"

◆you gave him a demonic smile,and in a second you flipped the book outa his hands and ran toward the bookstores owner.you quickly gave him the money and got out of the store

◆"hey!"

◆you quickly sensed something black comming toward your back,and suddenly you turned around and used your hair to block it.thats when the stranger makes an amazed face.

◆"youre an ability user?!"

"why are you shocked?youre one yourself"

"ive never seen an ability like this before,its...so stupid!"

"hey!take that back"

◆you started fighting.he didnt really want to make a scene,but since he wanted that book so bad he was going to get it no matter what it takes.you knew a little bit of self-defence and you had your ability ofc,so you were able to block his attacks.(he was going easy on you,if he really wanted to kill you,you were dead by now)

◆after a while you gave up and put your hands up.

"hey,can we come to some sort of agreement?im at my limit now and i really dont wanna lose the book"

he remained silent for a second,then he looked back at you.

"I suppose.i want that book too,but eveyone should be able to enjoy art and literature"

"hm.how about you let me go right now,and i give the book to you when i finished it"

"how would i know youll keep your promise"

"..."

◆after talking a bit,you decided to come here everyday at 7 pm,and read the book together.you were both uncomfortable at first,but after a while you begin to enjoy each others company.you hanged out a a teahouse instead of the bookstore and became closer to each other.he didnt tell you about his job because he didnt think it was necessary,and your brother didnt tell you about his enemys cause he didnt want to maked you worried so you didnt know that he was your brothers enemy.

◆Akutagawa liked you a lot.it wasnt just about your taste in books,you were also talented,strong and beautiful.you didnt like judging people or talk about useless stuff,and that was really attractive to him.when he saw other guys looking at you and trying to make conversation with you at the teahouse,he felt a strong feeling growing inside him.he didnt want to admit it,but he knew what it was.it was jealousy.it made him look like a petty person,but he couldnt do anything about it.he wanted you to be his,he wanted to be more than friends.

◆thats when he asked you out.it was really shocking at first,but then you became really happy cause you liked him too.(you were afraid that he might not like you too,so you didnt confess to him)

◆everything was going smoothly.he even took some days of to go on a date with you,which made his coworkers really shocked.like what happend to him?ive never seen him taking a break from work!

◆yeah,thats how much he liked you.

◆one day you came home late,and you found your brother waiting for you.

"y/n?where have you been untill now?i was worried sick!"

◆you didnt like keeping things from Atsushi and was looking for a chance to tell him about your boyfriend,so when you saw him like that you told him everything.

◆he got even more worried as expected.he wanted to know who was spending time with his beloved sister,so he asked you to entroduce him to you bf.

◆you told him to come to the teahouse at 7:30 pm.you told Akutagawa that your older brother wants to meet him.he wasnt really thrilled about the idea,but he accepted it because of you.

◆so you and Akutagawa were talking and suddenly Akutagawa became angry.

◆"jinko!what the hell are you doing here?"

◆you tured around and saw your brother standing next to your table.

◆"Akutagawa!what are you doing here?...WAIT!dont tell me..."

"you know each other?"

◆they both looked at you at the same time,and suddenly everything became clear.

◆"your Atsushis sister?!"

"this is the boyfriend you were talking about!?"

◆shit

◆they were about to fight each other,but you immediately jumped between them and asked them to come down.you forced them to sit in front of eachother.you went to sit next to your brother,but Rashoumon grabbed your hand and made you sit next to Aku,which made Atsushi furious

◆"hey! let go of her!"

"shes mine!"

"shes my sister!"

◆"Stop it both of you!"

◆so you explain to Aku and Atsu the whole thing.there was an awkward silence between the three of you (and dont forget their gaze toward each other)

◆you asked Akutagawa to wait outside while you talk to your brother.he wasnt sure about it,but since you were looking at him with your puppy eyes,he agreed.

◆Atsushi was againts your relationship.he told you to immediately stop seeing him.Akutagawa didnt deserve you in his eyes.he was cruel,petty,harsh and dangerous.he was his number 1 enemy for gods sake.

◆you told him that theres absolutally no way you break up with him. his different around you and Atsushi doesnt know him completely.hes only seen him in battlefields,not in normal life.

◆Atsushi is still not sure,but he knows that he cant do anything about it since youre so stubborn.he tries to put up with it.and his kinda relieved that nobody can hurt you when your with Akutagawa.

◆you go outside and ask your bf if hes ok with all of this,and he tild you that although its kinda disappointing,it doesnt matter who you are related to,he loves you for you :)

◆you got sooo excited by his words that you immediately kissed him out of the blue.

◆boy is blushing :>

◆after a while they kinda get along,not too much though

◆Akutagawa kinda unhappy cause he cant kill Atsushi anymore XD

Sorry if this is not good enough baby :) Love,

-Ash

How would Atsushi and Akutagawa react if they witness their soon-to-be girlfriend kicking out her cheating ex-boyfriend and literally throws his stuff out of her apartment balcony?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x fem!Reader , Atsushi x fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy,Fluff

Format:Headcanons

Warnings:None

A/n:i think somebody else has done this request,but since you want me to,ill do it :)

so heres

Atsushi and Akutagawa reacting to their soon-to-be-gf kicking his boyfriend out of her house,

the me edition :)

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke

◙shocked at first

◙after he witnesses you throwing clothes out of your balcony,he asks you what has happend

◙when he finds out,he looks for your ex-boyfriend and finds him on the street collecting his stuff.

◙when your ex sees him he starts trembling.

◙"this guy...its the one who always stared at y/n! ive seen his pictures in the police station! he looks really upset! is he going to kill me?"

◙Akutagawa walks toward him,stands in front of him,and suddenly hugs him very tightly.

◙"thank you!"

◙LOL

◙but jokes aside,hes happy tha youre not with that bastard anymore,and tries to hit on you when its the right time.

◙"That weakling son of a bitch did not deserve you.you need a boyfriend whos loyal,strong and worthy of you...cough* cough*"

◙he wont show hes happiness to you though.

◙he wants to comfort you,but sucks at it.

◙just date him so he stops trying

Nakajima Atsushi

◙babys shocked.

◙he comes to you and asks you whats going on.

◙"c'mon Atsushi! help me throw this bastards clothes outt! "

◙he has mixed feelings.on one hand,hes happy that youre available right now,and on the other hand hes sad that this has happend to you.he doesnt want anybody to hurt you.

◙baby wants you to be his so he can protect you all the time without having to come up with excuses :)

◙eventually,he helps you out.you two look like two weirdows throwing stuff out,but heck it feels great.

◙"so...um...wanna go have some chazuke?"

"seriously?now that i just broke up with someone?"

"s-sorry!"

◙he doesnt know when is the right time to ask you out.boy is in a hurry.

◙since youre both underaged,you ask him to help you steel some saki from Dazai

◙he doesnt want to,but because of your bad mood he helps you out.

◙well he doesnt wanna go againts you.not after he saw what you did to your ex LOL

◙you end up passed out on his shoulder from drinking.

◙he looks at your face and plants a kiss on your forhead

◙"dont worry y/n, i promise ill make you happy again"

Send me more requests!

-Ash

Wedding headcanons for Akutagawa with a female s/o please?

Wedding Hcs For Akutagawa With A Female S/o

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n: Awww this is so sweet! tysm sweety this was fun to write!

■ok

■its a smaill wedding.just your family,his family (including the pm members) and Dazai ofc.

■Aku didnt think Dazai would come,but as we all know Dazai is unpredictable

■his best mans are Chuuya And Tachihara

■You asked Dazai to marry you two together (do the pastors job) in exchange of introducing one of your hot friends to him

■he agreed LMAO

■you had like the prettiest wedding dress ever.you didnt let Akutagawa see it before the wedding though.not because it was bad luck,but because you wanted to surprise him

■when he saw you in the church he was shocked.eyes wide open,looking at his outstanding angle that looked breathtaking in her white dress,Akutagawa realised he cannot spend a single day without you.

■after telling each other your vows (which was short,but really meaningfull and memorable) he gave you a deep,long kiss on your lips.unlike before,he didnt blush or get shy about it.he didnt need to.you were his wife after all :)

■youre his wife now.youre his.you belong to him.nobody could steal you away from him

■when you cut the cake together,Ranpo snuck in,stole some cakes(with the help of Dazai),and then snuck out

■Akutagawa didnt know how to dance,but did it really matter? you just wanted to feel his breath as he was holding you tightly while dancing.

■at the final moment of the song he kissed your cheek and whispered on your ear "i love you"

■it was a dream come true.you never saw this day comming.you were happy.happy as hell

■you were an "Akutagawa" after all :D

ty for requesting love,and hope you like it!

-Ash

Could you write about PM!Dazai finding out Oda has a younger sister around his age and how would they become together later?

Dazai with reader who is Odasaku's younger sister

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n: finally! Somebody requested for Dazai! Ahhhh god bless you for this request! XD I've always wanted to write for this handsome maniac but noone asked me too :')

●OK

●this is fun Lol

●so one day Dazai came to your house cause he had something to do with Odasaku,and that was when he met you for the first time

●he was like"Damn!Odasaku didn't tell me anything about this hot chick!"

●lol

●when he found that you were his sister he was shocked and happy at the same time

●that night Dazai didn't sleep as always,but for a different reason this time.he was struggling with his thoughts

●"bruh that girl was hot! I need to get close to her"

●"but she's Odasakus sister! I can't just mess around with him!"

●"what if Odasaku get angry and want to beat me up?"

●"omg! What if he doesn't beat me up and just never talk to me ever again?"

●"this is too risky.i can't do this"

●"but she was hot!God just kill me"

●Chuuya,on the other side of the line,before hanging up: " I don't care! Just leave me the fuck alone so I can get back to my sleep!"

●LMAO

●after that night,Dazai always came to your door with several excuses just to see you.you noticed this,and you were kinda happy.i mean a hot guy like him had a crush on you.and not just any guy,the port Maria's youngest executive!

●once Dazai and Oda were at the lupin bar,Dazai asked him what would he do if his sister started dating a criminal

●" I don't poke my nose in my sisters business" "so you'll be happy ?" "Ofc I will! I'll finally get a chance to use my gun for the first time!"

●Dazai: panics*

●you were tired of waiting for him to ask you out.so once he came over,you asked him to come to your room.

●"I have a talking rabbit in my room! Want me to show it to ya?" "Oh really? I'd love to!"

●when he came inside your room,you just grabbed him and kissed him out of the blue.he was surprised,but who was he to stop you? So he kissed you back.

●Dazai thinking to himself while kissing you: "yeah ill just tell Oda that his sister forced me to kiss her"

●so you started dating just like that.going on secret dates,having him in your room while your brother was sleep,it was really fun!

●and Dazai was amazed.his relationships never lasted this long!just who were you and how did you make him this addicted to you?

●one day when Oda was out of town for a mission,Dazai came over.you were in the middle of your make out session when suddenly Odasaku walked in.you both panicked and Oda was shocked as hell

●"Dazai?what on earth are you doing?" " I was just teaching her some self-defense!" "Oh! So that's why your tongue was in her throat!"

●lol

●he was OK with it though.he knew that Dazai wouldn't really harm you cause you were important to Oda.

●that didn't stop him from warning Dazai though.

●"don't upset my sister Dazai" "I swear to my life that I won't!" "But you don't value your life!" "..."

Since Dazai started asking women to commit suicide with him after leaving the mafia and meeting Higuchi,i didn't write anything about that! Tysm and Hope you like this! :D

-Ash

Hi! Just came across your account, and when I checked the bio, I noticed we have a lot in common! I also LOVED your atsushi's twin sis x Ryu fics, they were so funny!

Alright, my request is a rather different one, I guess, but I've always felt this way for him. Ryunosuke with a younger sister (he already has one, yes, but we don't get to see them often), like, how's their relationship? Is he protective? etc etc

It's okay if you don't wish to do this one :) please let me know though

Have a good day/night!

Akutagawa with Reader who's his younger sister

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n:Awww tysm honey!ofc ill do it!but since he already has a sweet,shy younger sister i wrote about him with a younger sister whos kinda bratty and carefree

@miss-akutagawa

◆youre not in the mafia,which makes him have different feelings.

◆on one hand,his relieved that youre not dealing with dangerous stuff and crimes,

◆but on the other hand,you not in the mafia means that hes not able to see you 24/7! then whos gonna protect you?

◆thats why everytime he gets home from work,he starts teaching you some self-defense.at first it was fun,but after a while it became boring.

◆"Ugh,Ni-san! just leave me alone! i dont need to know these stuff cause im not dealing with anything dangerous!" "shut up and do what im telling you to!"

◆hes not sharp with you.youre his little sister and only family after all,but sometimes you just drive him crazy.

◆always gives you money when you ask him.doesnt really care what you buy as long as its harmless to your health or body

◆never smoke in front of him.or dont do it at all.

◆i mean the boy has some breathing-issues,he doesnt want you to catch the same illness.

◆he respects your privacy,cause he loves his privacy and he knows its important for anyone

◆so when you start dating others,he tries to be cool with it

◆but he cant

◆"what if that son of a bitch hurt my sister one day?i cant let that happen!"

◆so he asks your bf to meet him in a dark alley,and tries not to be too much harsh

◆"dont you dare make my sister upset! i will haunt you down and make you wish you were dead!" "i-i-i understand! "

◆poor boy peed himself LOL

◆hes not allowed to tell you that your brother threatend him,cause Aku doesnt want you to feel like you cant take care of yourself.

◆you appreciate his concern.he is tough and thats annoying sometimes,but you know how important you are to him.

◆youre not a really big fan of Dazai.you liked him so much,but that was before when he left the mafia and left your brother behind.

◆Akutagawa didnt say anything about it,but he was broken,and you know it.you hate how hard he tries to gain Dazais acknowledgement. you hate how he always outs himself in danger because of that man.

◆and yet he thinks youre careless.

◆you really want to dislike Atsushi because of Akutagawas feelings toward him,but seriously,who can hate that cute,charming little kitty? T^T

◆Akutagawa doesnt eat breakfast,but he makes sure that you eat properly.

◆he wants you to know how much you mean to him,but as we all know,Akutagawa isnt the best when it comes to talking about feeling

◆so,he tries to show you this by his actions

◆please take care of your brother.he doesnt really care about his health...

i hope this is ok baby,and hope you have nice day/night too!

-Ash

following the oda's sister imagine could you write about oda walking in on dazai and his little sister doing the "thing"? LOL

To be honest nothing really happens XD i mean Oda Is a reasonable man,he would just shake his head and get out of the room.you might not even notice him walking in XD Oda was too good...cries* first part of the request here

hii!!! may I request an akutagawa x fem!reader that likes to cuddle him and he is perfectly fine with it

maybe when they are going to sleep they hug each other, or while he is cooking uk IM SORRY ITS SO SICKLY SWEET GWJRGWJEBW I'm not feeling well rn, maybe that's the reason agfjwb

and nw take ur time and take care♡ don't feel pressure and welcome here<3

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x Fem!Reader

Genre:Angst to Fluff

Format:One Shot

Warnings:None

A/n:OMG my heart is melting by this request!its so sweet omg omg its just too sweettttt T^T i mean his my top favorite man and imagining him like that...just god T^T

tysm baby and please send more requests like this! T^T

@titamaow

The dark sky,the lonely people on the streets,the stray dogs howling at the whole moon,

everything reminded him of death.

it was tiring.all the work he had to do to be worthy of living was so tiring.he hated it.he always had,

but what could he do about it...?

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa tried to let out a deep breath,but the feeling of his lungs burning up only made him feel worth.going home at four o'clock in the midnight wasnt exactly something he would hate,but it wasnt something he would look forward to either.it didnt really matter anyway,because he never complained about it.

he didnt allow himself to.

but he was tired.he was exhausted.things werent supposed to turn out like this.he knew it wasnt going to be easy,but it was just too much now.or maybe it wasnt...

maybe he deserved to be a wretched dog.

when he found himself in front of her apartments door,he wasnt surprised.he wasnt planning to come here,he was supposed to go to his own house where his sister was waiting for him worried sick,he was supposed to keep his distance from her so she wouldnt get hurt,he was supposed to...

but who was he kidding?this was something that he was never able to do.besides,his poor sister was too tired from her own work.she always passed out on her bed the moment she got home...

damn me...i dragged Gin with myself into this mess too.

without any sort of hesitation,Akutagawa opened the door with his key and slowley went into her bedroom.he had no idea what this unfamiliar feeling inside his heart was,but he do knew who could fix it.

the moment he laid eyes on the innocent,angle looking human being on the bed,something took out the fire inside him.seeing her chest slowly moving up and down,heering her breathing so calmly,it all meant that she was alive,and it was the most beautiful thing Akutagawa had ever seen in his whole life.

he didnt want to wake her up,he didnt want disturb her,he didnt want to do many stuff and had many regrets,

but he never said he was perfect and never expected himself to be.

moving closer,he gently rubbed her cheek with his thumb,which made her shake a little bit and open her eyes after a few seconds. looking at the shadowy figure who was standing by her bed,y/n blinked a few times to make her eyesight clear,untill she recognized his pale skin that was slightly shining by the moonlight.

"Ryuu...?what are you...ah...what time is it?"

Akutagawa didnt answer her.instead he took off his coat and immediately placed his head on y/n's hand,which made her surprised. after a few seconds remaining silent,the young girl chuckled and started talking to her boyfriend as she ran her fingers through his black,messy hair.

"long day...huh?"

"i love it"

"what?"

"your sleepy voice.its adorable"

y/n smiled and let out a calm,deep breath while staring at his shiny,silver grey eyes realising something must have happened to him.

"really?"

"really"

"then you should come here in the midnights more often"

Akutagawa sighed as he pressed his head on her chest.

"now youre just taking advantage of me"

"well you interuptted my precious sleeping session,so youve gotta make up for it somehow"

seeing him slowly closing his eyes,y/n could tell that her baby was exhausted and sleepy.she didnt want to see him this vulnerable, but she couldnt help but admitt to herself that she loved it when he wasnt on-gaurded,as he always was.

"look at you being the little spoon! if you think im adorable,you should see yourself right now"

"just shut up and hug me,you idiot"

slightly laughing,she wrapped her arms around his man,gentley tapping his back that would made him go to sleep.things like this wouldnt happen too many times,so she had to enjoy what she was experiencing at that moment.

"so...what has happened to you?comming here at this hour and..."

she suddenly stopped talking when she noticed that Ryuunosuke had fallen sleep long before she could even realise.

putting a soft smile on his face,y/n put a gentle kiss on his forehead,slightly chuckling when he let out a sigh,unconceously.

"the port mafias rabid dog,huh...?"

i hope youre satisfied with this,and i really enjoyed writing it.

ty love and take care! :)

-Ash

Kissing is an experiment too,you know? (Kajii x Fem!Reader

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Kajii x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:One Shot

Warnings:None

A/n:its a request from @officialmontysimp where Kajii and the reader have their first kiss.hope you like it honey :)

" God! This situation is soooo annoying!" Kajii said with a grumpy mood while looking at you,which made you chuckle.no matter how old he was or what position he was into,sometimes his actions no different than a small child.

"What's annoying?"

"There's nothing interesting around here! I've done all the experiments I've had in my mind,and now I have nothing to do!"

You rolled your eyes and let out a deep breath.you knew that he was addicted to science and experiments. No matter how expensive or dangerous they were,Katie was willing to do anything he could for them.He also had a thing for his cute,dangerous lemon-bombs,and you were no different.they were adorable! You admired his taste in choosing his bombs shape,

But you weren't exactly crazy about his taste in clothes...

"Then get some rest! Everyone needs to take a break from work from time to time! Don't think that you're an exception"

"Huh! What a useless thing to do!you want me to take a break?the world doesn't wait for me to take a break! Science is not something you can't take a break from!"

"Whatever.just stop whining about it then"

Even though he was your superior, he always treated you like a partner.he never cared about ranks or these kind of shit, and that made you like him even more.

You neve thought you would like someone as strange as him in the first place,but there was something about him that was so attractive to you.

taking a sip of his water,Kajii sighed and closed his eyes for a few seconds.he was rarely this calm,and it was adorable to you.you didnt want him to be upset,but...

suddenly an idea poped into your head.you smiled happily as your cheeks were turning red because of the idea.you could finally take a step closer to him if you could...

"Ahm!so...um...you wanna...you know...um..."

"what?what is it?"

"kissing is an experiment too,you know...?"

"oh...oh right! i havent considered that!" Kajii said as he got of his chair joyfully,taking a step closer to you which made you blush even harder.

"its awesome! how chemicals do stuff while youre kissing! i can use the humans biological reaction and make a device that will help us regain our power sooner on the battlefield! "

"yes! thats amazing! g-go ahead!"

you closed your eyes,ready to feel his lips againt yours,but you felt nothing.after a few seconds waiting,you opened your eyes to see what was taking him so long,

and then you saw him kissing his hands with an confused face.

"huh? why am i feeling nothing? those romantic movies must have tricked me...why are you looking at me like that?"

this dumbass! is he for real?

taking a deep breath out of anger,you ran at him,grab his shoulders and kiss him out of the blue.

eyes widened,Kajii was shocked as hell.his hands frozen in the air,he didnt have any idea what to do to you.you on the other hand,were so happy you didnt care about how his reaction at that moment.

a few moments later,you slowly drift the kiss apart,looked at his shocked face while putting a shy smile on your face.

"so...did you feel it this time?"

"huh?uh...oh...yeah...i-i guess..."

"so...was it enough to understand how it works?"

Kajii grabbed his hand and tried to look serious,but it only made your smile even bigger.

"well it was kinda sudden,so i didnt really get the whole thing. can we...like...do it again...?"

really hope its fine,and hope you like it!

looking forward to the second part of your Akutagawa fic,BTW XD

-Ash

Can I request Dazai with a female reader who’s ability is like Fushiguro’s from Jujutsu Kaisen please? And probably how some ADA members would react too

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai x Fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n: Dazai requests are always so fun to do! XD

◆ok ok hear me out

◆Dazai is afraid of dogs,and you own two dogs :D

◆and not just any dogs.two big,strong,wild,extraordinary dogs

◆whenever Dazai teased you,youll have your dogs follow him lmao XD

◆he'll be running and screaming (Dazai runs like girls if you havent noticed LOL) and the dogs will be following him all the wat around XDDD

◆bruh letting Dazai taste a little bit of his own medicine is sooo fun XD

◆Kunikida will be like: "Good job, y/n! i totally support you" XDDD

◆Atsushi wants to help Dazai,but hes scared of you getting angry lol

◆Yosano and Ranpo will just sit there and watch Dazai like its some kinda show lmao

◆Kenji loves animals.he loves you and your ability.hes kinda your fan

◆you know whats funny? that the dogs are just your ability! so they'll disappear the second they touch Dazai

◆Dazai is aware of that,but hes still afraid XDDD

◆you also own an eagle,which is really fun among the ADA members

◆Ranpo always asks you to fly him with the eagle,and that makes Dazai really jealous

◆he wants to fly with the eagle too,but he cant because of his ability :(

◆poor boy LOL

◆you also own a big snake hehe,which is really usefull on the battlefield,and also when you wanna scare people

◆and by people i mean mostly Atsushi XD

◆ok its a great ability.its so powerfull and also you can have fun with

◆But dont annoy Dazai with it too much,i feel bad for him lmao

nothing to say anymore,

-Ash

Could you write about dazai having an s/o with a sensitive neck? Like, if he wants to have sex he just have to kiss her neck to turn her on?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai x Gn!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:NSFW! content

A/n: please specify readers gender the next time you request :)

this bastard LOL

definitelly gonna take advantage of your weakness

to make things fun,lets say that youre an ADA member

just avoid this jerk at work.if you meet an client together with him,hes gonna constantly touch your neck for several reasons and enjoy it when you close your eyes and try not to let your moan go

others notice this lol

this guy loves PDA and loves to embarasse people around him,so...

prepare yourself to be touched LMAO

"Dazai! stop messing around! "

"what did i do?"

"you keep touching my neck!!"

"oh,that? that was just An accident! "

it wasnt an accident XD

but when you two are alone,

oh god

hes gonna make you go wild and boy you love it

it doesnt matter if youre in the middle of sex or not,hes just always all over your neck

ok ok hear me out.imagine that youre on the couch watching your favorite show,when suddenly you feel hes warm breathes on your skin.he slowly starts kissing your neck,from your lower jaw till your colarbones.you smile,turn your head to his direction and give him a small,quick kiss on his lips

"hello to you to,baby"

after kissing you on your lips,hell break the kiss and goes for your neck again,starts licking it while slowly rubbing your clit on your underwear

you cant stop your loud moans :) and its making him feel good

even during the sex he wont let your weak spot go

imagine him on top,kissing and licking your neck while thrusting into you :D

wont let you go unless you cum more than 3-4 times

you might think it was short,but whats there to do? :D

-Ash

How would BSD men lick Pussy :D

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa , Atsushi , Dazai , Chuuya X fem!reader

Genre:Kinda Smut

Format:Head Canon

Warnings:NSFW! Content

A/n: needed some dirty Content on my blog and there was no dirty request,so yeah

Osamu Dazai

Bruh!

he has plenty of experience so hes extra good at it

his wild tongue will have your legs shaking for days

you wont be able to walk after that LMAO

youre definitely gonna scream out hes name,while pushing hes head down to your pussy

your loudest moans come out when he starts sucking your clit,while moving his head to right and left

after you squirt all over his face,youll pass out

Chuuya Nakahara

Lmao this ones hard

i think that Chuuya is a virgin,so he might not be really good at it for the first time

but after a few times,

oh god

this guys is a fast learner.the previous time he was licking for you he found out where to focus,where to suck,where to lick, etc etc

so yeah he'll be good.extra good

he'll ask you to sit on his face hehe

boy wants you to feel good.he wants to see you pass out from pleasure

just relax and let your hot ginger take care of you

Atsushi Nakajima

noooooo

I just cant picture this innocent baby doing that LOL

omg I feel bad for him LMAO

ok

um

hehe I don't know

omg hes so innocent I just cant T^T

I don't think hes that good at it

but he'll definitely do it if you ask him to

I think he'll blush while doing it LOL poor boy

just running around hes tongue down there

it will be mostly ticklish LMAO

hes so innocent,so youll just have to fake it XDDDD

just tell him where to focus,and he'll learn

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

Ahhh

Yamete Kudasai XDDDDD

lmao

I don't think he'll do it constantly

just like on special occasion

bruh imagine this

you were wearing a tight dress and other guys couldn't take their eyes off your body

and it made him really pissed

so when you come home he starts giving you a hard time till he makes you angry

"why the heck did you have to wear that shit in front of those bastards?"

"i wear what i wanna wear! its none of your business! its not like you own me or something!"

Oops!

"oh,really? then let me show you who you belong to"

so he'll throw you on the bed,rip your dress off and goes for your pussy

its not against your will ok? you were kinda horny so yeah

hes gonna make you cry from pleasure

after 3 minutes youre screaming his name

tongue fucking,fingering while licking for you

oh god just kill me this is so fucking hot

he suddenly stops licking and just starts fingering you

"who do you belong to?"

youre dying from pleasure,but to bratty to tell him what he wants to hear

"N-No one"

he suddenly goes for your clit and sucks it so hard that you scream the loudest moan you cant

"A-Ahhh fuck fuck f-fuck im s-sorry! you daddy! i-i belong to y-you! fuck just make m-me c-cum already Oh my god just like that ah!"

thats the first time you call him daddy,and he likes it hehe

so when you finally cum,you just relax,close your eyes thinking its finally over,when he starts rubbing your pussy as fast as he can

"omg Ryuunosuke s-stop it h-hurtssss ahhhh ahhh ahhhh"

this time you squirt

your cum will be literally flying in the air LOL

Intense orgasm

you cannot move anymore

he'll just hug your body and give you a small forhead kiss

you whispering "im sorry" is the last thing he'll hear from you before you pass out

did i make Akutagawas part too cheesy? LMAO its fine.youre welcome Akutagawa stans! (and myself ofc hehe)

anyway hope you guys like this,

-Ash

hello!! i love your writing btw !! i was wondering if you could do atsushi along with dazai with a soulmate [originally nonbinary] who got genderbent into a guy? ty, hope you have a good day!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Atsushi , Dazai X male!reader

Genre:Fluff

Format:Head Canon

Warnings:None

A/n: I'm really glad that you like my writing!you're the first one who's ever told me this on tumblr,honestly :)

Nice profile BTW:D

@exorcisedstraydog

Atsushi Nakajima

Awwww

This baby's so supportive of you T^T

I mean he's soooo supportive that it makes you cry

He's too good omg

The first time that he sees you (when you got genderbent into a guy) it's a bit weird for him cause you've changed,but he's also amazed

"Wow! You look so handsome!"

Y/n: blushes*

He's kinda happy cause he gets to be the little spoon more than before

God just imagine hugging him at night while looking at he's innocent beautiful face

He might purr in he's sleep which is soo adorable

Constantly hugges you when no-one is around

He keeps staring at you till it makes you laugh

"What is it?"

"If I knew you were gonna be this beautiful I would have encouraged you to do it sooner"

Don't lose this guy T^T

Osamu Dazai

At first you're kinda nervous cause you know he's not into guys...

But there's no need to be nervous...

Cause its you :)

When you tell him that you wanna get genderbent into a guy,he just looks at you and remains silent for a while

"Is that what you really want to do?"

"Y-yes...?"

"Well then what's there to talk about?"

:)))

He's so cool with it that it's surprising to himself

I mean he has never pictured himself with a guy

But he loves you no matter who you are :)

He's gonna make some dirty jokes though

"So who's gonna do who now?"

LOL

He doesn't mean to upset you

Surprised by your handsomeness

Teaches you how to pee while standing up lmao

This guy is gold just don't lose him

-Ash

Hello!

May I request Chuuya and Dazai x fem!reader (separately, ofc) where the reader has suicidal thoughts due to severe depression? It's okay if you find it uncomfortable, I understand!

Have a good day/night!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Chuuya,Dazai X fem!reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:Head Canon

Warnings:None

A/n: it is hard honestly,but let me worry about that :D

tysm love :)))

@miss-akutagawa

Osamu Dazai

well hes the same as you so he understands what it feels like

hes just good at hiding it,unlike you

but he doesnt really know how to help you get through it.cause...he never tried himself

hes like:

so,wanna commit suicide together?

hes not comfortable while asking you though,cause this time its possible for you to say yes,and that has never happened to him

he regrets it when he sees that you are actually considering it

he'll try to talk to you about it.he knows that talking about it kinda hurts,but it does feel good afterwards(if youre talking to the right guy

he will comfort you.its even possible that he tells you about his own story,if hes comfortable enough around you

i think he will feel better himself after the conversation :)

Dazai is so sad,honestly...i feel really bad for him

now im crying too lol

ahm...so,where were we?

just imagine him comming to you inthe middle of the conversation,hugging you from behind while comforting you

he'll plant small kisses on your forehead to distract you,and he kinda succeded

when hes alone he'll realise something that will made him smile softly...

all this time he was looking for someone to commit suicide with him,andnow that he has found the perfect girl...he doesnt wanna do it.he wants to live.he wants to see her smile happily.he wants to see her face when he wakes up in the morning.he wants to hug her tightly on rainy days,while smelling the coconutt scent thats comming from her hair

bruh i got so emotional LMAO

yeah...so dont worry.with this guy taking care of you,you'll definitely recover soon :D

Chuuya Nakahara

this ones kinda hard,cause the same crap goes for him too ecxept for the suicidal part lol

ok

so...he comes back home from a long mission,and finds you broken like that,surrounded by your thoughts

hes terrified.he finally found someone who will never betray him,and now hes gonna lose her in another way

is he gonna let that happen?is he gonna let you say goodbye to him that easily?

hell fucking no

he is terrified,but he wont show you that.instead,he comes in your bedroom,sits on your bed while asking you what is wrong with a serious face

"hey y/n! snap out of it! what is going on with you?"

thats when you just start crying.like a bumb which was about to explode,you were just waiting for something or someone to upset you,and then you found it

Chuuyas reaction is kinda funny lol.hes shocked and worried

"im sorry i didnt mean to upset you!hey stop crying!"

after hugging you a bit,you'll eventually calm down.you'll start talking to each other,and that will make you calm down a lot

Chuuya is sad now too

"my poor darling...what have you been through while i was gone?"

he'll definitely make you go talk to a therapist (unlike Dazai,he doesnt believe in them)

with an expert checking up on you and having Chuuya by your side,you'll be ok again not long after that :)

really hope youre ok KitKat,feel free to send me messages whenever youre feeling down

i got you :)

-Ash

Hi! Can I request platonic headcanons with Fyodor and Dazai with a female reader and a High School!AU please?

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Fyodor X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: I have trouble writing for Fyodor. I should get him off my writing list lmao

⇝Osamu Dazai

Doesn't matter if you're relationship with him is platonic or romantic, He's always flirting with you🙂

Does not expect you to flirt back so don't because things might get weird or... change.

And you don't want things to change cause you've seen him breaking up with other girls after a few days of dating.

You two are always goofing around at classes, making fun of others while not paying attention to the lessons at all.

You claim that it's his fault because he's distracting you, and you're lowkey right but he keeps denying it😭

Other girls are not a fan of you because c'mon! You're friends with Dazai Osamu! The most charming boy in the high school!

Dazai ignores others because he thinks that it's not bothering you, but he gets upset when others bully you over stuff because of your connection with him.

Lowkey tries to be a bit distant but when he sees you trying to get close to him, he's relieved and things get back to normal.

Dazai has a special spot for his friends in his heart, and you already know that if you're familiar with Odasaku, and you're his friend too.

So he's protective of you, even though he's not really showing it; but will have your back when you run into trouble.

If some guy tries to break your heart, well... rest in peace.

Not saying that Dazai would get in a fight with him cause he's Dazai, but with his sharp mind and smart ass, he doesn't need to use any strength to teach that bastard a lesson.

As I said before, and you already know that, he's a player; and it bothers you when his exes come to you and ask you about him, or to see if they still have a shot with him and stuff.

You scold him when he makes fun of other people's height or their red hair or how they braid their hair and their outfit :)))

Though he's expecting you to collaborate with him on this one XD

Is not a fan of studying, so makes you study so you can tell him the answers, or gets them from another girl who has a thing for him and gives them to you to if you need any.

You were so distracted in the classroom that teachers make you sit far away from each other lmao.

But they can't do anything to you outside the classroom so that's when the real deal is on, baby 😎

You sometimes to different tiktok trends together and are kinda popular.

Others think that you two are a couple since you get along with each other well so you always have to tell them you're just friends, even though Dazai might not straightforwardly agree with you on this one🚶🏻‍♀️

⇝Fyodor Dostoevsky

Why is writing for him so hard what is wrong with me😭

Just because I wrote that much for Dazai doesn't mean I would do the same for Fyodor -_-

Anyway, he's not a really talkative person, so you're not attracted to him at first sight,

He doesn't look like a shy guy, he's just not going to waste his energy unless it's necessary to speak so you decide not to bother him.

But things change when you get a bad grade at physics and the teacher asks him to be your tutor.

He agrees cause he doesn't really care anyway.

Fyodor is definitely the top of his class. You never see him study but he pays attention to the teacher carefully while he teaches, so you know that studying with him will be helpful, but you're kinda nervous cause let's be real. the guy looks scary. (Hot scary😏)

So when you do spend time together, you realize that he's actually an interesting guy, and a super smart one, so you come to like him and start hanging around with him everywhere he goes hoping maybe you would become friends.

You're the one who comes to him though, asking where is he heading to and would be it ok if you come along and he always says yes cause as I said before, he doesn't care.

Now being Fyodor's friend is not something Fun at first, but rather meaningful and interesting. You gradually become familiar with his perspective of things and the world, and this would effect you way of thinking and seeing things too. After becoming his friend, you pay attention to details more closely than you did before, and you try to understand the connection and logical explanation behind them.

You two would never talk about you're relationship and that you're friends, because you don't know what his reaction would be and you're also not willing to take the risk, so it's not something offical.

Being his friend adds to you're knowledge and his effect on you is definitely considerable, so you like to be around him but you can never know if he does too since you can't ask him about him neither read his mind 🚶🏻‍♀️

Why does it all sound so dark lol I didn't mean to 😭

Reblogs are appreciated! :)

Hello!! Remember me? we talked about bottom fyodor 😭 help. All the best for your exam and Congratulations on your 300 followers!!! So umm....

I'm an enfp scorpio.

I love dancing in the rain. love gazing at the moon and stars. like spicy food. can play violin. Know how to ride a bike. natural trouble magnet And I do a lot of artistic stuff aside from writing fanfics :3

Fandom: bsd please

Remember to take care of yourself love and drink a lot of water :) 💕💕

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: All those hearts are for me🥺? Ok come closer a little bit *Mwah!

I match you with...

Dazai Osamu!

Ok first, let me just say how jealous I am of you :') Bruh I want him so bad! Can We like make a bargain? I'll give you Chuuya and you give him to me T^T

I just feel like that this hottie would match your energy so much. I was struggling on whether match you with him or Nikolai, but I ended up going with him when I read about your zodiac sign.

Dazai is a really cool partner; and by that I mean he's in whatever crazy shit you wanna do. You wanna go rob a bank at 4am? He's in! Wanna eat dozens of spicy food? He wont particularly enjoy it, but he's still in! Wanna go on top of Everest and scream until you collapse? He's in! Wanna run around in the rain without an umbrella while others are glancing at you as they run to their homes? Ooh Boy he's definitely in!

So, I heard that Scorpio people are very sexual :D And it's not just because they're horny, but they seem to enjoy the closeness and affection they receive in the act. So, um, He's 100% and a thousand times in :> He loves giving/receiving affection, tho he might not open up about other stuff...

I'm guessing that you're not much of a morning person, and same as him! Ok ok imagine this- you're both on the mattress (I wish he had a bed) clinging into each other's arm as the clock starts to ring, reminding you that it's another damn morning and another damn day (I'm saying that because you're studying at this moment lol), And Dazai also has to get his ass up and go to work; but the warmness of the blanket and your embrace is too addictive for him to get up. So he reaches for the clock, takes a deep breath, and throw it at the window causing it to break and make you full conscious; And he does that without opening his eyes lol. And then you shrug your shoulders, leaning into his embrace even more, saying "That's my boy"

I know🚶🏻‍♀️

BTW if you manage to have a stablished relationship with him, you have my respect bro-

I have a feeling that you would tease Kunikida with him, even though you might not be much of a teaser (?). Hanging around with this guy can be way too effective.

"Scorpios strike when other people least expect it" can I just say that's soooo DAZAI? like, other people cant even believe that he's a detective or has a gift, but then he makes a move and others are like Damn bro! What have you been hiding up your sleeves all this time! He's like that, and since he loves mysteries and riddles, he would definitely love the company of a folksy but actually smart and observant kind of person- YOU

Natural trouble magnet? Hehe, same as him! I can totally see you guys running away while Kunikida trouble is following you to beat the shit out of you lmao. Trust me- You two are gonna pull a lot of pranks on people, and might feel a little bad if your target is Atsushi

Please punch him in the nuts when he flirts with other women; tysm in advance🚶🏻‍♀️

There are days that you're on your bad mood; and he compromises with you. Depending on whether you wanna be alone or have someone to comfort you; he makes a move. Clears up the space around you and hugs you from behind, leading you to a comfy worm place, without saying anything or asking what happened. He already knows (Probably)

That's it. That's all I've got🚶🏻‍♀️

With a reader who's not used to affection

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairing: Dazai, Chuuya X Fem!Reader

Request: "Could you do Chuuya, Dazai and any other characters ( idrc cus i'm pan ) of your choosing with a reader that's not used to affection and sometimes flinches / shivers in a reaction to them being touched :)" ◜By lovely anon!! ◞

Genre: Fluff

Format: Headcanons + Scenario

Warnings: Suggestive content

Word Count: 1.2K

↳Osamu Dazai

§ Dazai likes physical contact, and he also likes to tease; but he's a really understanding and loving partner once he starts a relationship with someone he loves too (Though it will take him a pretty long time to admit that he has real feeling for you but that's another story), so he won't be on the teasing part too much. Emphasis on "Too much". He will still tease you, brush his hand against yours when walking next to each other and eventually get a hold of it, surprising you with a light peck on your cheek especially if you're in public and rests his hand on your shoulder, all to see how your cheeks rose in light pink and of course, because he loves the feeling of your skin against his.

§ He won't force you into anything or suddenly throw himself on you (although he will get there eventually, that's inevitable lol); he starts from small, simple touches and takes his time, preparing you step by step until you fully get used to him touching you affectionately, and then he'll start touching you in his own ways hehe~ (stopping here, gonna keep this SFW)

§ Dazai is huge on kisses- He'll kiss you on the cheek while throwing some cheesy pick up line or a tatty compliment your way, planting small, wet kisses on your neck with his arms wrapped around you from behind in the morning when you're making breakfast for him, pepper kissing your face when you're all snuggled against him in bed at night; he'll leave you with no option other than to adapt to his touchy attitude because this man cannot keep his hands off you for a mere second, and also because you do like it, despite quivering every time he lays a hand on you.

§ Loves to see you struggle when you want to give him a kiss as well, but this feels all new and you still find it hard to express your love for him through affectional gestures. The expression you wear whenever he catches you off guard with a kiss or perhaps a surprise hug has him walking on air, because you are so cute and he can never ever get enough of you. He has mixed feelings because although he wants you to get used to his touch, he also loves the affect he has on you. Don't even get me started on the shivers.

The documents you were working on were complicated, wordy and required a lot of concentration; but you were dazed ever since you woke up that day, and your boyfriend's lips on your ear shell were not exactly "helping".

"Mhm... Why did you stop typing, Bella? I hope I'm not distracting you from your work"

Did he actually mean it? Well, you had doubts about that.

"You kinda are right now, Osamu.

Dazai let out a deep breath and smiled when you shivered as your skin warmed up, lips brushing against the crook of your neck and getting pleased when he felt you bating your breath.

"Why is that, baby? I'm just minding my own business right now"

What was his business? To distract you from your work, or to get you all tempted? It didn't really matter; because either way, he was going to get what he wanted.

You.

"Maybe you should take a break and cuddle with me. I've heard that cuddling with your boyfriend can really help you ease your mind and relax"

This was the exact kind of stuff he would deceive Kunikida to fill up his notebook with, but in your case, it was mostly true. You could never deny how warm you felt when he was around, nervous but the kind that would make your heart flutter as his fingers traced down your skin.

"Yeah... Maybe I should"

Dazai smiled when you turned around and cupped his face to pull him closer, feeling deeply satisfied; not because of the fact that he won again, but because he got to feel your soft, warm lips against his.

↳Chuuya Nakahara

§ Chuuya is an extremely understanding partner as well. Given that his love language is acts of service, he might not realize it at first sight, but after a while he'll get a clue. No matter how much you've let your guard down, gasping and literally jumping in your seat when he places a hand on your shoulder is not a normal reaction.

§ He's the type of guy to blame himself for things that ae not even his fault, and this also happens in this case. Maybe it's because you don't want him to touch you, maybe he makes you uncomfortable and a thousand of maybes and doubts fill his head and make him insecure about the whole situation. He gets a bit distance at first, to give you the space you want to yourself; a space where he assumes he doesn't belong to.

§ It eventually hits him after a while, and makes him sad. Why aren't you used to doting touches? Because you didn't get them much. As your boyfriend, he feels responsible; so he showers you with love and compliment, and perhaps a loving kiss on your forehead or a possessive grip around your waist when you're out in public.

§ Chuuya starts teasing you once he feels that you've gotten used to his soft touches; not as much as Dazai would but still, since he loves to fluster you and he's only human (Or maybe not, but we're not here to talk about that). He won't do PDA since the risk of his enemies targeting you is high, but when you're alone in his office, you're not allowed to sit anywhere else other than your special spot, his lap. Having his arm wrapped around you while he's doing paperwork has become a habit of yours. Whenever you enter the room you automatically head to his chair and make yourself comfortable on his lap, where you'll always be welcomed; even when he has so much work to do.

§ Sleeping in the same bed is pointless unless you're in his embrace, right? His arms will be wide open for you to bask yourself in the warmth of his chest, to feel safe and secure because he will protect you, no matter what.

A nice night in winter should starts with a tasty meal, a cup of hot cocoa and end with your head on your boyfriend's lap when he's sitting in front of the fire place; although that part wasn't exactly planned by you.

It's pleasant to feel Chuuya's bare hands once in a while, delicately tracing down your cheeks to your neck. An comfortable silence is present in the room because you're both too drowned in your thoughts; Him thinking about how soft your skin is, like a new born baby, and you thinking about how much you don't want this to end, given how hard you're trying to prevent yourself from dozing off.

It's a battle between you and him, to see if you can keep up when his fingertips are so gentle, tenderly drawing meaningless patterns on your skin, your hair or wherever they can reach. After a few minutes you finally give in, drifting to wonderland, defeated by Chuuya's love and care. In the middle of your sleep you can feel his arms getting wrapped around you to carry you to bed, smiling softly when you feel his figure next to you, planting a small kiss on your forehead.

Everything feels so new, but with him by your side, you've got nothing to be afraid of.

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✦ Dazai and Chuuya childhood headcanons (1/2) ✦

part 2

♫ Tell Me What To Swallow - Crystal Castles

✧ warnings : mentions of s*icide, death, depression, mental health struggles, etc.・loss of loved one・mommy and/or daddy issues・ooc (???)

✧ a/n : 15 dazai, tdipud dazai and dark era dazai are all my personal Roman Empire it hurts… its hurts so much hes just a kid </3

w/c : 431

!!! these are just personal headcanons and are not accurate to the canon story !!!

✦ Dazai :

He was an only child. As a semi-only child, I can tell. Trust me.

And like the real Dazai Osamu, he was raised in a highly respected and powerful household—though I headcanon Dazai to have been born in a noble family

BIG mama’s boy. Was very clingy to his mom

One of the reasons he grew super clingy to his mom was because of his father being mostly absent (again, like the real Dazai Osamu)

He was in Dazai’s life, but he was rather…grayish, transparent in his life; not in the picture, busy with work blahblahblah

Dazai did try to create some sort of father-son bond with his father—but he just gave up after a while, noticing that his dad didn’t show interest in putting effort into building a bond with him the way Dazai did

Dazai would/did try to make conversation about his interests in false hopes of his father making time for him

But his dad would just brush him off with comments like “that’s nice, but I’m a bit busy right now. Why don’t you go and tell your mom the rest?”

After a while Dazai even grew to hate his dad… no specific reason given. Perhaps how he never wanted to be a true father to him—his own son.

So, yeah. Big mama’s boy. Would give his mom random hugs, come back from their garden with some of the prettiest flowers picked and in his hand for his mom (along with his clothes covered in mf dirt)

And again, like the real Dazai Osamu, his mother was ill.

I personally like to think that his mom wasn’t the best mentally. Maybe because of her relationship with her husband and depression…

But she was always full of love for Dazai, pampered him, spoiled him and treated him with so much care that you’d think of Dazai as someone fragile and easily breakable.

Always defended Dazai with her life, seriously

He was a golden child and I will die on this hill

Dazai was perfect in everything he did, but he only did things he or his mother liked.

Couldn't care less about others or whether he would hurt their feelings (unless it would upset his mom and his mom only obviously)

And the reason he could no longer see the point in life or living at such a young age (+his ‘obsession’ with s*icide and death)

Was because of his own mother taking her life and Dazai having to witness it… The only person he held so dear…

…these are my headcanons, at least </3…